After declaring the "recession" to be over, and the nation's economy well into "recovery" the Obama administration will be hosting a reception in Chicago where "gun control works" and is there widely expected to announce proof that Unicorns are REAL. RSVP- The event will not be catered, so attendees are advised to bring their own drugs.- Flak-jacketed ushers will pass through the anticipated throng collecting voluntary donations to fight "global warming" and picking up any spent brass.- Toe tags provided free of charge.


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