And not even a T-shirt...................from Rico

We've all heard [and/or actually seen these shirts, insert: your friend goes to Europe; wins the lotto, you survive a roller-coaster ride; or whatever....]

"And all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

 

Well, it could be worse. 

 

After how many years [?] and how many Dollars worth of QE [?], YOU didn't even get a lousy T-shirt. 

- Here is what you got instead............