The question is: Who is running North Korea right now?
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
The Ten Commandments...Southern style!
Some people have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall nots' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in the South they translated the 'King James'... no joke, (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainsesboro, TN)
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God.
(3) Watch yer mouth.
(4) Git yourself to Sabbath meetin'.
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fella's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers.
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
H/T Shelly
Movie Review: 'JCVD'
Short Review: Its basically an European art film version of one of those VH1 celebrity reality shows.
Full Review HERE
Cool Gizmo Thingy of the Day......
Tone Matrix
Click on a square to create a note and then another etc, to create your own tunes.
H/T Paul N
Very Light News....
Rise of the thugettes: Quarter of ALL violent assaults in Britain are now carried out by women. Bring back the stocks.
State recruits an army of snoopers with police-style powers. The Stasi were never this bad.
Pig farmers told to wear earmuffs to blot out 'dangerous' squeals at meals. Oh for f**ks sake.
He's the crazed tyrant with the nuclear button - and he's ready to unleash armageddon on his OWN people. No not Gordon Brown but the Korea cretin.
UN paralysed over North Korea sanctions. No surprises there.
Revised School prayer:
This has been around for a bit, but it is good.
'Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quo te the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen '
H/T Bob Teter
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The MPs Expenses Song.....
....a repost 'cos the lads asked nicely and they have e-mailed it to every MP.
Monday, 25 May 2009
NORKORCOM NUCLEAR TEST..............by Stormbringer
The question has been posed - "Is there a military option?"
There is always a military option. The question is not "Is there a military option?" Rather, the question is "Can we afford the price?"
Unfortunately, the primo window of opportunity to have launched an attack would have been BEFORE 9/11.
The fact remains we could still launch an attack on North Korea, although our resources are stretched mighty thin. Options include anything from commando raids - which are difficult to plan & coordinate - to air strikes, to full scale conventional military invasion - up to and including missile attacks.
Planning considerations must include the fact that the North Korean military is a fanatic organization that makes the Waffen SS look like Boy Scouts. They will fight to the bloody end. To complicate matters, the entire country........continue reading
WE ASK ONLY.............
We stood quietly on the tarmac
As his plane rolled to a stop
With tear filled eyes we waited
For the tail to begin to drop
Six young men in uniform
Stood by his flag draped box
My insides began to tighten
As if filled with rocks
Like poetry set in motion
Was every move they made
Together they lifted Tommy
I bowed my head and prayed
The slow walk they began
Then gently loaded him into the hearse
With clinched fists I stood there
How I felt the need to curse
A young soldier with extended hand
Then led me to the side
He said, Sir I was there with him
That night that Tommy died
Sir, I feel you should have this
He was writing it that night
Slid a blood stained paper into my hand
And walked on out of sight
With shaking hands I unfolded it
His words I began to read
My tears falling like raindrops
With each word I did heed
Dear Lord, he said, I write these words
Knowing they could be my very last
The shells are getting closer
With each and every blast
Still I feel the need I must write
While kneeling in this sand
We’ve come here for a mission
One to protect this very land
Lord, I know back home are many
Who say this war just shouldn’t be
For that I ask you to forgive them
Please Lord, hear me as I plea
You see Sir I’m just a soldier
I must answer when they call
Like so many men and women before me
Our job is never small
Sir, as soldiers we don’t start war
Our job is to defend
We fight each day for Freedom
And will Sir… till the end
It’s because of the many like us
Who have travelled along this way
That those that shout the loudest
Have rights to what they say
Lord, as with all conflicts past
This one seems to be the same
There are those who just don’t understand
This fight is not a game
Many brave men and women give up life
In this fight to keep man free
I ask Dear Lord, you stay here with us
Dear Lord, please hear my plea
And Lord, I ask one last favor
Then I’ll put away my pen
We ask only, our Country love us… as we love her
In Jesus’ name… Amen!!!
Woody Woodruff
June 29 2008
H/T DML
For his next magic act..........from Rico
Following a string of successful fixes, for his next magic act the Obamessiah will "fix" something else that wasn't broken until he appeared upon the scene. Stand by.
Video: Lets Invade New Zealand, Gruentransfer Pitch
I think our Kiwi frends may have something to say about this ad from a couple of years ago.
News....
North Korea conducts nuclear test. What next? Swine flu could work.
The £6.2m bill: Scandal of how MPs are taking taxpayers for a ride with extortionate travel expenses. How many will survive the election?
Another bank holiday, another traveller invasion: The diggers roll in as council officials start their break. They must be moved.
RAF officers at risk of blackmail after files detailing drug abuse and use of prostitutes is stolen. Another security balls up.
Speculators blamed as petrol price rises over £1 a litre. The bloody city again.
So watt's a lumen? The EU's bright idea to rename light bulbs. More unwanted interference.
Can you name these common trees? What do they teach in schools these days?
New York bans cars from Times Square. Good idea. Would also work in parts of central London.
US: Iran could have nuclear bomb in one year. Even quicker if North Korea gives them one. Although one isn't a problem they have to 'test' it to prove it works. When they have 2 or 3 things get serious.
Commandos make record drug seizure in Afghanistan. Nice one.
Parliament Square 'may become shanty town' as Tamils prepare to stay. Move them.
Japan's big guns prepare to rejoin global arms industry. A Pacific arms race, haven't we been there before.
Hugo Chávez tightens noose on critical news channel in Venezuela. He can't control the internet.
Iran bans Facebook ahead of election. Iran has 800,000 bloggers and they can't silence them all.
and finally....
Bad weather and bang sticks birthday weekend.
And I'm the King of England by Cargosquid
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