Ok, she might not be a reader.......
Monday, 15 March 2010
Video: BOOBIES & KITTENS (NSFWish)
If this doesn't cheer you up on a Monday nothing will.......
H/T Red Stick Rant
Address tae a fart.........with apologies to Robbie Burns
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
As ye sit doon amongst yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
The neeps an' tatties an' mushy peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sonsie face
Will have ye blawin' a' ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'body's gonnae hae tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot o' a rifle
Haud yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it disnae reek.
But aw yer efforts gan asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon' the room
Michty me! A sonic boom
God Almichty, it fairly reeks!
Hope I huvnae s**t ma breeks!
Tae the bog ah'd better scurry,
Ach, whit the hell, it's no ma worry.
A'body roon aboot me chokin'
Yin or twa were nearly boakin'
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusin' glower,
Alas! Too late! He's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger, they shout and stare
A didnae feel welcome ony mair
Where e'r ye be let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job for me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' one wee farty.
H/T Old Dude
News.........
Bear Necessity
The Press No Longer Loves Obama?
Justice's wife launches 'tea party' group
The greatest love story never told ... david and bathsheba.
Army training exercises cut by a third to save money
Two senior al Qaeda militants killed in Yemen air strike
Barack Obama must pull US troops out of Afghanistan, says Indonesian cousin
Pakistan intelligence calls for Afghan border to be closed
Golden retriever in the doghouse after eating £12,000 diamond
Kim Jong-il keeps $4m 'emergency fund' in European banks
'Wine on the line' disrupts New Zealand train journey
New Zealand man run over by wife twice
Giving soldiers human rights in war zones ‘will hamper battlefield commanders’
Army and police 'meddled' in Iraq election
President Sarkozy faces poll wipeout
and finally.....
Netanyahu is being Sharoned by the Obama Administration
Education Department buying 27 shotguns
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Not the monument............from Rico
How many have actually seen this?
No, it's not 'the' iconic monument in DC, but it IS the real thing!
- The 'first' flag-raising was heroic.
- The 'second' flag-raising was iconic (even if staged).
- BOTH are monumental testimonies to the USMC!
Iwo Jima is forever a part of the history of 'The Corps' and our nation.
MEET KEVIN JENNINGS
Obama Administration Safe Schools Czar -
This sicko is responsible for turning American schoolchildren into handpuppets, one confused kid at a time.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Sunday, 14 March 2010
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