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Tuesday, 18 March 2008
News...
Early warning for bad behaviour. Absolute tripe from a Government that has lost control of Britain. Try locking the little sods up and bring back corporal (better still capital) punishment in schools.
Defence Secretary wants to gag coroners accusing MoD of 'serious failings' over soldiers' deaths. Where a Coroner finds that a serviceman has died due to 'neglect' by the MOD the Minister and Senior Civil Servants should face criminal charges. They have a Duty of Care towards our troops and they have forgotten it.
The £235bn benefits map of Britain that shows why sicknote culture must end. Liverpool: Now there's a surprise!
Should we change the rules to let Poles join the British Army? Hell yes. They did a pretty good job in the Battle of Britain.
Here's a foxhunt you never thought you'd see - Basil Brush wanted for hate crimes. I never thought I would say 'Save the Fox'!!
Inventor of the Internet warns against 'Big Brother' systems that track the sites you visit. I thought they already did!
UK facing worst financial crisis 'in decades'. And it is all based on GREED.
'Ex New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey had threesome with wife and driver'. These Democrat's all seem to have learned their morals form 'lil Billy.
We share Iran fear, Angela Merkel to tell Israel. If Germany is so 'scared' why are they one of Iran's biggest trade partners?
President Robert Mugabe 'raises the dead' to secure electoral victory in Zimbabwe. He has done this before. Just don't tell Gordon otherwise Labour will be at it. Actually I think they have probably been at it already.
The Economic Impact of Political Correctness. Political Correctness will be the downfall of Western Society. Have a nice day-Smack a Liberal.
The Tesla Roadster......it's electric.
Apparently it's being built in Britain.
MORE HERE
H/T Starconqueror
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Things Women Don't Know! Part 1
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
H/T 45 Govt
A teenage boy asks his granny,
"Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"
Granny: "Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
H/T 45 Govt
Monday, 17 March 2008
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Here we go again.
Kosovo clashes force UN pullout. Once again the UN run away at the first sign of trouble.
SOPHIE: A Parisian model and her s-curve.
The fact that this video contains boobies does not distract from the high journalistic standards involved in the making of this short 'documentary'.
Have you heard the one about the British admiral, the American admiral and the Russian admiral?
They were on the bridge of a warship on joint manoeuvres in mid-Atlantic, arguing about "what is courage?"
The American admiral declared: "I'll show you. Seaman Bush - climb to the top of the mast, and dive into the sea!"
Knowing he faced almost certain death, he carried out the order and disappeared beneath the waves. "That's what we call courage," smirked the Yank.
The Russian admiral retorted: "That's nothing. He could have survived. Seaman Kalashnikov, climb the mast and dive down the funnel!"
He saluted, and did his duty. "That's what we call courage," grunted the Russkie.
The British admiral ordered Able Seaman Smith: "Climb the mast, and dive on to the deck - right here in front of us."
The matelot replied: "Begging your pardon, sir, **** off!"
"That's what we call courage," smiled the Brit.
In a funny kind of way, that tells you everything about being British. Especially why we don't need to swear allegiance to Queen and country, as the government proposes.
Patriotism is natural, handed down the generations in our genes - not something you acquire from politicians. Paul Routledge 2008.
H/T Liz B
News....
Basil Brush probed by police over 'racist abuse' in gipsy spell sketch. Effing Dids. There is no place for them in a civilised society. Boot them all out.
Ireland arrests BBC journalists. Well it's a start. The BBC is far too fond of 'terrorists', especially the Palestinian variety!
20,000 families receive benefits worth more than the average salary. Lazy scum. Strip them of all benefits and send them to work. We need to do away with child benefit and incapacity benefit. Britain is becoming a country of scroungers and it is the hard working types who are being finantially crippled by the taxes to keep all these Labour voters fed and housed.
Dozy pilots sacked after falling asleep and overshooting airport by 15 miles. A topless stewardess would have kept them awake!!
Iraq: Why the final bloodbath is still to come. An intelligent piece as opposed to the anti-US bullshit the media usually spouts.
The blanding of Britain: The murder of the English pub. We lost our pub years ago and all the nearby ones require body armour. My nearest good pub is 20 miles away. Still it's nice to see The Sloaney Pony getting a mention. The first day of all day opening was spent there and I am not sure I have recovered yet.
Marine band replaced by CD on ghetto blaster as military musicians are sent to Afghanistan. All Whitehall civil servants should be members of the Territorial Army. Not only will it give us plenty of cannon fodder but it will guarantee that our troops will get the best kit and enough of it.
1000 village shops may close with post offices. The destruction of the countrside continues. The only way to save ourselves is to take up arms.
White men may miss out under job plans. I can see the KKK becoming established in this country if crap like this continues!
MoD office worker gets £200,000 payout. Effing little wimp will now spend the rest of his pathetic life living on disability benefits. We need to do something about the lawyers who are behind a lot of this.
Iran elections leave parliamentary power split. It is too much to hope that any changes will come of it. We are still heading for war.
HMAS Sydney found off Australia's west coast. Good.
Midnight ultimatum for Tibet showdown. As usual the West does nothing. Gos save us from gutless politicians.
Two decades on, war victims of Saddam Hussein's gas attacks draw their last breath. According to the left Saddam 'never' had WMD.
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
H/T Thomas Struckmeyer
Sunday, 16 March 2008
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Honey Grog ....
4 cups cider or apple juice
juice of one orange
1/4 cup honey
2 tbsp butter or margarine
1 cinnamon stick, 3 inches long
1 tsp grated orange peel
1/4 tsp ground nutmeg
3/4 cup light rum
Combine all ingredients except rum in a medium saucepan and bring to a simmer, stirring occasionally.
Simmer 5 minutes.
Stir in rum just before serving, if desired.
H/T Pete Hurrell
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!!!! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.'
H/T Peter Gunn
Almost seven years ago I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power.
At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched the Clintons board Air Force One for the last time.
I saw 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the outgoing President and first lady. It was then that I realized how far America 's military had deteriorated under the Clinton administration.
Every last one of them missed....
H/T Thomas Harris
The Sunday Best...
Queen furious with Gordon Brown after she was not consulted on plans for patriotic oath. Off with his head!!
Gun injuries soar as police 'experts' blast themselves and colleagues by mistake. Give us the guns to defend ourselves.
Russian 'Jackal accused of planning to assassinate Putin and Medvedev'. Pity someone stopped him. Deport him to the UK he could come in handy.
Tories would 'save up' tax cuts. Who is this wanker Philip Hammond? Another 'Clueless Conservative Clot'.
Anger as Labour's 'petty vandals' strip Black Rod of half his powers. Time for the Army to 'strip' the government of their powers.
Cult blogger Civil Serf identified and suspended from Whitehall. Methinks the gov doesn't like bloggers.
Army unveils all-terrain 'Pitbull'. Unveiling is not quite the same as deploying. And why tell the Taleban they are coming it will give them time to come up with some nasty surprises. Once again the MOD jeopardise our boys safety in exchange for spin.
Iran celebrates election by ending nuclear talks. Let's go back to plan A. Nuke the bastards.
McCain wants rethink of UK Afghanistan policy. We have an Afghanistan policy!!
Support for Labour hits 25-year low. Boot the scum out.
TA to expel soldiers who won’t go to war. What about all those REMFs sitting behind nice safe desks in Whitehall. Send them out. They need the exercise.
Fears of another Tiananmen as Tibet explodes in hatred. Time to shut out China.
Join me in a saucy oath to Britain. Clarkypoos on Britishness and Renault Laguna Sport Tourer Dynamique
and finally...
Ten ways to get kicked off a plane
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Spitzer tossed
Eliot Spitzer was ousted from his synagogue.
His rabbi was able to overlook his personal indiscretions and his betrayal of the public trust - but he could not forgive him for buying retail.
H/T Shelly
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