Friday, 20 November 2009
Statistical animation
Unemployment rates by county starting in January 2007 (seems like the good old days)
Click here to watch
H/T Dick B
Psalm 2009....gotta' love it.
FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ..
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I were a dog ...
And Obama were a tree.
H/T Jackie G
A few more one liners.......
291. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
292. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
293. If you do not say it, they can’t repeat it.
294. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals.
295. Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
296. If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
297. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
298. You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
299. I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
300. You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
301. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
302. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
303. Roses are red violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
304. Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
305. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
306. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
307. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
308. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
309. The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
310. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
H/T DML
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News.........
Leahy: We wouldn’t bother to interrogate … Bin Laden?
US warns of rampant Chinese spying
Andrew Sullivan's Palin-Induced Psychosis
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Nov. 19th 2009
War veterans not getting promised NHS priority treatment
Barack Obama may come to regret giving America its moment of vengeance for September 11th
CIA 'ran secret prison for al-Qaeda' in Lithuanian riding school
Cluster of icebergs float close to New Zealand
Large Hadron Collider to be started up after fault forced year-long closure
and finally....
Sarah Palin on O'Reilly Factor: Media Elite 'Fear Voice from Heartland of America'
HE BOWS TO HIS KING . . .
. . . . I bow to mine:
Sean Linnane explores Obama's curious compulsion to bow & scrape before Oriental potentates . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Corruption, Mismanagement, and Evil: Thanks, Democrats
ACORN: LA Story Program for Torture Victims Part
IACORN: LA Story Program for Torture Victims Part 2
Hannah Giles and James O'Keefe are good!
Lavelle Stewart, of ACORN in South Central Los Angeles, tells us she thinks we
have to hook up with “someone who’s on that international sex business level,”
that “14 and 15 year olds been traveling overseas for years,” that she can do
independent research for us, and that she has had meetings with Porn magnate
Larry Flynt. As for laundering the sex money into my faux political campaign,
Lavelle says, “there are ways, people do it all the time. Yeah there are ways,
especially out here in California.”
The LA Story, Part IV: Program for Torture Victims
More wholesome goodness at Washington Rebel
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Farm Relief Freedom Rally
Follow us on this site as we travel across the US and back to spread the word about this crisis caused by big government and envirofascism.
Early Christmas Greeting........
Apologies for posting this early but I will forget otherwise
H/T Jackie G & Paul B
Dog logic.........
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret
H/T Martin
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News.......
Al Gore, Ignoramus
News Images Analysis by PoliticalXray.Com (PoliSat.Com) Barack Obama:
Hamas Offers $1.4 Million For an Israeli Soldier
Is Andrew Sullivan fantasizing about Levi Johnston?
Al Gore Got a D in Natural Sciences at Harvard
Jodie Evans is Barack Obama's Code Pink Liaison to Taliban Insurgents
Oil tankers parked off British coast as speculators wait for prices to rise
Osama Bin Laden's son wants to work for UN
MoD defends use of military time for Top Gear stunts
Barack Obama to set out 'end game' for Afghanistan
Somali pirates attack US-flagged Maersk Alabama a second time
Taser gun used on 10-year-old girl who 'refused to take shower'
Cuba: Raúl Castro 'continues brother's repression of critics'
Envoy lets slip EU presidency pact by France and Germany
We're going to miss Guantanamo deadline, Obama admits
Obama aims to break down wall around North Korea
President Obama returns home from visit to China almost empty handed
and finally......
Alcohol 'protects men's hearts'
You're An EXTREME Redneck When......
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, guys, watch this.”
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the “Star-Spangled Banner” are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
H/T DML
Turpentine vs Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'
H/T Rodney
A few more one liners.........
271. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
272. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
273. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
274. The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you.
275. Silence doesn’t mean your sexual performance left her speechless.
276. The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
277. Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: “There’s a naked person outside!”
278. Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.
279. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
280. I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
281. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
282. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
283. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
284. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
285. Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
286. Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
287. At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
288. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
289. Constipated people don’t give a crap.
290. Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
H/T DML
STORMBRINGER IN STATE OF SHOCK
Obama bowing and scraping to the Emperor of Japan . . . 
Khalid Sheik Mohammed returning to the scene of the crime to be acquitted . . .
and if all THAT ain't enough . . . Jane Fonda's got a BRAND NEW BAG ! ! !
WHAT A WEEK . . . . and it's only TUESDAY ! ! !
- STORMBRINGER
DPJK
Y'all get three guesses what "DPJK" stands for . . . . . . . . . and the first two don't count . . .
. . . give up already? Then go to STORMBRINGER
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
Taliban White House
While These Boys Are Working . . . .
Your President's Betraying Them.
Drink your coffee. Then read this from Biggovernment.com:
No, your hemorrhoid medication hasn't reacted with your Extenze. This is real. Big Government goes on:
Top Obama donor and fundraiser Jodie Evans met with the Taliban in Afghanistan on a recent trip there, according to a report by Jane Fonda of a discussion she had with Evans last month. The meeting with the Taliban took place just weeks before Evans was videotaped directly handing to President Barack Obama a package of information about her trip to Afghanistan at a high dollar fundraiser in San Francisco.
There's even a video:
Jodie Evans Delivers Petition to Obama for Afghan WomenWell, there you have it: A president named Barack Hussein Obama shilling with the shills. For "peace."
Classy.Jennifer Rubin: How's That Dithering Going?
Flying under the radar at Washington Rebel
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