H/T Shelly
Sunday, 12 April 2009
The Wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
20. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
21 Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
22. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering 'What the heck happened?'
23. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
24. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
25. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
H/T Ted
Headlines....
American math genius finds missing ’s’.
Government to ban hunting Easter eggs with dogs.
Tardy suicide bomber kills 72 virgins in delayed explosion.
Historian claims ‘Crucifixion was part of brutal Roman reality show.’
H/T DML
The Sunday Best.....
Barack Obama's Brother Accused of Sexual Assault of Young Girl-- Denied Entry Into UK. What a family!
Private schools say no to providing pupil details for Government database. Good. None of the government's business.
How MPs take home 28 times the average voter’s pay. Greedy useless fools.
The great sheep shearer shortage: hundreds kept out of Britain because of new visa test. Stupid. They let terrorists in without challenge.
Our ruling elite are a class apart. Elite they are not. Just a bunch of hypocrites.
Smears, glowering henchmen – like the Nixon White Hous. Obama is no different.
Sir Terry Wogan's fears for BBC's future. The licence fee must go. The BBC should stick to producing some of the best programmes in the world. The other 90% is garbage and should be culled.
Vatican blocks Caroline Kennedy appointment as US ambassador. Good for the Pope.
Speaker Michael Martin under fire for luxury foreign trip funded by taxpayer. Sack the bum.
Woman survives polar bear mauling at Berlin Zoo. Silly bitch jumped in. Anyway it was more of a love bite than a mauling.
Pakistan: origin of three-quarters of all terror plots. And still we let them in.
Why Somali piracy is booming - by former hostage victim. Time to nail the bastards.
Jacob Zuma dogged with questions on eve of presidential victory. Another crooked African politician.
Somali pirates holding American hostage 'will fight' US Navy warships. This could be a very short 'battle'. Can't wait for the video.
Minister hits out at attacks by US drones. He must have terrorist sympathies.
Britain is now a haven for Rwandan genocide suspects. And every other scumbag on the planet. The Human Rights Act must be repealed.
Treasury ‘bean counters’ to slash 10,000 from Territorial Army. Why not get rid of 10,000 tossers from the treasury and most of the MoD.
Queen to get party of century. And it will be great.
Death on the high seas as pirates put to the sword. Sad for the hostage that died, but a lesson to the rest of us in how to deal with pirates.
Right’s rage at overbearing Obama. He is out to wreck America.
Gang wars turn laidback Vancouver into Murder City. They are wrecking a beautiful city.
Public opinion gets burnt to a crisp by the Chelsea Toaster. It will ruin a part of London that I used to call home.
Appeal for greener motoring. From little Jimmy May.
Cardboard cooker wins global climate change competition. The simplest ideas are always the best.
‘Our Father’ Easter at the 'Hanoi Hilton'. (H/T JMH)
Religion of hatred: Why we should no longer be cowed by the chattering classes ruling Britain who sneer at Christianity. Amen.
Associated Press trips over its own content ban. (H/T Nebraska Bob)
Talking of Pirates.....
Crew who fought off pirates hail hostage Captain Richard Phillips 'a hero'. Let's hope he makes it back to his family for a belated Easter. This totty is dedicated to him.
The Tea Party Map.....from Rico
My good pal Iggy wonders IF our Congress-critters have noticed all the tea-bags yet, or IF they will deign to 'notice' the TEA Parties being held nationwide this coming Wednesday.
I think the arrogant and smug politicians safely ensconced in the comfortable world of Washington are nearing their "let them eat cake" moment, but will be tone-deaf and blind to it
...if only because they all seem to have their heads up their collective asses (as Igs suggests).
YA THINK CONGRESS MIGHT NOTICE IF THEIR HEADS WEREN'T IN CRANIAL-RECTAL DEFILADE?
View the map HERE (Google Maps)
More at
Maine Tea Party
Obama's Pirate Outreach.....from Rico
Our pathetic pResident Obama ...after his recent "blame us it's All our fault" Hate America tour abroad has barely had the opportunity to craft a "policy" (let alone a new "speech" for his teleprompter) dealing with the pirates of Somalia. Multi-tasker nulti-culti savant that he is, however, he managed this while having his makeup and wardrobe people give him a "fresh look to kick-off his PIRATE OUTREACH.
An excerpt from his TOTUS script reads like this, according to reliable sources (who wish to remain anonymous because Obama is keeping closer "score" than Tony Soprano ever could, and Obama has Rahm as his button-man):
"For too long America has been dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community! Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds, or keen fashion-sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates."
Now, all seriousness aside, it's pretty clear that our enemies (as have our former allies) have noticed that Obama is severely lacking in most respects, and that last November's election of a 'slogan' instead of a man of intellect and fortitude was more than a moral mistake. A mistake that many are now paying for...and many more will yet have to pay for.
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Saturday, 11 April 2009
Spring blogger squabbles?
It seems both the UK & the US are embroiled in blogosphere pissing contests between leading bloggers. In the UK its over the Labour smear campaign that has embroiled some of the top political blogs in the UK. The Telegraph tries to sort through the mess. Not exactly surprising as Labour has never really grasped the blogosphere and are obviously worried by it.
On the other side of the pond we have a squabble between Charles "Little Green Footballs Johnson" and pretty much the rest of the anti-Jihad blogosphere Including Jihadwatch's Robert Spencer, Atlas Shrugs and most anyone else you care to mention. Poligazette attempts to crack the nut and urge it to end. Much of it depends on where you fall on the Geert Wilders issue, Johnson is not a fan, and the rest of them are, including myself.
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