Tuesday Totty....

Silly ad for a cordless drill...

Guns from Westerns part 5....

VBS TV: ILLEGAL LA - Part 3

H/T Mark Scott

Clarkypoos Hot Metal part 4....

H/T Mark Scott

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

H/T Don Emslie

Bedtime Totty....

Official Announcement:

The Prime Minister today announced that The U.K. is changing its emblem to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!



H/T Shelly

A Sexy Sunset....

...one for my fellow farmers.

Shoeshine anyone?

H/T Gary P

Iranian Missile Test.....the remixes!

H/Ts DML and Neptunus Lex

The Fighting Niharts Keeping it in the Family.....

God Speed to them and their fellow servicemen.




H/T Jeffrey Nihart

Senility

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

H/T Shelly

How To catch a Terrorist? (silly)

At Home with the Obamas.....

H/T Filippo Maria Olivi

What is it with the 'coffee' crowd.....it's all dish water.

When I am town I pop into Fortnums and buy their Sandringham Blend of ground coffee, which works out at 25 pence a cup. It is possibly the best ground coffee available in Britain. Why would anyone want to pay £2 for a cup of watered down froth? Hell instant is better than most of the poncy coffees flogged in these 'coffee shops'.



H/T Mark Scott

Time for the Anti-Hillary halo to slip....

H/T Mark Scott

Classic 'Hood' Ornament.....

H/T Gary Page