Assorted Piccies...........

H/T Mark W

Bonus Babe......

Video: Providence, RI Traffic Cop Dancing

The Sunday Best..........

Iraq: Projection and Analysis by DJ Elliott

UN Security Stops Journalist's Questions About ClimateGate

Manhattan Declaration: A Call of Christian Conscience

Once More from the Top, Barack!

Why Are Tiger’s Women Getting a Pass?

Rules Of Engagement Are A Dilemma For U.S. Troops

Berkeley Chancellor's Home Attacked by Torch-Bearing Mob: Governor Decries 'Terrorism'; Activists Pledge, 'Burn Every Rich Man’s House to the Ground'!

Think the Armed Forces Might Save the Republic? Think Twice

Christmas is cancelled

Town's last fisherman driven out of business by EU rules

Iranian scientist who vanished 'gave nuclear secrets' to UN inspectors sent to Qom site

Copenhagen climate summit descends into row as 350 protesters arrested

Augusto Pinochet's grandson runs in Chile's parliamentary elections

British Admiral: EU anti-piracy mission needs to be extended

Hundreds of bosses flee UK over 50% tax

Insurgent infiltrators terrorise Kabul's ruling class

Thais seize plane filled with weapons

Lessons in revolution, via YouTube

the Clarkypoos bit......

Sing about the fat man again and I’ll shoot Tiny Tim

and little Jimmy May

Come fly with me...

Video: Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

H/T Glenwood

Best Picture for 2012

H/T DML

Video: Sarah Palin and William Shatner..........

H/Ts Hot Air & Polisat

Video: First Person: a Quadriplegic Gets to Shoot Again

H/T Boomers & BS

How to Sell Burgers..............

Burger King UK presents Singing in the shower


To Quote McDs 'I'm lovin it'!!


H/T JMH

Must Have Turkey Recipe..........

Ingredients:
1 whole turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on
each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.

Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should
look like the one in the picture.

Bon Appetit!



H/T Pete H

New Leader in PGA Money List.........

Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA tour today after "beating" the world's #1 golfer.
The win came after the top golfer played several of the wrong holes and lost track of his score.


H/T Shelly

If Lawyers Wrote Christmas Stories

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS in Legalese
(Author unknown)

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.

A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick aka St. Nicholas aka Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter. The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.

Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as ("I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the party of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period of sleep. (At such time, the parties were clad in various forms of headgear, e.g., kerchief and cap.

Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur upon the unimproved real property adjacent and appurtenant to said House, i.e., the lawn, a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause and/or circumstance. The party of the first part did immediately rush to a window in the House to investigate the cause of such disturbance.

At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some degree of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter "the Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by approximately eight (8) reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and in fact was, the previously referenced Claus.

Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance to the approximately eight (8) reindeer and specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (hereinafter "the Deer"). (Upon information and belief, it is further asserted that an additional co- conspirator named "Rudolph" may have been involved.)

The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several residences located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House, and noted that the Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys and other items of unknown origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered said House via the chimney.

Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with residue from the chimney, and he carried a large sack containing a portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown items. He was smoking what appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation of local ordinances and health regulations.

Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of the minor children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with toys and other small gifts. (Said items did not, however, constitute "gifts" to said minor pursuant to the applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.)

Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to the roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as "lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an unknown destination.

However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus from said House, the party of the first part did hear Claus state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" Or words to that effect.

H/T Martin

Sunday Totty..........

Supposedly true letters to Dear Abby:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years.He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

H/T DML

Hopen-change and the S&P 500 plus gold..........from Rico

I think the S&P is overvalued by about 100%.

I also think the recession vs, depression debate is merely semantics, and a distraction from the redistribution of wealth from YOU to anybody else the Pelosi/Obama-Soetero gooverment chooses (think ACORN, victims, et al).

Change? Sure!!! We CAN become the 'next' Bangladesh, that socialist workers paradise!

Welcome to paradise and the green shoots of 'recovery' suckahs!!! Mugs!!!

Sell me your gold, OK?

Video: Blackhawk Helicopter Gunships Supporting US Ground Forces in Iraq

Saturday Night is Bath Night............

CALL IT WHAT IT IS - TERRORISM

Political correctness is what got our soldiers killed at Fort Hood.

LT. GEN. BOYKIN TELLS IT LIKE IT IS:





Before the attack nobody wanted to call Hasan out as a Muslim extremist - even though he was transmitting in all directions buzzwords and ideology sympathetic to the al Qaeda cause - and incredibly, even AFTER the attack they're STILL hesitant to call him out as a Muslim Terrorist.


- STORMBRINGER


S.L.

Cartoon Round Up....

Visiting Guantanamo

H/T DML

Bonus Babes......

H/T M Kohl

Remember When??

Remember when Ronald Reagan was President and we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash...?

Now Obama is President and we have no Hope or Cash!!!


H/T Martin

Weekend Golf Spot........

SLOW PLAY

The Top 50 Movies of the 2000's Part 3

20 - 16

15 - 11

10 - 6

5 - 1

H/T DML

H/T Slick.com

Christmas Poem............

A Christmas Poem for Our Soldiers

Video: Electric Automatic Cross Bow

H/T JMH

News........

Who would lend to a bankrupt Britain?

Hockey stick observed in NOAA ice core data

How To Make The World's Easiest $1 Billion

Tea Parties Mobilize for 2010 Elections!

The Wonderful World of Prison Inventions

Iraq signs $2.4B arms deal with Ukraine

It's a return to the Star Chamber as Europe finally tramples Magna Carta into the dust

The Environmental Shakedown

Coldstream Guards push deep into Taliban territory

Senior al-Qaeda leader killed in US Predator drone strike in Pakistan

Passion fades for Barack Obama, the perfect poster boy

Despite all his cunning, Mugabe knows that the game is up

and finally........

Band and Bugles of The Rifles record charity tribute

Best Tiger Line So Far

Tiger Woods is the first person in history ever to run into a fire hydrant and set himself on fire...


H/T Shelly

Video: ObamaCare Bait & Switch OB-Gyn Care

H/T Polisat

Video: WATCH IT SHRED! "The Monster" (SSI Shredder)

H/T Canis 61

Saturday Totty..............

H/T M Kohl

Reason TV: Nick Gillespie on Fox's Freedom Watch with Judge Andrew Napolitano

GENERAL "BLACKJACK" PERSHING

Thinks waterboarding is for PUSSIES.









Read about it . . .


. . . . . . . . . .STORMBRINGER

Hoaxenhagen

Hoaxer Dude, with a Funny Accent

Rajendra Pachauri, chairman of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), told the conference, "The recent incident of stealing the emails of scientists at the University of East Anglia shows that some would go to the extent of carrying out illegal acts, perhaps in an attempt to discredit the IPCC." Predictably for a Leftist, he focused on the whistleblowers, rather than the subject matter of the e-mails.

Meanwhile, Danish Prime Minister Lars Loekke Rasmussen stressed the importance of the conference, saying, "For the next two weeks, Copenhagen will be Hopenhagen. By the end, we must be able to deliver back to the world what was granted us here today: hope for a better future." Hopenhagen? More like Hoaxenhagen. Mark Alexander

Democrat Utopia: Free Unicorns for Everyone!

Einstein and Climategate

Who is Paolo Soleri? Byron York tells us in A Green, Sustainable Environment That Wasn't

Boortz Asks: Just Who is Scaring the American People?

Crazy Stuff I Saw at Copenhagen

Moresuch at The Reb

Bedtime Totty.......

Cartoon Round Up....

Food Fun......

Random Thoughts..........

I'm almost as smart as my phone.
Some dress for success. I dress for recess.
I believe in sacrifices. Can I start with you?
Lawyers: the world's 2nd oldest profession.
I'm not procrastinating until tomorrow.
Patience might be a virtue, but flipping someone off feels better.
If idiots grew on trees, this place would be a friggin' orchard.
I've seen the future and I'm going back to bed.
Diplomacy: the art of telling someone to go to hell,
and having them look forward to the trip.
Lead me not into temptation. I have my own GPS
Looking for love. (Will settle for green jelly beans.)
I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you.
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
If I were you, I'd wanna be me.
I'm not aging, I'm fermenting.
My food pyramid is made from beer cans.
Hybrid human ... Runs on beer.
Yes, beer qualifies as an appetizer.
Hard times call for hard liquor.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

H/T DML

Nice Flip Flops........

H/T M Kohl

H/T M Kohl

A TRUE REDNECK!!

Now, I have seen my share of redneck emails.. some stupid... some funny.
But this one.. ok.. I have to admit it..
This Person is One True, Deep Down to the Core...
Board Certified REDNECK!!

H/T Marshall

30 Years of Sexy Ladies........

The women of 1970

News.....

Global Warming Weekly Round-Up, Dec. 10th, 2009

The 2009 ‘Most Alarming Alarmism by an Alarmist’ Award

New Poll Finds GOP Running Even in Congressional Popularity: Four of Five Say ObamaCare Will Increase Deficit, 85 Percent Expect Tax Increases!

Illegal discrimination in H1N1 swine flu vaccinations/flu shots?

Barack Obama's Acceptance Speech for Nobel Peace Prize Trumpets Values Worth More than Prize.·

Alistair Darling wanted tougher Pre-Budget report but was 'overruled by Gordon Brown'

Iran seeks nuclear parts through Taiwan

Men who force wives to wear Burka 'not welcome in France'

Egypt digs underground wall to stop Gaza tunnels

Robert Mugabe's supporters 'used rape as a weapon' in election

MPs exposed for continuing to milk expenses

US to use missile-firing drones to supply troops in Afghanistan

and finally.....

Exploding Glock Humor

Jay Leno Building Stonkin' AMG-Powered German Hell Sled

In case anyone is looking for some Christmas recipes – you might like this one

Jose Cuervo Christmas Biscuits

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Cuervoagain, to be sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter In a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another Cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup Of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry It loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves A sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can Find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !

H/T DML

H/T DML