Wouldn't you love to be the guy who posted this?
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah Night Before Last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message . . .
Read the rest . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
POSTED TO Craig's List / Personals
BANNED FROM WAL MART
I got this letter from Wal Mart:
Dear Sir,
Over the past six months, you have been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban you from the store. Our complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screaming, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least...
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
Sincerely,
Wal-Mart
Monday, 28 December 2009
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Cricket Explained to a Foreigner........
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in the field goes out and when he’s out comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes there are men still in and not out.
There are men called umpires who stay out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out.
Depending on the weather and the light, the umpires can also send everybody in, no matter whether they’re in or out.
When both sides have been in and all the men are out (including those who are not out), then the game is finished.
– Attributed (tenuously) to the Marylebone Cricket Club.
H/T DML
Hopenchange be coming!................from Rico
Unbelievable! True!
Change? It's coming. Let me put it another way. It's already started.
This is the FIRST I've heard of this (gee, thanks a load lapdog MSM, and Obamunistas)!
The USG contract has already been awarded for the Department of Homeland Security to stockpile 200 million rounds of pistol ammo over the next five years.
- This can be tracked-back to 20 Aug 2009. I guess there was much more 'important' stuff for the Red Shed (former White House) and the Ministry of Truth (MSM) to tell us about and it 'slipped' their minds and they just kinda-sorta 'forget' to tell us about this unimportant little nugget (call it UBI; unimportant bit of information).
This is not 'practice' ammo for the range. These are man-stopper rounds! To be precise, and my fellow shooters will understand the significance of these ammo spec's:
.40cal, jacketed hollow-point.
Let me consider.
[This is the Agency headed by the nut-job wacko that issued a bulletin to law enforcement agencies nation-wide that American veterans (especially combat veterans) were to be considered as dangerous potential terrorists.
- Not that DHS would 'profile' military-age muslim males, or other groups.]
Maybe they are planning to actually defend our borders and repel illegal immigrants and drug gangs, and other external/foreign threats? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Maybe they had some unspent 'stimuless' money laying around?
Snork-gasp-sneer-chortle! Sometimes I crack myself up!
How silly of me!
All seriousness aside:
WHAT are they anticipating? WHO do they think they might have to shoot with this much, and this type, of ammo? Veterans?
This reeks of the Chicago-style. Maybe they merely intend to pass this stuff to the 'New" Black Panthers and ACORN? For our own good, of course. Yeah. THAT makes sense if you're a Muslim Marxist acolyte of Saul Alinsky!
Attached is a picture of the future. This is CHANGE you had better believe in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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