I got this letter from Wal Mart:
Dear Sir,
Over the past six months, you have been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban you from the store. Our complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screaming, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least...
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
Sincerely,
Wal-Mart
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
BANNED FROM WAL MART
Monday, 28 December 2009
News.........
1,500 injured soldiers could face discharge
The 7 worst ways to propose to a woman
I went to the Toronto "Gaza Freedom March" and all I got was a Qassam Rocket
This is what i advocate, stated in a straightforward manner ...
Sometimes you just have to laugh...
Iran protests: Opposition leader Mir Hossein Mousavi's nephew shot dead
Yemen is the true home of Al-Qaeda
American missionary held in North Korea
Cricket Explained to a Foreigner........
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in the field goes out and when he’s out comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes there are men still in and not out.
There are men called umpires who stay out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out.
Depending on the weather and the light, the umpires can also send everybody in, no matter whether they’re in or out.
When both sides have been in and all the men are out (including those who are not out), then the game is finished.
– Attributed (tenuously) to the Marylebone Cricket Club.
H/T DML
Hopenchange be coming!................from Rico
Unbelievable! True!
Change? It's coming. Let me put it another way. It's already started.
This is the FIRST I've heard of this (gee, thanks a load lapdog MSM, and Obamunistas)!
The USG contract has already been awarded for the Department of Homeland Security to stockpile 200 million rounds of pistol ammo over the next five years.
- This can be tracked-back to 20 Aug 2009. I guess there was much more 'important' stuff for the Red Shed (former White House) and the Ministry of Truth (MSM) to tell us about and it 'slipped' their minds and they just kinda-sorta 'forget' to tell us about this unimportant little nugget (call it UBI; unimportant bit of information).
This is not 'practice' ammo for the range. These are man-stopper rounds! To be precise, and my fellow shooters will understand the significance of these ammo spec's:
.40cal, jacketed hollow-point.
Let me consider.
[This is the Agency headed by the nut-job wacko that issued a bulletin to law enforcement agencies nation-wide that American veterans (especially combat veterans) were to be considered as dangerous potential terrorists.
- Not that DHS would 'profile' military-age muslim males, or other groups.]
Maybe they are planning to actually defend our borders and repel illegal immigrants and drug gangs, and other external/foreign threats? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Maybe they had some unspent 'stimuless' money laying around?
Snork-gasp-sneer-chortle! Sometimes I crack myself up!
How silly of me!
All seriousness aside:
WHAT are they anticipating? WHO do they think they might have to shoot with this much, and this type, of ammo? Veterans?
This reeks of the Chicago-style. Maybe they merely intend to pass this stuff to the 'New" Black Panthers and ACORN? For our own good, of course. Yeah. THAT makes sense if you're a Muslim Marxist acolyte of Saul Alinsky!
Attached is a picture of the future. This is CHANGE you had better believe in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boars to the Left of us; Porkers to the Right
Fort Hood Denial: Jamie Glazov on why the hard Left can’t accept the Islamic roots of Nidal Hasan’s shooting spree.
Obama, Wow! "He is everywhere. He is the first real king of all media. He makes himself the constant conversation, the national siren song. No one can stop listening to him, even if it kills them to hear it."
The star quality fades, giving a faint flicker of hope.
Democrats Risk Another Jacksonian Moment
An Economic Agenda for the GOP. Republicans need to be pro-market, not pro-business.
Finley: Democrats Gorge Themselves on Absolute Power
Washington Rebel
Sunday, 27 December 2009
PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES
1/16 scale all-aluminum P51 Mustang cutaway model
1-1/4" = 1' Scale Peerless steam tractor.
This model is alcohol fired, The boiler has a working pressure of 75 psi. It has a double action engine with a cylinder bore of 5/8" and a piston stroke of 1". The gear reduction to drive the rear wheels is 22 to 1. 
1/10th scale model 4.5 Liter Blower Bentley
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UN Humor
Israeli Sense of Humour at the UN
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began, "Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you a story about Moses." When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!" He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them."
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about - The Palestinians weren't there then."
The Israeli representative then smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."
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Saturday, 26 December 2009
Saturday Night is Bath Night............
Normal service will be resumed tommorrow. Sorry folks for the lack of posts but have enjoyed a couple of days off. I needed the break.
MERRY XMAS from Al QAEDA
Yet another episode of what I have coined 'Self-Induced Jihad Syndrome':
Man Attempts to Set Off Explosives on Detroit-Bound Airplane
The man said he was directed by al Qaeda to explode a small device in flight, over U.S. soil. The device fizzled and popped when it went off as Northwest Airlines Flight 253, an Airbus 330 carrying 278 passengers and operated by Delta, was arriving in Detroit from Amsterdam.
Technical Analysis . . .
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By any other name...........from Rico
Whatever you name it, "Healt Care Reform" is a nasty, smelly turd in the punchbowl.
- And this is an extremely BAD IDEA by any name: Obama Care, Pelosi Care, Cuba Care....whatever you call it, it's an extremely BAD IDEA.
There will be a price to pay. The socialists will not like the consequences. Neither will the (poor) horse they rode in on.
Their "legacy" could look very much like this...if we let it.
I do not plan to.
Harry pelosi and nancy reid know this song by heart. Sing along with me to The Beatles tune
..."You say you want a revolution?...."
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