It makes perfect sense to completely skip Barry's final State of the Union teleprompter reading. He will be talking about himself, as usual. [p'tah]
- If you are curious how many times he uses the word "I" some slob journalist will give you the "I-count" the next day. [p'tooey]
For anyone silly or foolish enough to waste valuable time listening to the empty words of an empty person, consider who he is reading to. It's not you. here's a short, BS-free, version:
- Things could not possibly be better on Wall Street. Yay!
- Everything could be much better on Main Street. It sucks to be you!
What has two terms of HOPE and CHANGE really accomplished?
- The US is more indebted, more corrupt, more untrustworthy, more lawless, and more unresponsive to you the electorate.
Barry will end with a product endorsement and tell us that he has found the Constitution to be MUCH softer than Charmin, yet equally fun to squeeze.
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