...David Davis may have just scored an own goal, we will see. Once again the megalomaniac that is Murdoch via his lapdog Kelvin MacKenzie seems to be sticking his dick into matters that don't concern him. If he wants to control the British media and the associated politics he had better get a UK passport. We are tired of his bullshit. So Rupert me old chum, get UK citizenship or f**k off. I support full unlimited detention of terrorist suspects but this government will use the 42 days against the population in general and that is not on. Methinks that Gordon Brown is taking his ideas from Mugabe who he seems to support 'cos he is doing SFA to help the Zimbabweans. There again Dubya could do himself some good by taking action against Mugabe, the agro his 'diplomats' got last week is the perfect excuse to do something. While the Foreign Office and State Department continue to look up their own backsides nothing will ever happen.
Friday, 13 June 2008
The Bugger Brown campaign starts here.....
Good Pilot Story.....
His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he responded. 'And I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So,
what you're telling me, is . .. you're NOT my flight instructor?'
H/T Shelly
A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.
He asks her, 'How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?'
'£ 100,' she replies.
So he asks, 'Okay, do yee do Scottish style?'
She says 'No!'
He then asks her, 'I'll pay you £ 200 to do it Scottish style?'
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was.
So he then offers her £ 300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, 'I'll give yee £ 500 to go Scottish style with me!'
Finally she agrees thinking, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?'
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?'
The Scotsman replies... 'I'll pay ye next week'.'
H/T John C Schmitke
