2016 Democratic National Convention schedule has been leaked !

11:15 AM – Free Lunch, "medical" marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms to be passed out for Food Stamp enrollment
2:30 PM – Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM – Address on "Being the Real You," (white) former Head of the Seattle NAACP, Rachel Dolezal, and "Caitlyn" Jenner
4:30 PM – "How to Bank $200 Million While a Public Servant, and Yet Claiming to be Broke"– Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” – Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson Seminar
5:00 PM – Medals of Freedom presented to Army deserter Bo Berghdal and a sample of Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM – Invitation-only Autograph Session - souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.
5:45 PM – Tribute to All of the 57 States – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM – General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the term "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
7:30 PM - Announcement of VP choice - Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi
8:30 PM – The White House "Semantics Committee" meeting followed by general vote on now terming "Muslim Terrorism" instead as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM – “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" - Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM – Group Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible Readers.
10:30 PM – Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia and ISIS.
11:00 PM – Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post, and How to Pretend it's No Big Deal", hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM – "How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in America", "Sneaky Joe" Biden
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

H/T Shelly