GENIUS!
Cracker Barrel's "woke" CEO Julie Hyphenated-name has undertaken a $700 million Dollar "modernization" to make Cracker Barrel less like Cracker Barrel, including making the Cracker Barrel menu less like the Cracker Barrel menu [read: to 'appeal' to a more 'diverse' clientele with 'evolving tastes'].
GO WOKE, GO BROKE!
Cracker Barrel stock has dropped >10%, putting over $100 Million Dollars in shareholder value to sleep.
- Add this to the above and you have an almost ONE BILLION DOLLAR FUCKUP!
CLUELESS!
But this just gets better and better.
- Crapping upon a loyal customer base results in (a) them leaving and never coming back, and (b) literally any other highway diner can and WILL easily replace Cracker Barrel. [Ask: Bud Light and Jaguar how that 'works.']
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