Monday, 13 April 2009
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That CHANGE thing..........by Rico
CUBA got CHANGE in 1959.
Looks like a critical mass of suckers has ensured that we're getting our CHANGE right now.
When you look closely at the "Obama Doctrine" [read: ignore, deny, appease, cut-and-run, read from the teleprompter some more] you can clearly 'see' what the end result of this is going to be for the US, if not many additional places.
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Lincoln vs. Obama.....by Rico
Old "Honest Abe" Lincoln is reported to have once quipped at his own expense "If I had two faces, would I be wearing THIS one?"
The "Chicago Corrupticrat-in-Chief" Obama actually HAS two faces. This will prove to be exclusively at OUR expense.
- Both faces are malignant narcissistic metrosexual sissy-boys and Communists, but only one of them is apparently allowed to use the teleprompter...the other one hangs out with his Marxist-terrorist-criminal friends and raises money by being one of the "Hate-America-First-Last-Always" crowd.
Signs.....
** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
** Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
** In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
** On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
** On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
** At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
** On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
** On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
** On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
** At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
** Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
** In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
** On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
** In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
** At the electric company, "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
** In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
** On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)
** In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
** Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
** In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
** On a shoe makers shop, "I can save your soles and I'm willing to dye for you."
H/T DML
Sunday, 12 April 2009
Meet The Corrigan Brothers.....
Just over a year ago a little Irish band called Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys sent me this video and asked if would help promote them.....
I being a nice guy and seeing the potential of the song (in my defence I didn't think the commie asshole would get to the White House). So I spent 8 months persuading them to do a decent version of the song and eventually they did and this is what they came up with....they also changed their name to The Corrigan Brothers which is a big improvement...
I sent this over to Wogan and all hell broke loose.....now they are all over Radio 2. Since then they have gone from strength to strength and now have a whole catalogue of brilliant songs including 'An Irishman Invented Rock and Roll'
and 'Credit Crunch'
'Jesus Freak'..
'American Dream'...
and finally a remix of 'Lord of the Dance'
Right now they are probably the best Irish band out there and I would appreciate it if you would take the time to listen to their songs because they are bloody good.
More from the Tea Party lines...
Marketing guru doesn't like the tea party thing...hrm maybe because its grass-roots and people like him aren't making any money? Its been a while since I have read anything so patronizing.
The left tried their own Tea Party type event. As you can see from the report it was not that successful.
My fellow Nugent conservative , Ted Nugent, fully supports the Tea Parties and is speaking at the one in San Antonio.
And finally my buddy over at PJM hosts a show debating the pros & cons of the movement.
Update: Riehl conjectures on why the lefties are so upset by the Tea Parties.
Update II : GayPatriot looks into some of the often funny Tea Party criticism.
Update III: Check how popular Tax Day Tea Party is much to the chagrin of Tea Party opponents.
Update IV: More on the pathetic and hypocritical opposition to these events. More silly opposition detailed over on Fox's site.
The Wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
20. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
21 Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
22. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering 'What the heck happened?'
23. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
24. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
25. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
H/T Ted
Headlines....
American math genius finds missing ’s’.
Government to ban hunting Easter eggs with dogs.
Tardy suicide bomber kills 72 virgins in delayed explosion.
Historian claims ‘Crucifixion was part of brutal Roman reality show.’
H/T DML
The Sunday Best.....
Barack Obama's Brother Accused of Sexual Assault of Young Girl-- Denied Entry Into UK. What a family!
Private schools say no to providing pupil details for Government database. Good. None of the government's business.
How MPs take home 28 times the average voter’s pay. Greedy useless fools.
The great sheep shearer shortage: hundreds kept out of Britain because of new visa test. Stupid. They let terrorists in without challenge.
Our ruling elite are a class apart. Elite they are not. Just a bunch of hypocrites.
Smears, glowering henchmen – like the Nixon White Hous. Obama is no different.
Sir Terry Wogan's fears for BBC's future. The licence fee must go. The BBC should stick to producing some of the best programmes in the world. The other 90% is garbage and should be culled.
Vatican blocks Caroline Kennedy appointment as US ambassador. Good for the Pope.
Speaker Michael Martin under fire for luxury foreign trip funded by taxpayer. Sack the bum.
Woman survives polar bear mauling at Berlin Zoo. Silly bitch jumped in. Anyway it was more of a love bite than a mauling.
Pakistan: origin of three-quarters of all terror plots. And still we let them in.
Why Somali piracy is booming - by former hostage victim. Time to nail the bastards.
Jacob Zuma dogged with questions on eve of presidential victory. Another crooked African politician.
Somali pirates holding American hostage 'will fight' US Navy warships. This could be a very short 'battle'. Can't wait for the video.
Minister hits out at attacks by US drones. He must have terrorist sympathies.
Britain is now a haven for Rwandan genocide suspects. And every other scumbag on the planet. The Human Rights Act must be repealed.
Treasury ‘bean counters’ to slash 10,000 from Territorial Army. Why not get rid of 10,000 tossers from the treasury and most of the MoD.
Queen to get party of century. And it will be great.
Death on the high seas as pirates put to the sword. Sad for the hostage that died, but a lesson to the rest of us in how to deal with pirates.
Right’s rage at overbearing Obama. He is out to wreck America.
Gang wars turn laidback Vancouver into Murder City. They are wrecking a beautiful city.
Public opinion gets burnt to a crisp by the Chelsea Toaster. It will ruin a part of London that I used to call home.
Appeal for greener motoring. From little Jimmy May.
Cardboard cooker wins global climate change competition. The simplest ideas are always the best.
‘Our Father’ Easter at the 'Hanoi Hilton'. (H/T JMH)
Religion of hatred: Why we should no longer be cowed by the chattering classes ruling Britain who sneer at Christianity. Amen.
Associated Press trips over its own content ban. (H/T Nebraska Bob)
Talking of Pirates.....
Crew who fought off pirates hail hostage Captain Richard Phillips 'a hero'. Let's hope he makes it back to his family for a belated Easter. This totty is dedicated to him.
The Tea Party Map.....from Rico
My good pal Iggy wonders IF our Congress-critters have noticed all the tea-bags yet, or IF they will deign to 'notice' the TEA Parties being held nationwide this coming Wednesday.
I think the arrogant and smug politicians safely ensconced in the comfortable world of Washington are nearing their "let them eat cake" moment, but will be tone-deaf and blind to it
...if only because they all seem to have their heads up their collective asses (as Igs suggests).
YA THINK CONGRESS MIGHT NOTICE IF THEIR HEADS WEREN'T IN CRANIAL-RECTAL DEFILADE?
View the map HERE (Google Maps)
More at
Maine Tea Party
Obama's Pirate Outreach.....from Rico
Our pathetic pResident Obama ...after his recent "blame us it's All our fault" Hate America tour abroad has barely had the opportunity to craft a "policy" (let alone a new "speech" for his teleprompter) dealing with the pirates of Somalia. Multi-tasker nulti-culti savant that he is, however, he managed this while having his makeup and wardrobe people give him a "fresh look to kick-off his PIRATE OUTREACH.
An excerpt from his TOTUS script reads like this, according to reliable sources (who wish to remain anonymous because Obama is keeping closer "score" than Tony Soprano ever could, and Obama has Rahm as his button-man):
"For too long America has been dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community! Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds, or keen fashion-sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates."
Now, all seriousness aside, it's pretty clear that our enemies (as have our former allies) have noticed that Obama is severely lacking in most respects, and that last November's election of a 'slogan' instead of a man of intellect and fortitude was more than a moral mistake. A mistake that many are now paying for...and many more will yet have to pay for.
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Saturday, 11 April 2009
Spring blogger squabbles?
It seems both the UK & the US are embroiled in blogosphere pissing contests between leading bloggers. In the UK its over the Labour smear campaign that has embroiled some of the top political blogs in the UK. The Telegraph tries to sort through the mess. Not exactly surprising as Labour has never really grasped the blogosphere and are obviously worried by it.
On the other side of the pond we have a squabble between Charles "Little Green Footballs Johnson" and pretty much the rest of the anti-Jihad blogosphere Including Jihadwatch's Robert Spencer, Atlas Shrugs and most anyone else you care to mention. Poligazette attempts to crack the nut and urge it to end. Much of it depends on where you fall on the Geert Wilders issue, Johnson is not a fan, and the rest of them are, including myself.
Tea Party meme getting noticed...
But not always for the right reasons. Its not surprising to see someone bringing race into it. There is an implicit taint of playing the race card in this piece. Well not so implicit really; since most of the people he sees at tea parties are white they must be there because of race. I suppose suggesting to him that the MSM is deliberately avoiding filming any minorities would be a shock to him. In fact the guy doesn't know what he is talking about really.
In Maine we are getting all sorts coming out in support not all Republicans by far. There are people who are completely fed up with all sides pushing big government. One could say that this is easier to believe in Maine; home of both Sen. Collins & Snowe neither of who could be described as small government conservatives. It is a shame Mr Broughton has decided to make broad generalisations, race bait and malign the intentions of all those attending tea parties.
Peter Roff on the other hand is more positive about the movement and suggests we are invoking the spirit of those who were fed up with George III and his taxation of the colonies.
Both pieces are a clear example of why keeping the tea parties non-partisan is key to making them attractive to all types of people sick of big government. In Maine, as in other states, there are those from a particular party or movement thereof, that have attempted to hijack the cause for partisan gain. This defeats the object of the exercise and is counter-productive. That said, the more tea parties there are the better for whatever reason they are being held.
Cross-posted @ Red County...
Update: Not surprisingly ACORN are planning to disrupt, discredit and otherwise malign the Tea Party movement anyway they can in an organized way. Not exactly shocking and entirely predictable if you know the behavior of the left.
Update II: More on the whole ACORN sabotage effort.
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