Colder than Mars?....................from Rico

The 'Midwest' has become America's Bali of the North with absolute temp's in MN of -58F and wind chills below -60.

 

A scientist would call this colder than Mars.

 

A politically-correct person would call this colder than Nancy Pelosi's heart.

- Admit it, you expected me to call this "colder than a witches' tit" and then use Nancee or Hitlery as examples, both being cold bitches indeed...and both lacking 'hearts' thus obviating my pc-esque wording ref infra and returning us to the visual of either of these hags wrinkled and freezing tits.

 

Mars may actually be warmer and more hospitable, upon due consideration...