Thursday, 18 February 2010
Vintage Ad of the Day.......
Oh and congrats to Lindsey Vonn on a great win in the Women's downhill.
Humour: Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef:-
On my flight to New York there must have been an
Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a
sign on the door that said, "Occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light
bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the
Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The
Palestinians"? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi
Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features
full facial nudity!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the
West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from
Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock
group!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli
police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said.
"I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was, 'I'm dying to
get laid!'"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows
himself up, can I have his room?"
H/T Judith
A Spot of Maintenance...........
Oh and American Power and The Daily Gator are having a boob war. So we will raise the ante with the spectacular Christina Hendricks
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Similes to spice up your conversations........
Quicker than a fifth grade recess
Slicker than the devil in velvet pants.
Standing there like a heifer in heat.
Faster than Teddy Kennedy could leave the scene of a car wreck.
Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Tighter than a gnat's ass stretched over an oil drum.
Smarter than a tree full of owls.
Excited as Oprah on all you can eat rib night.
Tougher than a 10-year-old rooster.
Uglier than a dead monkey in moonlight.
Excited as Barney Frank watching Brokeback Mountain.
Hornier than a three-balled tomcat.
Drunker than a gold toothed cowboy on Saturday night.
Easier than selling Girl Scout cookies to your grandmother.
H/T Slick.com
News........
Pakistan's Nuclear Posture
Haiti and the blacks!
Taliban using human shields, says Afghan army general
Falkland Islands: First it was sovereignty, now it's oil
Oooo-kay. . . I guess she didn't see THAT one coming.
Falklands oil argy-bargy sparks 1982 re-run
British threat to Israel over Dubai Hamas assassination
Britain maintaining Falklands force, MoD says
Starling flock forms shape of rabbit
Americans are 'most attractive' people in the world, poll finds
French soldiers ordered to play war games yards from nuclear test point zero
French traders found guilty of duping California wine label with cheap plonk
Flag raised in Marjah as Taleban retreat to edge of Helmand stronghold
Red Army soldier who helped raise Russian flag over Hitler's Reichstag dies
Russia delays delivery of S-300 advanced air defence missiles to Iran
Bidenism
The Confession of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: “From A to Z”
and finally......
Michigan fishing
Megan Fox in the latest W magazine is just too much
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Why does the canary not sing?............from Rico
Call it a canary in a coal mine.
FDIC is opening a 'new' satellite office in Chicago. It will handle receiverships and liquidate assets from failed banks in the Midwest.
This office will occupy seven of eleven floors of a buiding. Over 100,000 square feet for 500 bodies.
This is a HUGE expenditure!
Must be more "recovery" being anticipated.
There is no chirping.
Silence.
Golden Soros - Safe Haven...........from Rico
I suppose everyone is so fixated on watching Olympic figure-skaters in Vancouver they have "forgotten" George Soros saying that gold was "the ultimate asset bubble" in Davos at the World Economic Forum.
- Message to the sheeple: Run! Panic! Flee! Hide! Buy fiat Dollars! Go 'long' US Bonds! "Flight to safety" sagely parroted by the financial and other media.
And while the common wan was doing his best to emulate a panic-stricken French soldier, our clever boots "Mr. I-hate-capitalism-and-America Soros" in fact DOUBLED his golf ETF holdings
by silently adding $421 million dollars!
Yeah, the Dollar is a "safe haven" all right! US Government debt is "safer" yet! Look at the charts and decide for yourselves. Don't be a mug, a shnook!
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
Love Cold-Calling
Here's one of the team at Theo Spark revealing all about cold-calling. Just click here at Success.Selling.TV
Head's UP!..............from Rico
Head's UP everybody!
More "bailouts" on the way.
Forget all about those notional/fictional "green shoots of recovery" being flung at you like poo by the media monkeys! In fact, ducking would be a very GOOD idea.
It isn't going to happen!
With more jobs being lost and no jobs being created (except Berry's teleprompter), there won't be any recovery (consumer-led, or other) soon.
- Look at the 'next' wave of unemployed that will need a bailout (and bear in mind, most states unemployment funds are not only 'broke' but on the government dole as well by now).
Another "bailout" will be needed.
Factor into this the fact that nearly one-third of people 55-or-older have less than $10K saved for their retirement.
- This may end very badly for them.
1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years
Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. The Pope died
Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. The Pope died
Lesson to be learned:
The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope
H/T Old Dude
