Answer: Jesus knew how to BUILD a CABINET !!!
H/T Shelly
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
What is the difference between Jesus and Obama??
Serious Blogging....
...ok this is an ad but the way the MSM reported the first years in Iraq was a disgrace. It was only due to a few 'bloggers' who put their asses on the line and spent time with the troops that any truth came out.
H/T DML
Light News.....
G20 summit: Barack Obama lands on 'small island near Europe'. At least they didn't say part of Europe. The fact that the poor old Queen is having this Bozo foisted upon her is a disgrace. Obama and his wife hate Britain.
BBC 'too harsh' in licence fee letters, says BBC Trust report. Just get rid of the licence fee.
Clinton hails 'promising signs' of thaw with Iran. She really has no idea.
The Chechen warlords murdered across the world. Looks like the KGB are back in business.
Taleban: we will launch attack on America that will amaze world. And Pakistan will become a car park.
Zimbabwe prisoners in 'hell on earth' die from disease and hunger. Has the Marxist Muppet ever heard of Zimbabwe. Actually I fear he and Mugabe have a lot in common.
Iran hits out at American troop surge in Afghanistan. While Hillary is kissing their butts.
US surge troops see highway as road to freedom in Afghanistan. Let hope the surge works.
Quote....
'The Obama Administration asked General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner to step down, and he agreed. The last time he tried to get someone to quit, it took months … and even then, he had to promise her a job as Secretary of State.' - Jay Leno
H/T DML
Just in case you you don't drink tea.....
....have a tea bag on us. You know where to send it.
Maine Tea Party.
Saving you time, a G20-G2 preview.............by Rico
Apart from the promised street circus of colorful neanderthals entertaining Londonistan, let me save you a lot of time regarding Thursday's G-20.
SHORT VERSION: G-20 LEADERS WILL MEET FOR JUST OVER 4 HOURS, TALK, DINE, AND ISSUE A COMMUNIQUE THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN. Don't waste any time taking anything these elegantly tailored and bespoke monkeys "say" seriously. They will, of course, talk but are incapable of doing anything other than bloviate while purging hot gas from varied orifices....nothing else will be accomplished. Nothing tangible. Blaming others for their failures will be a mere distraction, but will provide enough justification for all to claim a successful beanfest.
- Expect them to dine on fine steak (I wonder if they'll serve the $100 per pound variety Obama prefers?) while they all in turn expect you to be quite satisfied with your SPAM.
LONGER VERSION: The G-20 will really be the G-2. Look to the US and CHINA to play G-2. Anyone else with any smarts will step aside and avoid the coming financial trainwreck. Obama will play the panhandler, trying to lay off trillions of US debt onto China who will play the part of Goldfinger.
- With $11 trillion in national debt and $55 trillion in ufunded liabilities, getting someone (getting anyone) to buy US Dollars is like trying to convince people to give money to Bernie Madoff. Wait, that was unfair...Bernie was running a modest 3-card monte scam compared to Obama wrecking the dollar's position as the world's reserve currency in mere months!
FOR GORDON BROWN: Take a memo. Recall that the dollar replaced the pound sterling in the 1940's. Remember that it was George SOROS who broke the Bank of England in 1992 (yes, THAT fellow who now OWNS and directs the Democratic party and our very own TOTUS, Barack Hussein Obama).
FOR THE REST OF US: I would watch for what will replace the dollar as the next world reserve currency. Some argue for the Chines YUAN, others for a "basket" of currencies, and a very few are whispering GOLD.
- As to gold, try buying some. It's scarce. Central banks are not selling their gold. Some, like Russia, are buying all the refined gold they can get their hands on. Banks will NOT lend one another paper 'money' because they are scared of what is coming. I'm just saying......
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THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY......
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Law of the Bath : When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law: If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
H/T Shelly
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Idiots en masse....
I am a medical student currently doing toxicology . yesterday this woman
called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be
no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at
the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her
daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the casualty right
away.
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Number Two Idiot
Early this year, some Boeing employees on an airfield decided to steal a
life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of
the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,
they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned out
that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon that
activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at
Boeing.
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Number Three Idiot
A man, wanting to rob a Nat West Bank, he walked into the branch and wrote
this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting
to give his note to the girl, he began to worry that someone had seen him
write the note and might call the police before he reached the window.
So he left the Nat West Bank and crossed the street to the Barclays Bank.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Barclays
Bank girl. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he
wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not
accept his stickup note because it was written on a Nat West Bank deposit
slip and that he would either have to fill out a Barclays deposit slip or
go back to the Nat West Bank.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a
few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Nat West Bank
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Number Four Idiot
A man walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
of the till.
After the girl put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch
that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the girl to put
it in the bag as well, but the girl refused and said, 'Because I don't
believe you are over 18.' The robber said he was, but the girl still
refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point,
the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the
girl
The girl looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 18 and
she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with
his money.
The girl promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the
robber that she got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours
later.
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Idiot Number Five
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the
startled first bandit shot him.
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Idiot Number Six
Seems this idiot wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just
throw a litter bin through an off licence window, grab some booze, and
run. So he lifted the litter bin and heaved it over his head at the
window. The litter bin bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems
the shop window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on
videotape.
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Idiot Number Seven
I live in a semi-rural area . We recently had a new neighbour call the
local town hall to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our
road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I
don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
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STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and they REPRODUCE...!!!
H/T AJD
Tuesday, 31 March 2009
Late News....
Lacy underwear secret tool of polar expedition.
H/T Larry T
Also....
A Rookie President by Thomas Sowell
Who Ordered Another Texan?
Woman who plays classical music to soothe horses told to get licence. How bloody stupid.
Hee hee....
A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine.
Each summer, he would invite friends to come to visit him.
One summer he invited a lawyer from the Czech Republic to visit.
The friend, eager to see how a wealthy American vacationed, gratefully agreed.
They had a wonderful vacation, and spent a great deal of time exploring the woods and enjoying the natural setting.
One morning, as the lawyer and his Czech friend were walking through the woods, they were approached by two huge bears -- a male and a female.
The lawyer noticed them in time to run for cover.
His friend, however, was not so lucky.
The male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.
Seeing this, the lawyer ran to his Mercedes and sped for the nearest town to get the local sheriff.
The sheriff grabbed a high-powered rifle and they raced back to the berry patch.
Luckily, the bears were still there.
“He's in THAT one!” cried the lawyer, pointing at the bear that had consumed his friend.
“Quick -- shoot it. Maybe we can still save my friend!”
The sheriff looked at the bears, levelled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.
His aim was true, and the female bear collapsed to the ground.
The startled male fled into the woods.
“Why did you do that?” demanded the lawyer, “I said he was in the other bear!”
“Exactly,” replied the sheriff.
“Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?”
H/T DML
Todays 'Headlines'.....
Home Secretary’s husband claims ‘he was just quantatitively easing’.
New Republican splinter group named ‘I can’t believe it’s not IRA’.
Inflation analysts add Malawian children to typical UK shopping basket.
MP under investigation for not claiming any expenses.
H/T DML
Light News.....
Online activists on the right, unite! A War we must win.
What planet are they on? MPs get inflation busting pay rise AND expenses soar to £93m (while ordinary Brits fight recession) How many will survive the next election? I see a lot of independent candidates winning seats.
How Jacqui Smith racked up £157,000 in expenses claims (including £2,500 for her husband the porn film fan). She is finished.
Police use CS gas to break up Commons fracas during Tory drinks party. What no taser!
Now fire service introduces hijab headscarves for Muslim workers. WTF!
MPs to censor their own expenses. Digging themselves deeper into a hole.
Hamid Karzai signs law 'legalising rape in marriage'. Taleban 'lite'.
Sarkozy threatens to walk out of G20. This is going to be fun!
Russia backs return to Gold Standard to solve financial crisis. What happened to all our gold? Oh yes that moronic PM of ours sold it on ebay!
US troops in Iraq forced to rough it on British Basra base. How the other half live.
Killer ants are weapons of mass toad destruction. Let's hope they don't get a taste for humans.
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The LANCASTER PROPELLER FUND
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H/T Pete H
From the Museum...
Hello Theo;
Thank you so much for your assistance with spreading the word on the corrosion issue we are currently experiencing with our Lancaster. I was just speaking with a friend of your’s – Pete H who encouraged me to respond to you.
Anything you can do to generate interest in support is so very much appreciated and you certainly appear to have an active blog.
The biggest problem we have encountered is the discovery that they are so VERY rare, which has prompted us to appeal for funding to enable us to purchase the 15 remaining blades currently located in the US. The immediate problem is the prop on the #1 engine which has grounded the aircraft but we are appealing for funding to allow us to purchase all the US blades. We know that when the next inspection comes due on the other three props they will be reaching the end of the flying life.
We will use our website to update everyone on the progress. I noticed that you have taken the text from our site in your message. I can assure you that our website is a secure on-line site and any donations that are received through the website are secure. Otherwise any of your friends/acquaintances can mail a cheques to the museum.
I have attached a copy of the donor card that was sent to all the museum members and supporters and if there is anything else you would like, please let me know.
Thanks again
Pam
Pamela Rickards
To donate to the fund to fix this great plane either make a donation HERE or click on the form below to enlarge so it can be saved and printed off and mailed direct to the museum.
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