Friday, 11 January 2008
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Blog round-up....
Jules has a sitrep on Anbar province.
Maggie's Farm have a selection of intelligent articles.
Jawa have a good bit on Thompson.
Iain has a bit on Boris's chances in the London Mayoral contest.
Five Feet of Fury is always good for a visit.
The Englishman (the other one) has a bit on Californian Wine.
Outgoing mail....
H/T Argghhh
Having just had a 'long' lunch the rest of today's posts could be silly.
Quarterback for the Packers...
In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.
Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed. She has never run a City, County, or State.
When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, Dick Morris stated "so has the pastry chef".
H/T 45 Govt
While we are on the subject look what I found!!
Super Bowl XL Lingerie.Bowl.III.pt1 (30 mins)
Part 2 may follow tomorrow.
News...
Number of people treated for cannabis use soars by 50 per cent since the drug was downgraded. All drugs should be illegal not subject to political whimsy. Dealing class A should carry the death penalty.
TV presenter suspended after suggesting golfers should 'lynch' Tiger Woods. How do these people get jobs?
World's cheapest car - costing just £1,200 - unveiled by Indian buyers of Jaguar. Needs a V8.
Hain fighting for his political life after failing to declare £103,00 in secret donations. Another Labour crook. There isn't an 'honest' man in the Liebour Gov. He should be lynched.
Why not cut out the middle man and vote Oprah? Littlejohn on the US election thingy.
Tony Blair and his 'greedy' wife are laughing all the way to the bank. Pond slime!
US launches air strike on al-Qa'eda. What no MOAB!
Nicolas Sarkozy's ex attacks 'stingy' husband. Who cares, he is shagging Carla Bruni!
The Kiss of Death.....
John Kerry endorsed Barack Obama for president Thursday in South Carolina. I wonder what Hillary has promised him to wreck the Obama campaign!!! It also highlights just how far to the left Obama is.
Totally Useless Facts...part one
The "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
The "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to
160 km/hr.
Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.
The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was
a little Chinese boy."
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of
life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and
grass is living.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific
Ocean.
Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster
than the rest of us.
H/T Shelly
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Thursday, 10 January 2008
Union guys have it made when it comes to construction. Want proof?
Check out how many supervisors there are on this job, and how many
people are actually doing work!
H/T Don Emslie
The scourge of the countryside....
Where's apology for Walshes? Move them by force! Preferably military.
H/T Liz B
Press TV airs Persian Gulf incident
These assholes were allowed far too close. The chat over the radio is good. The Iranians seem to think they own the place. The orange life vest makes a great target.
WTF...
...yes they really did fly a Herc off a carrier. In 1963, this KC-130F was used to make twenty-nine touch-and-go landings and twenty-one full-stop landings on the USS Forrestal (CVA-59) without arresting gear to test the feasibility of a large carrier onboard delivery aircraft. 
H/T The Croydonian
Video H/T Bags
News of sorts....
UK Troops In Contaminated Blood Scare. Bloody mavellous. Why fear the Taleban when your own side are trying to kill you.
Nikki Woolmore is a real-life Tank Girl
The great pay divide: Why pole dancers, bishops and RAF pilots earn the SAME salary. I think I need to start earning more.
Saved from the dinner table: Scores of horses found dead and dying at shocking farm producing meat for France. Jamie Grey should be put in a cell, the door welded shut and left to rot.
'Liberated' – Women voters seize the day. Which idiot let women vote?
Iran warned of reprisals if American naval ships are attacked. It was snowing in Tehran yesterday. I have a great idea of how to defrost the place!!
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Blondes....
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
H/T Pete Hurrell
Wednesday, 9 January 2008
Advertising Plagiarism.....
Viagra advertising slogans.
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
# 1. Viagra, This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs!
H/T Jeffrey Nihart
Arrrghhhhhh
H/T Jeffrey Nihart
A couple of reactions to last night result:
"Whaddya gonna say? If there must be Democratic candidates in the world, I suppose a win for stealth-lefty Clinton is preferable to a win for far-lefty Obama or loopy-lefty Edwards. That victory speech, though—-oy! “Young people who can’t afford to go to college to fulfill their dreams…” As I used to say when my mother told me to finish my greens because kids were starving in Africa: Name one. And why is going to college the only way to fulfill your dreams? And why should I care about some fool teenager’s fool dreams anyway?" John Derbyshire
"And Hillary is ahead of Obama? By four points? I’m telling you, you’ve got to run a stake through the heart, separate the head from the body, burn the remains and scatter the ashes in heavy winds if you want to put a Clinton down for good."
Vodkapundit
Doutzen Kroes...just because!
She was also last night's Bedtime Totty...and may well appear again tonight..jpg)
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News...
How well would you do on latest Geography test? Britain is no better. The 3 Rs have been replaced by the 3 Is Illiteracy, illegitimacy and illegality.
IRAN 1, USA 0 Ralph Peters on the US Navy's defeat. They should have sunk the Iranians when they got with in 2 miles. Iranian Missile Boats. What and how many they have.
Ahmadinejad loses favor with Khamenei, Iran's top leader. Wishful thinking. They need each other. the only way to change the status quo in Tehran involves high explosives like the puppy below.
Weapon specialists look on as a mock up of the Massive Ordnance Penetrator sits in bomb bay of the B-2 weapons load trainer Dec. 18 at Whitman Air Force Base, Mo. The MOP is approximately 20.5 feet long, with a 31.5-inch diameter and a total weight of slightly less than 30,000 pounds. The weapon will carry over 5,300 pounds of explosive material and will deliver more than 10 times the explosive power of its predecessor, the BLU-109. It is designed to penetrate up to 200 feet underground before exploding. (U.S. Air Force photo)
No justice for beaten dad. Another pathetic excuse of a Judge.
Our MPs' gold-plated pensions 'are the most generous in the world'
2½ bottles of wine a week can save your life. How about 2 1/2bottles a day.
Pair Wheel Corpse to Store to Cash Check. Some people are way too stupid!!
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Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!
#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.
#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.
#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
H/T Thomas Harris
Tuesday, 8 January 2008
This year's term: "Political Correctness. "
The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
H/T 45 Govt
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