If chicken were selling for a penny a pound I couldn't kiss a hummingbird's ass.
I'm broke.
Took top and got nut deep.
Describes a quick sexual conquest.
Ate a plate of crazy.
An explanation for bizarre behavior.
The only things in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillos.
Take a side.
I wouldn't know anymore than a big-eyed clap doctor.
I am clueless.
I'd rather french kiss a rattlesnake.
I would greatly prefer not to.
Deal the five of clubs.
Strike with the fist.
Dick fingered
Lacking in manual dexterity
H/T Jesse
Friday, 9 April 2010
Texan Translated
News........
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, April 8th
GM's Iconic Military Offroad Vehicle Becomes History
Cows absolved of causing global warming with nitrous oxide
ANC challenges 'shoot the boer' ban
Woman Mutilates Rapist’s Reproductive Organ
Swingers go on trial as China cracks down on sex parties
Exposing the WikiLeaks/Communist/Media Alliance
Benjamin Netanyahu snubs US nuclear conference
Petrol prices hit record high
BBC reporter ejected from ANC news conference
Bankers' return sends house prices soaring
Woman killed in freak go-kart accident with hijab
and South African news from Loneblade
ANC 'wasted R1bn on bling'
Amnesty confuses gun owners
[VIDEO] Malema screams at journalist
and finally.......
Breast expansion is the weird video trend you haven’t heard of
NCIS: A speculatory event
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Social Anthropology Explained
London, England
Mary-Ann Craig explains all near London's St. Pancras railway (railroad) station:
Mary-Ann is another one of my captures for Movin' Up series of video clips. They can be seen at my You Tube channel
Mary-Ann's website
Thursday, 8 April 2010
IDF Paratrooper Brigade
More at DoubleTapper
Aussie Nick Adams on Anglosphere @ Bow Group
Nick Adams addresses the oldest centre-right think tank in Britain, the Bow Group, on the political ideology of the "Anglosphere" and outlines the virtues of such a concept. The speech took place in Portcullis House, The Palace of Westminster, London, England.
News.........
HERE'S a sneak preview of the Royal Navy's biggest ever warship
Obama is right to keep America's nuclear weapons trained on Iran
Terror alert as Qatari passenger lights up on US plane
Kyrgyzstan riots: opposition protesters seize power
Plastic gondola plan provokes anger in Venice
Army builds 'mosques' on North Yorkshire firing range
The ends of the political spectrum......
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian , he doesn't` eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
H/T Agis
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Wednesday, 7 April 2010
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