Pelosi's Progress*...............from Rico

This may seem hard to believe, but Nancy Pelosi is actually making some 'progress'...

- Wut? You may rightly exclaim in disbelief, questioning the efficacy of both Botox and her Alzheimer's medication.

 

But it's twue, it's TWUE!

- Nancy has gone from the monicker 'crumbs' Pelosi to an entirely new one...'handjob' Pelosi.

 

Sounds about right: Nancy 'Handjob' Pelosi...

 

Apologies here: The mere suggestion of Nancy offering a 'tug job' probably needed a food & beverage warning, but I was both laughing too hard and 'hearing' Clarence Carter sing his classic song Strokin' "...I be strokin'..." so here's an 'earworm' for you as compensation for my deplorableness!

 

*Not to be cornfused with John Bunyan's 1678 allegory "The Pilgrim's Progress" since Nancy is leading the Democrats (C) in reverse order from the celestial city to perdition.