Friday 14 January 2022

There's NOT Enough Money* ..................from Rico

 Gawrsh, who but the we're smarter-than-you Libtards would have thought that demonizing white people, patriotic Americans, straight males, and Trump supporters might have a negative impact upon military recruitment? [Let's gloss over the retarded mask and vaccine requirements, both IMO illegal orders.] 

- Even Homer Simpson would be concluding "D-oh!" by now, but not these aspiring MENSA candidates.


After threatening, then terminating, highly trained and experienced service members [?: was that the 'feature' and not the 'bug?'] who were vaxx refuseniks [noncompliant thinkers], now they are wanting to pay up to $50K in enlistment bonuses?


Bugger off, you Commie faggots.

There is NOT enough money to get anyone sane or normal to serve the current woke joke regime which is doing it's best to become a gay version of the former Soviet Union.


I promise not to rattle-on about Mark Milley and 'call me Rachel' Levine here.


*True story: I once almost failed one of my periodic polygraphs. When asked "Have you ever accepted money from a foreign power?" I started laughing. Hard, and couldn't stop for a moment. [Well, it struck me as simultaneously hilarious and preposterous.]

- The polygrapher turned white as a ghost and stopped cold. His machine went absolutely apeshit. He then went and got his supervisor, and they huddled in a corner of the room speaking in hushed-but-serious tones.

- Supervisor asked me "Why did you laugh?" I retorted: "I LOVE my job, and there is not enough fucking money on the planet to get me to not do it! It just struck me as a really absurd and hilarious proposition is all."

- Ah so deska. The penny dropped for both of them. A fresh poly was then conducted (well, since I was still 'wired' and in the chair why not?).

- Second try = no problemo, like all the other times before and since.


BUT it was kinda worth nearly giving these nutless wonders heart attacks for wasting the better part of what would have been a my productive day!

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