Wednesday, 2 December 2009
Drowning in a sea of debt..............from Rico
The presumably rational human animal has become so inured to governmental/political intervention that he cannot think of existing without asking "what is the law of the matter?"
Like Bernie Madoff, or your Government, really gave a sh*t.
Irish Football Humour
Let's see if our American friends get this one!
Much of this stuff is centred around the "Henry" affair. I'll be speaking about cheating at a school next week.
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
We are looking for someone to get the children ready in the morning, prepare and clear up the family's breakfast, make the beds, and take the children to school, which is about a 1.5km walk away. The Au pair would then need to pick them up at 3.20 and look after them until we get home. We will ask the Nursing assistance/Au pair to babysit 1-2 evenings a week.
Sean Linnane submits his application . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
H/T Old Dude
From a Vegas paper.........
To the editor:
I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the two party crashers at Barack Obama's steak dinner the other night.
Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party crashers just because they trespassed on Mr. Obama? Does that make them criminals? Isn't that discrimination? Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior? Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?
I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "undocumented guests."
Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals. Maybe they should get free health care, free housing, free legal services and free White House green cards so next time they can enter legally. And they should be able to bring all of their relatives and family members, too.
How can Mr. Obama be mad at them just because they crossed over some arbitrary man-made border? They were there only to do the things that regularly invited guests didn't want to do. (Like hang out with Joe Biden.)
How can the White House punish these poor oppressed undocumented visitors?
Brian K. Shoemake
H/T Nebraska Bob
News........
7 stories Barack Obama doesn't want told
Flyover Tells Notre Dame President Jenkins: Free the ND 88
Climategate Round-Up #4
School bans foreign languages
Obama Rejects International Convention Banning Land Mines
Mystery tribute channel to Saddam Hussein launched
The Obama-Salahi Connection: Why No Invite for White House Gatecrashers?
What will it take to tame Tehran's nuclear plans?
British sailors strayed just 500 yards into Iranian waters
Navy chief attacks Army Helmand operation
Somali pirates seize supertanker bound for US
Special forces in Afghanistan push British troops over 10,000
Special forces provide unique abilities in Afghanistan
Freight boss takes to road in 83ft superlorry to challenge size limits
Coalition casualty map masks wider picture of Afghan insurgency
The Growing Evidence of the Transcontinental Cocaine Pipeline
Male or Female?
You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in....but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their ass.
SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom..
HAMMERS: Male..... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
H/T Pete H
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