Tuesday, 17 November 2009
A few more one liners........
221. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
222. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
223. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
224. If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.
225. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
226. Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.
227. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
228. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?
229. There are no winners in life…only survivors.
230. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
240. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
241. Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
242. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
243. The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
244. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
245. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
246. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
247. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
248. A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
249. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
250. If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
H/T DML
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News........
Obama and 'The Great I Am'
PCC to regulate UK bloggers?
Iraq: September 2009 Quarterly Report to Congress
Leftist Bloggers Applaud Anti-American Radical Who Infiltrated Minnesota Tea Party
Obama Mao T-shirts Banned in China, Popular in USA
What Would James Madison say to today's tax and spend Democrats?
Terror suspects get £600,000 handout for 'living costs'
UN: Iran may have more secret nuclear sites
Colonel Gaddafi preaches Islam to 200 glamour girls
WWII Japanese submarines designed to carry bomber aircraft
Russia delays Iran's Bushehr nuclear power station
Boeing transporting cocaine from South America to Africa crashes
Army tells its soldiers to 'bribe' the Taleban
Roy Bennett pleads not guilty as Mugabe murder plot trial begins
And You Thought Your Teacher Was Tough
75,343 Bogus jobs 'created or saved' by the Stimulus
and finally......
Dirt Roads
Early warning sound mirrors
Gloves are off in Tasmanian forests
Ex-soldier faces jail for handing in gun
Sarah Hits the Road
Sarah Palin Interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, 11/16/09
For all her aplomb and telegenic charm, Ms. Palin still had the hunted look and
defensive crouch she wore in television interviews with Katie
Couric and Charles Gibson last year. And it would seem that the pain of those tongue-tied encounters was not exorcised by writing “Going Rogue: An American Life,” a tell-all book that blamed the McCain staff for the way it “handled” her on the
trail.
As per usual, Sarah is a lightning rod for everything America hates about Moose Huntin' Babes. That's why we like her at Washington Rebel, see?
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