Friday 12 August 2016

My new reality...................

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
 
The following is a recap of my current identity:
 
I was born white, which makes me a racist.
 
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
 
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
 
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
 
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
 
I am older than 55 and semi retired which makes me a useless old man.
 
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
 
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe. 
 
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right wing extremist.
 
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.
 
I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
 
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
 
Please help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore!
 
And now I don't know which bathroom to use anymore....
 
H/T Doverthere

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You will always be among the best in my book.

Paul L. Quandt