Sunday, 15 February 2009
TOP TEN REASONS MEN DON'T SAY "I LOVE YOU"
1. They don't mean it.
2. They want to get laid, but not "that" bad.
3. Their fathers didn't say it to their mothers.
4. Their Fathers Didn't Say It To Them
5. They don't want to be trapped in some long-term thing.
6. They've said it before and found out they were wrong.
7. They think it is much cooler to say it to other men, like Sammy and Frank.
8. It will lead to "I'll marry you".
9. It has become a throw-away phrase.
10. If they say it, their penises will fall off.
TOP TEN REASONS WOMEN WANT MEN TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"
1. They like the words.
2. Girls, at times, think that the "words" are important.
3. They can brag to their friends that they got him to do it.
4. It makes them feel all tingly to hear it.
5. Commitment/Power evil grin
6. He ain't gettin ANY unless he does.
7. It makes up for what a jerk he is the rest of the time.
8. It makes sex better.
9. The woman can say it back without risking rejection.
10. The woman wants to see his penis fall off.
H/T DML
This is how you question people about bonuses.......
.......Rep. Manzullo Questions Bailout Czar Neel Kashkari
The Sunday Best....
Mark Steyn: So far, it's been Obamateur Hour. H/T Jules
'PM To Blame For Banking Crisis'. Brown is finished.
Body in charge of UK policing policy is now an £18m-a-year brand charging the public £70 for a 60p criminal records check. Plod are just a branch of the Inland Revenue. Fining motorists etc is now more important than catching criminals as Brown desperately tries to raise cash to fill in the bloody great hole on Britain's finances.
George Galloway £1million aid convoy link to three terror suspects arrested on M65. The words Galloway and terrorism always seem to crop up together.
Cameron: I would ban Scottish MPs from voting on English-only issues. Bit late. The damage has already been done. He should also stop the Barnett Subsidies.
Metric Maulers: Why does the BBC insist on weighing the British rugby players in kilograms? Because they are pro-EU.
Pictured: The supergun that kills from a mile - and the camouflaged crackshots using it against the Taliban.
The GodMOTHER: Transsexual Mafia boss who wears lipstick and calls himself Kitty arrested by Italian police. WTF!
LORD DIGBY JONES: Gordon Brown says that he will create 100,000 jobs. One in four will be shelf-stackers. And the other 3 will work in the public sector.
Barack Obama sends bust of Winston Churchill on its way back to Britain. Good. If he hadn't Winston would have risen from the grave and gone a fetched it himself.
Geert Wilders to sue Jacqui Smith over decision to deport controversial film-maker. Go for it. I can't wait to see her squirm in the dock.
Bentley axes jobs as car industry slump continues. Buy British, buy a Bentley. (We will ignore the fact that it is owned by Porche/VW)
Four Britons to join first tourist trip to Baghdad. It's probably safer than parts of London.
Russian navy captures 10 Somali pirates. Siberia is going to be a big change from Somalia.
Global warming 'underestimated'. More lies and bulls**t from the eco-nazis.
The breaking news the BBC wouldn't tell. It pretty much sums up the BBC. (See story above)
TESSA JOWELL, the Olympics minister, wants the 2012 Games to meet equality targets by allowing women to compete in heavyweight wrestling and men in synchronised swimming. The very first 'pink' olympics.
Nuclear lies are keeping you afraid. The eco-nazis would have us all living in the dark ages.
Madam reveals weasel ways of the spanking governor. An update on sleazy Spitzer. Another dodgy democrat.
Life-saving Sentinel R1 spy planes grounded by lack of crews. The MoD true to form. They have had years to get crews ready and yet again they have failed.
Obama’s new deal is the same old blunder. And everyone except the socialist and liberals knows it.
Harry’s on course to learn diverse varieties of tosh. And it won't make a bit of difference. Good old Harry.
....the Zinbabwe bit.
Found: Robert Mugabe’s secret bolthole in the Far East. The Chinese have been helping him for years. He and his wife must face 'justice' preferably at the hands of a mob.
Grasping Grace puts diamond business on her shopping list. One woman the world would be better off without.
Robert Mugabe loyalists plan final eviction of white farmers as his "birthday present". If the British government had any balls they would make sure that Mugabe didn't make it to his 85th birthday.
...Clarkypoos is pissing about down under so nothing from him this week.
Helicopter carrying Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond in emergency landing as seagull hits on take-off.
Little Jimmy May is still about....
The roadshow must go on.
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Economic Editorial .....from Rico.
In the movie "Casino" DeNiro's character says at one point: "You can either have the Money and the Hammer, or you can walk out of here."
We did NOT get the option. No chance to walk away from this steaming piece of legislation (a.k.a. "Porkulus"). We ALL lost a lotta money.
- Now you KNOW what the Democrats really 'think' of us...the TAXPAYERS. The TAXSPENDERS just gave us the HAMMER!
The largest spending bill in all of American history was just passed by Congress UNREAD! They didn't get to read it like the lobbyists did, but hey...we the public didn't get a chance to read it either.
- I'm still waiting to see the results of LBJ's "War on Poverty" myself...I wonder how well that one is going?
WAY TO GO TEAM OBAMA!!!!! YAY!!!!!
Of course NONE of these economic geniuses cleverly disguised as career politicians, NOR their lackeys in the media (a.k.a. The Ministry of Truth) are making any effort at all to inform us that THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS BANKRUPT! Guess they're too busy celebrating the passage of Porkulus.
By the USG not using GAAP (generally accepted accounting procedures) they are managing to "hide" from the public the fact that:
- Federal obligations of $65.5 trillion exceeds the World's GDP and is FOUR TIMES the size of the US GDP.
- Over and above this, the USG has a NEGATIVE NET WORTH of another $59.3 trillion.
The Gooberment is truly bankrupt.
There is NO magic "re-fi" for this. The sheer magnitude of USG DEBT is now beyond ANY hope of containment. Period.
- We will have to print more money to stall the inevitable and 'buy' some time...but some REAL DAMAGE has been done to us.
People have gone to prison (Enron) and wars have been started over less than this.....................
Video: Dedicated to Royal Marines past and Present.
Created by someone as a tribute to his uncle. It is well worth a watch.
COMIC GENIUS....
1. Two blondes walked into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want marijuana, press the hash key...'
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high..'
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common? '
'It's not unusual.'
13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '
'No, because he's really heavy'
14. Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start.'
15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?'
I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bast**d!'
20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
21. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'
22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'
The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore'
H/T DML
Saturday, 14 February 2009
Video: Freedom go to hell.....
...I have to confess that I am not a big fan of Pat Condell (for no good reason) but he is eloquent.
H/T Pete Hurrell
The Supression by the Left continues.....
F-Bomb Free Or Die! We had better come up with a strategy to destroy the left's assault on free speech and democracy.
Just how small will the Royal Navy end up?
The case of the vanishing ships. At this rate HMSs Belfast and Victory will become our main 'ships of the line'.
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