H/T Marc
Friday, 7 January 2011
Who ARE these idiots?.............from Rico
Who ARE these idiots, a reasonably sane chap might ask?
What color is the sky on the planet THEY obviously live on, I ask?
OK, Janet Napolitano aka "Big Sis" is a disaster-in-action, thus perfect for Berry Soetoro-Obama's regime and purposes.
Joy Behar? My best guess is that she's one of those people only famous for being famous aka she's on TV. Some moronic show called the "View" I'm told, where stupid people argue with other stupid people as entertainment for the viewing stupid people.
- It's worth noting that our Marxist-Muslim-Metrosexual in Chief appeared on this show and fit right in with the cast and the viewership
But I digress...both Janet and Joy are harridans, harpies, and absolutely 'horror show' (h/t to Kubrick's "Clockwork Orange") intellectually BUT they are extreme left-wing nutcases, so are useful idiots for the Ministry of Truth which promotes all views "progressive" much like water cuts rock (this explains BOTH the Grand Canyon and the uber-leftist Democratic Party (C) of today, by the way).
It's not MY job to make them happy by accepting their cultural seppuko and mental hari-kari.
Better them than me..........................
News.........
What up rifqa bary?
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Jan 6th
United Church Witch: Fate Of Coptic Christians In Middle East Almost As Bad As Muslims In West!
"Mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man ... ."
US DIPLOMAT RECALLED FROM LIBYA
Man attacked by kids at L'Enfant Metro -- bystanders watch, film it
Sniffing women's tears dampens sexual desire in men, study suggests
Barron's: US Will See Run on Treasurys, Hyperinflation
Gates cutting Pentagon budget by $78bn over five years
MoD accused of covering up controversial BAE aircraft carrier deal worth £5.2billion
Terror threat to London stations and airports
Ivory Coast expels British ambassador
China plans to rebuild Burma's World War Two 'Stilwell Road'
'Baby bin Ladens' posing new threat to West
'Unruly' Russian junior ice hockey team removed from US flight
Thursday, 6 January 2011
Woman Disrupts Congress During Reading of Constitution
At the "natural born" passage, a heckler apparently yelled: "Except Obama, except Obama. Help us Jesus."
See ABC News, "Constitution Reading on House Floor Mired by Yelling, Objections." (And more at Memeorandum.)
Cross-posted from American Power.
The Left's Use of the 'Rape Card' For Political Gain
I've got some additional thoughts on the Assange rape allegations backlash: "The Gender Feminist 'Rape Card'."
RELATED: "Gender Feminists Throw The Nation's Greg Mitchell Under the Bus."
Ane more commentary later today at American Power.
Birthright Citizenship Looms as Next Immigration Battle
At NYT:
NOGALES, Ariz. — Of the 50 or so women bused to this border town on a recent morning to be deported back to Mexico, Inez Vasquez stood out. Eight months pregnant, she had tried to trudge north in her fragile state, even carrying scissors with her in case she gave birth in the desert and had to cut the umbilical cord.That's an amazing introduction (and more at the link).
“All I want is a better life,” she said after the Border Patrol found her hiding in bushes on the Arizona side of the border with her husband, her young son and her very pronounced abdomen.
The next big immigration battle centers on illegal immigrants’ offspring, who are granted automatic citizenship like all other babies born on American soil. Arguing for an end to the policy, which is rooted in the 14th Amendment of the Constitution, immigration hard-liners describe a wave of migrants like Ms. Vasquez stepping across the border in the advanced stages of pregnancy to have what are dismissively called “anchor babies.”
The reality at this stretch of the border is more complex, with hospitals reporting some immigrants arriving to give birth in the United States but many of them frequent border crossers with valid visas who have crossed the border legally to take advantage of better medical care. Some are even attracted by an electronic billboard on the Mexican side that advertises the services of an American doctor and says bluntly, “Do you want to have your baby in the U.S.?”
Women like Ms. Vasquez, who was preparing for a desert delivery, are rare.
Cross-posted from American Power.
Groping is good for the USA
Napolitano explains how the TSA grope works
During her visit to Israel this week, the head of security at Ben-Gurion Airport gave Napolitano a tour of his airport's system and a "comprehensive briefing" on Israeli airport security that "covered the spectrum from intelligence to the perimeter security of the airport to checkpoint screening and everything in between."
During an interview following the tour of Ben Gurion International Airport, Napolitano noted, there are many differences between the American and Israeli systems, one of which is the sheer size of the security apparatus. She said that what worked in Israel, a country of some 7 million citizens, would not necessarily work in a country of some 310 million.
Here are some of the differences:
Israeli aviation security is world renowned
for effectiveness.
USA aviation security is best known for the silly
t-shirts and spoofs on late night TV.
Israeli aviation security uses a multi-layered approach that is under the auspices if a single agency.
USA aviation security is managed by seven different agencies and departments.
Israeli aviation security utilizes innovative technology to augment the highly trained security staff. USA aviation security relies on ineffective and intrusive technology and the outcome is that poorly trained TSA personnel invades your privacy, steals your belongings, and lets loaded firearms through.
Israeli aviation security regularly uses profiling to effectively single out and remove threats.
USA aviation security is so politically correct that they would
prefer to fondle, grope, and molest law abiding citizen....
Read the entire article at DoubleTapper
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Are you a Redneck..........
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Chavs....
Q. What does a chav use as protection during sex?
A. The bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30-year-old chav?
A. Grandma.
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What’s the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two chavs are in a car without any music, who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What;s the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. The girl has a higher sperm count.
H/T Old Dude
PACIFIC OCEAN (Jan. 1, 2011) The aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70) transits the Pacific Ocean. Carl Vinson and Carrier Air Wing (CVW) 17 are on a deployment to the U.S. 7th Fleet area of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Christopher K. Hwang)
H/T Marc
News........
We're sunk. No wait, I mean cinq.
Why does Elizabeth Warren hate women and poor people?
Low Sperm Count: Why Male Fertility is Falling
Mascot Politics
Coffee spill causes diversion for US flight
Video: Steve Malzberg Interviews Jeff Kuhner – If The Truth Got Out About Obama There Would Be A Civil War
Muslim KFC Employee Foams At the Mouth After Customer Asks For Bacon…
Light Bulbs vs. The Nanny State
82-year-old Army veteran nabs accused thieves
Food costs hit record high
'Great Garbage Patch' in the Pacific Ocean not so great claim scientists
Pakistan brewery's beer battle with India
'World's most dangerous pest' found in bag of rice at LA airport
J-20 stealth fighter: can any conclusions can be drawn about China's fifth-generation fighter programme?
The Gazprom Cables: 'Not a Competitive Global Company'
and finally.......
The Ten Best Movie Trailers of 2010
7 big life decisions that sound awesome (until you do them)
2011's best new cruise ships
Ambiguities, Idiosyncrasies, and Wacky Questions
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD ?
WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS (AND BOYS) LIVE.
I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-
HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
Wednesday, 5 January 2011
Splinters in Her Crotch
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
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