Phone Boy........................from Rico

Barry aka Phone Boy.

Most have already figured out that it's best to completely ignore what this guy SAYS since he is a congenital liar (when his lips move), but it pays to closely watch what he DOES because that betrays his absolute lack of character.

His love affair with the phone, is a fine example.
- Who he calls, and who he does NOT call.

We'll address his love affair with his pen another time, but a source close to Valerie Jarrett indicates that he prefers them ribbed.

h/t to "90 Miles From Tyranny" where I saw this...