Tuesday, 10 January 2017

The Zo Loft : Bad Case of Streep Throat at the Golden Globes

Meryl has an infection in her throat and it's a slanderous strain of Streep. It's very contagious and it causes people who are infected with it to cough up the Phlegm of fabrications. She made some feverish claims at the Golden Globes, so I'm gonna prescribe a modified dose of the Zo Loft as a special anti-biotic for Meryl.

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