Tuesday, 29 December 2009
What's the most useful word in the English language?
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
H/T DML
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don’t smoke or drink
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes
10. Don’t need a ‘gazillion’ dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
H/T DML
Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of shivering in subzero temperatures and several close encounters with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated
or not!"
H/T Peter Gunn
News............
December shaping up to be one of the coldest on record in the USA
Climategate Round-Up #9
How Powerful Was Terrorist's PETN Bomb?
Officials investigating why 187-ton windmill collapsed in Fenner
Detroit terror attack: 'There are many more like me,' bomber warns
Hardliners seize Mousavi corpse as Iran regime hits back
British Army bomb disposal squad is The Times’s Team of the Year
and finally..........
How should Israel deal with Terrorists?
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Yesterday...and today............from Rico
Most people can't seem to remember what happened a few ays ago, much less Christmas 1944.
Here is a photo...as a reminder...of yesterday.
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING happens in Communist China by accident, or without government approval. Here is the cover of an officially-approved Chinese children's book from today.
It's not too late to 'learn' what a "progressive" future holds for you unless a lot of people smarten-up and stop allowing the Communists to use their Liberty as toilet paper.
Oh....and I finally discovered something that really cheers me up! A fitting motto for our Democratic (C) Congress. It sort of just says itself.
SEMPER RECTUM
POSTED TO Craig's List / Personals
Wouldn't you love to be the guy who posted this?
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah Night Before Last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message . . .
Read the rest . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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BANNED FROM WAL MART
I got this letter from Wal Mart:
Dear Sir,
Over the past six months, you have been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban you from the store. Our complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screaming, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least...
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
Sincerely,
Wal-Mart
Monday, 28 December 2009
News.........
1,500 injured soldiers could face discharge
The 7 worst ways to propose to a woman
I went to the Toronto "Gaza Freedom March" and all I got was a Qassam Rocket
This is what i advocate, stated in a straightforward manner ...
Sometimes you just have to laugh...
Iran protests: Opposition leader Mir Hossein Mousavi's nephew shot dead
Yemen is the true home of Al-Qaeda
American missionary held in North Korea
Cricket Explained to a Foreigner........
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in the field goes out and when he’s out comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes there are men still in and not out.
There are men called umpires who stay out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out.
Depending on the weather and the light, the umpires can also send everybody in, no matter whether they’re in or out.
When both sides have been in and all the men are out (including those who are not out), then the game is finished.
– Attributed (tenuously) to the Marylebone Cricket Club.
H/T DML
Hopenchange be coming!................from Rico
Unbelievable! True!
Change? It's coming. Let me put it another way. It's already started.
This is the FIRST I've heard of this (gee, thanks a load lapdog MSM, and Obamunistas)!
The USG contract has already been awarded for the Department of Homeland Security to stockpile 200 million rounds of pistol ammo over the next five years.
- This can be tracked-back to 20 Aug 2009. I guess there was much more 'important' stuff for the Red Shed (former White House) and the Ministry of Truth (MSM) to tell us about and it 'slipped' their minds and they just kinda-sorta 'forget' to tell us about this unimportant little nugget (call it UBI; unimportant bit of information).
This is not 'practice' ammo for the range. These are man-stopper rounds! To be precise, and my fellow shooters will understand the significance of these ammo spec's:
.40cal, jacketed hollow-point.
Let me consider.
[This is the Agency headed by the nut-job wacko that issued a bulletin to law enforcement agencies nation-wide that American veterans (especially combat veterans) were to be considered as dangerous potential terrorists.
- Not that DHS would 'profile' military-age muslim males, or other groups.]
Maybe they are planning to actually defend our borders and repel illegal immigrants and drug gangs, and other external/foreign threats? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Maybe they had some unspent 'stimuless' money laying around?
Snork-gasp-sneer-chortle! Sometimes I crack myself up!
How silly of me!
All seriousness aside:
WHAT are they anticipating? WHO do they think they might have to shoot with this much, and this type, of ammo? Veterans?
This reeks of the Chicago-style. Maybe they merely intend to pass this stuff to the 'New" Black Panthers and ACORN? For our own good, of course. Yeah. THAT makes sense if you're a Muslim Marxist acolyte of Saul Alinsky!
Attached is a picture of the future. This is CHANGE you had better believe in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boars to the Left of us; Porkers to the Right
Fort Hood Denial: Jamie Glazov on why the hard Left can’t accept the Islamic roots of Nidal Hasan’s shooting spree.
Obama, Wow! "He is everywhere. He is the first real king of all media. He makes himself the constant conversation, the national siren song. No one can stop listening to him, even if it kills them to hear it."
The star quality fades, giving a faint flicker of hope.
Democrats Risk Another Jacksonian Moment
An Economic Agenda for the GOP. Republicans need to be pro-market, not pro-business.
Finley: Democrats Gorge Themselves on Absolute Power
Washington Rebel
Sunday, 27 December 2009
PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES
1/16 scale all-aluminum P51 Mustang cutaway model
1-1/4" = 1' Scale Peerless steam tractor.
This model is alcohol fired, The boiler has a working pressure of 75 psi. It has a double action engine with a cylinder bore of 5/8" and a piston stroke of 1". The gear reduction to drive the rear wheels is 22 to 1. 
1/10th scale model 4.5 Liter Blower Bentley
More info . . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
UN Humor
Israeli Sense of Humour at the UN
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began, "Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you a story about Moses." When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!" He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them."
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about - The Palestinians weren't there then."
The Israeli representative then smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."
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Saturday, 26 December 2009
Saturday Night is Bath Night............
Normal service will be resumed tommorrow. Sorry folks for the lack of posts but have enjoyed a couple of days off. I needed the break.
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