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Sunday, 20 March 2011

Sunday Totty...........




WHEN IS A WAR NOT A WAR?






When it's a Police Action . . .



. . . and how many of
THOSE have we won?



Analysis
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER

Purim in Israel

The Jewish Festival of Purim Begins Saturday Night in Israel!

"And the Jews smote all their enemies with the stroke of the sword, and with slaughter and destruction, and did what they would unto them that hated them."(Esther 10:5)


     

Purim is celebrated by giving gifts to the poor, gifts to our friends (mishloach manot), listening to the reading of the Scroll of Esther twice, and finally, getting very drunk during a ritual meal and wearing costumes!

More on Purim at DoubleTapper

Saturday, 19 March 2011

U.S. Attacks Targets in Libya!

A full report: "War in Libya!"

And check for updates through the night.

Saturday Night is Bath Night..........

Video: Death of a French Horn for Earthquake relief

Book o fthe Day.............


Dennis P. Chapman
Security Forces of the Kurdistan Regional Government


Buy it here

Good News for US Rugby Fans...........

The England v Ireland match is being shown on BBC America Saturday, March 19th at 12:30pm ET/ 9:30am PT

Cartoon Round Up....





Video: I'm not jumping in. A dog with brains



H/T Rodney

Video: Lorenzo and his horses


H/T Pete H

EFFECTIVE APRIL 2011 NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.


Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.


Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT

H/T Liz B

Bonus Babe.........

Pic Dump...........














Video: Guy Stands While Riding His Moped Down The Street


Guy Stands While Riding His Moped Down The Street - Watch more Funny Videos


CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. (March 4, 2011) A Marine drives a medium tactical vehicle onto the beach during roll-on/roll-off discharge facility operations as part of exercise Pacific Horizon 2011. During the exercise, Marine and Navy units will establish command and control, construct an 850-person camp, execute maritime pre-positioning force operations, and retrograde and redeploy allocated forces. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Bryan Niegel)

H/T Marc

The "MUST HAVE' Rugby shirt......for all Rugby lovers!


H/T Liz B



Borrowed from Delta Bravo Sierra


H/T DJ Elliott

Spot the Errors..........

Found in Time magazine


H/T Patrick

News..............

'Hide the decline' deconstructed

Newspaper Guild Calls for Huffpo Boycott!

Will The Next Arizona Senator Be The Anti-McCain?

Obama's Puddles


Collectivism and the GAO Report

Chilling threats made against Althouse

A Few Thoughts on the War with Libya

CBO: Obama understates deficits by $2.3 trillion

Some Kazakh motorists trumpet their love of sex

Why haven't I seen this before?

Radioactive Reporting

Libya: the West and al-Qaeda on the same side

Toilets join light bulbs on Sen. Rand Paul's list of necessities burdened by 'busybody' rules

How Washington Ruined Your Washing Machine

FBI hunts hacker ring that leaks celeb nude pics online

Chavez in silicone sally

LeAnn Rimes: time for nude pics

Chooks' conjugal visits limited

Father turns in own kids for bullying

xxx marks the spot

Libya crisis: fighter plane 'shot down' as Gaddafi forces attack Benghazi

Yemen: 30 shot dead by pro-regime snipers


Col Tim Collins blames SDSR cuts on 'jealous' civil servants in MoD

Libya: Tripoli on edge as regime enters new phase in fight to survive

World's biggest source of spam email shut down

Japan earthquake: Radiation found in food near nuclear plant

Libya: Col Gaddafi told to leave now or face the bombers

PC Dave can't police the world

Libya: British fighter jets get ready for war

US to close Pakistan embassy and consulates amid protests

Syria: 'four dead' in rare demonstrations

Libya crisis: Egypt shipping arms across border to aid rebels

An Unwelcome Scent of Jasmine: Chinese Leadership Fears Its Own People

Super Full Moon

FAIL'S WORLD : French Swat Team Fail

Saturday Totty.............




mSv + Japan...........from Rico

I do love Japan, I REALLY do...no, I am not making this up.

I had a savings bankbook once from the Bank of Yokohama with a cute Tom&Jerry cartoon on the front of it. Cute. Friendly. Non-threatening.
- It was when I found that not only did the Bank NOT pay interest on the savings account, but actually charged me for the privelege of letting them have my money that I suspected the 'cute' cartoons hid a darker reality.

Japanese radiation? NO worries there. Just look at the happy cartoon faces on this depiction of millisieverts (mSv) that is circulating in Japan right now. Cute. Friendly. Non-threatening.
- Compare it to the 'systeme international' table attached. Draw your own happy faces and conclusions.

Me? I think I'll stick with rads as a unit of radiation measurement, and the Fwench 'systeme international' of mSv's can....to use proper British English...sod off!


Reason TV: The Truth About Hedge Funds and the Financial Crisis

Spring Break WoW


 Too tore up from the floor up to talk right now

 Council Winners

Non-Council Winners

See you next week!

Friday, 18 March 2011

Bedtime Totty.........

NewsBusted 3/18/11

Cartoon Round Up....





ORIGINS OF THE GREEN BERET








I was recently asked:

Which is "proper" or preferred by these men when referring to them,

"Green Beret" or "Special Forces"?





My reply . . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER

Bonus Babe..........


INDIAN OCEAN (March 14, 2011) French navy La Fayette-class frigate FS Guepratte (F714) prepares to come alongside the guided-missile frigate USS Stephen W. Groves (FFG 29) as part of a leap frog exercise simulating an underway replenishment as part of Africa Partnership Station (APS) East. APS is an international security cooperation initiative designed to improve maritime safety and security in Africa. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class William Jamieson)

H/T Marc

Video: OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - Rube Goldberg Machine version



H/T Shelly