The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Saturday, 21 November 2009
Medicine Mixing Alert
VERY IMPORTANT TO READ FOR THOSE WHO TAKE MEDICATIONS (especially as we age)
Most people know not to mix certain medicines without consulting their doctors. Some medicines cannot be mixed with certain foods and certainly most of us know not to mix certain medicines with alcohol although, some people think that mixing alcohol and medicine is harmless.
As a public service the AMA and Health Canada have recently published a new warning being distributed via pamphlets in pharmacies across the U.S. and Canada …
Attached is the cover jacket of the pamphlet:
H/T DML
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A few more one-liners
311. Strangers have the best candy.
312. Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
313. Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
314. Trust but verify.
315. The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
316. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
317. The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
318. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
319. I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.
320. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
321. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
322. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
323. Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
324. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
325. Your kid may be an honours student, but you’re still an idiot.
326. Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.
327. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
328. It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
329. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
330. I think, therefore I’m single.
H/T DML
Friday, 20 November 2009
Statistical animation
Unemployment rates by county starting in January 2007 (seems like the good old days)
Click here to watch
H/T Dick B
Psalm 2009....gotta' love it.
FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ..
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I were a dog ...
And Obama were a tree.
H/T Jackie G
A few more one liners.......
291. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
292. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
293. If you do not say it, they can’t repeat it.
294. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals.
295. Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
296. If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
297. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
298. You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
299. I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
300. You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
301. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
302. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
303. Roses are red violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
304. Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
305. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
306. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
307. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
308. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
309. The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
310. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
H/T DML
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News.........
Leahy: We wouldn’t bother to interrogate … Bin Laden?
US warns of rampant Chinese spying
Andrew Sullivan's Palin-Induced Psychosis
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Nov. 19th 2009
War veterans not getting promised NHS priority treatment
Barack Obama may come to regret giving America its moment of vengeance for September 11th
CIA 'ran secret prison for al-Qaeda' in Lithuanian riding school
Cluster of icebergs float close to New Zealand
Large Hadron Collider to be started up after fault forced year-long closure
and finally....
Sarah Palin on O'Reilly Factor: Media Elite 'Fear Voice from Heartland of America'
HE BOWS TO HIS KING . . .
. . . . I bow to mine:
Sean Linnane explores Obama's curious compulsion to bow & scrape before Oriental potentates . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Corruption, Mismanagement, and Evil: Thanks, Democrats
ACORN: LA Story Program for Torture Victims Part
IACORN: LA Story Program for Torture Victims Part 2
Hannah Giles and James O'Keefe are good!
Lavelle Stewart, of ACORN in South Central Los Angeles, tells us she thinks we
have to hook up with “someone who’s on that international sex business level,”
that “14 and 15 year olds been traveling overseas for years,” that she can do
independent research for us, and that she has had meetings with Porn magnate
Larry Flynt. As for laundering the sex money into my faux political campaign,
Lavelle says, “there are ways, people do it all the time. Yeah there are ways,
especially out here in California.”
The LA Story, Part IV: Program for Torture Victims
More wholesome goodness at Washington Rebel
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Farm Relief Freedom Rally
Follow us on this site as we travel across the US and back to spread the word about this crisis caused by big government and envirofascism.
Early Christmas Greeting........
Apologies for posting this early but I will forget otherwise
H/T Jackie G & Paul B
Dog logic.........
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret
H/T Martin
