Friday, 6 April 2018

GOLF GLOSSARY

A “Rock Hudson” – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.
A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another.
A “Yasser Arafat” – butt ugly and in the sand.
A “ John Kennedy, Jr.”  – didn’t quite make it over the water.
A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed”.
An “O. J.” – got away with one.
A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver.
 A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used a driver.
A “Condom” – safe, but didn’t feel very good.
A “Brazilian” – shaved the hole.
A “Rush Limbaugh” – a little to the right.
A “Nancy Pelosi” – way to the left and out of bounds.
A “James Joyce” – a putt that’s impossible to read.
A “Ted Kennedy” – goes in the water and jumps out.
A “Pee Wee Herman” – too much wrist.
A “Sonny Bono” – straight into the trees.
A “Paris Hilton” – a very expensive hole.
A “Tiger Woods” – wrong hole.
 
H/T Lenmar

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