WHITE HOUSE STAFFER: NO PARDON FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS
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For those who remember "the Cold War" and the former USSR (CCCP) and know better than to swallow the bromide that "we have always been at war with Eurasia" this joke will make you smile...until you realize that the USA may have won that 'war' but has lost the peace and become the USSA.
Q: What is the difference between Pravda [Truth] and Isvestia [News]?
A: There is no truth in the news [Isvestia], and no news in the truth [Pravda].
From Theo Spark at 16:05