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1 hour ago
Friday, 8 January 2010
Oh, the mendacity!...........from Rico
To paraphrase the famous "Oh, the humanity!" uttered on-air when the zeppelin burst into flames in NJ (that was in ancient times when 'reporters' and 'journalists' actually had feelings for humanity, and many of them were "mensch" themselves), I must say:
"Oh, the mendacity!"
Whatever is said by the MSM (Ministry of Truth) Obama-Soetero, Pelosi, Reid et al...they mean exactly the opposite of what you think they are saying.
They also LIE.
- I have a fool-proof method of telling when they LIE: whenever their lips are moving!
Thursday, 7 January 2010
Little Johnny went camping.......
Little Johnny went camping with the school.
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "I know, and it wasn't my finger".
H/T DML
"Internet lifestyle"
These days we are all somewhat caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down...
1. Dial 911 immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.
9. Get ass groove in chair fixed at store.
10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!
11. Do shopping with clothes on.
12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.
H/T DML
The Obama Trifecta:
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
H/T Martin
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German exports on the ropes as China overtakes
Seven Taliban In One Day
Gurkhas are proud people. Few ask for help. But if they need it, we must give it
US forges alliance with Saddam Hussein officers to fight al-Qaeda
US intelligence chiefs face sack over Detroit bomber
True grit in the face of snow
Egyptian guard at Gaza border killed in protest over Galloway's aid convoy
Prove you are alive: clamour for missing Nigerian leader to show his face
and finally......
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GRAY EAGLES FILM BY CHRIS WOODS
Thoughts About Consensus II
Medici
"It's the very game that Obama learned in Chicago. His aim is to put the entire United States government into the business of Mafia spoils. What precisely that will look like in 5 years is anyone's guess. He doesn't want Pharma executives to get the money. He wants his friends to get the money. Obama is a Mussolini, and we elected him. We've dwindled into Italians, without the food and the family life. It's called Democracy, post-Modern style, which is code for, "Thy Government Shall Covet."
Over at the Reb.
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
David Brooks skewered...
By me over at PJM. Quite a few comments and it just went up. Granted he is not as bad as Chris "All teaabaggers are white" Matthews, but the arrogance is just the same.
Unplug the Political Machine!
A noble cause if there ever was one. Please check out Unplug the Machine and sign the petition.
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The radical left so despises europe that it intends to destroy it by muslim immigration .... and i have the source documents from the euro union and the euro-med "association agreements" to prove it ...
THE CHRISTMAS DAY ATTACK:
Homeland Security: With Talent Like This…
Repugnant
Is Google Powermeter the future of home energy monitoring?
Mercury Dumping
Police Paranoia
FBI Shoe Bomb Explosion Video
Geniuses Build Automatic Vomit Machine From Old Axle
Britain's freezing weather: worst snow for 50 years paralyses transport networks
Anti-whaling ship sinks after collision with Japanese vessel
Yemen orders troops into al-Qaeda strongholds
US military 'starved' of Afghan intelligence, says general
Western links are cut as Iranian rulers increase isolation
Shady Lady Ranch offers new 'menu' for women
America will be safer because I’m a good listener, says Obama
Northrop Grumman Relocating to Washington, D.C.
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
Over at the Reb
Preserving Our Freedoms, by Friend Fuchs
Virgil's Sunday Musings. By Virgil!
Some Inconvenient Conclusions About Islam and Europe
Cranky Whip. For Cranks of the Conservative kind.
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