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Friday, 19 February 2010
Play with Tiger's Balls..........

Get yours at Tail of the Tiger
H/T Paul B
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News.......
A man dies in texas, intent on taking others with him ....
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up
Another NHS hospital stricken with Conficker virus
Scientists uncover the origin of supernovas!
Support Boomer Lad Materials And Supplies! Buy a Funny Shirt!
Fatah members linked with assassination of Hamas commander in Dubai
Taliban leader's son 'killed by US drone'
Royal Navy warships on standby over Falklands oil dispute
UN accuses Iran of working to build nuclear bomb
Tickle Cock bridge? I don't call that rude
Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels to prevent clients dying
Analysis: Shrinking Armed Forces would struggle with Falklands campaign
Georgia denounces French sale of tanks and warships to Russia
Scrap metal merchant's show of defiance helped to spark 1982 conflict
and finally.......
15 Examples of The Extreme Winter Olympics
Python Explosive Snake Passage Maker Clears a Warpath Through the Gates of Hell
Multiculturalism Has Destroyed The British Police
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Going paperle$$..........from Rico
It must be getting clear...even for the fiddytwo percenters...that the consequences of "hopey-changey" are increasing poverty and massive unemployment.
That WAS and IS the "plan" behind the words HOPE and CHANGE. Even if you had been smart enough to ask what was actually 'meant' by that election slogan, our Marxist-Muslim Soetoro-Obama and handlers were smart enough NOT to truthfully answer had anyone bothered to ask.
- No one did, but you're getting the "answer" right now.
Unemployed? Broke? The leftist spinmeisters just call this "going paperle$$!"
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One down ten thousand four hundred and ninty nine to go
Yay sold one so far. This is hot off the press from 22AD Workshops (which is code for it hasn't been spell checked yet).
I was suffering from insomnia the other other night and I mentally designed a simple to assemble and take apart desk top onager. the result was so damn good I drew it up and added instructions, an experiment and some other information that was ratttling about in my head doing nothing.
As you can see there's quite a bit in it, eight sheets and the cover in fact. Back in the old days I was sufieniently optimistic to think enough people would make a donation to actually cover some costs but at present my trebuchet plan has been down loaded over 3,600 times with not one donation.
So new system, you can have this fun little onager plan which is good for a day indoors with the kids making up for their lack of learning at school or taking to office to bug people for the bargin basement cost of a compelled $1 donation. Trust me its cheap and it comes with aftersales service in that you can email me with your question whic will be ignored int eh order they arrive in.
The proceeds from this little enterprise will eb going towards the construction of the new 4 mina ballista. First person to tell me how much 4 mina is get s a free copy.
Vist my site to get your copy today! Because this post will be dropping off the page in about three hours. By the way there's no reason you can't donate more if you choose and feel free to pay the paypal fee too or what i get is 66 cents and uberballistae are not cheap.
Thursday, 18 February 2010
A Mother's Perspective
"I wish as a soldier's mother there was someone I could thank for the gift they have given to my son. In making him a soldier, they have made him a better, stronger, healthier, smarter man. I gave them a boy, much loved and handsome. He was smart, they made him smarter. He was too quick to anger, they taught him discipline. He was always analytical, they taught him to think. I gave them a beautiful boy, they return to me an amazing man."
Continued at DoubleTapper
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Presenting Jeremy Jacobs
The 2010 showreel from speaker, presenter and part-time regulator of this blog, Jeremy Jacobs :
Notice the text comments on You Tube. Fair comment or fantasy?
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JAG meets NCIS............
We never got JAG over here so I have been watching all 10 series HERE. NCIS is my favotite series right now and it is good to see the overlap.![]()
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THE LAST AMERICAN CAR COMPANY

A tribute to the same wonderful people who brought us THESE babies . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
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Humour: Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef:-
On my flight to New York there must have been an
Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a
sign on the door that said, "Occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light
bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the
Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The
Palestinians"? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi
Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features
full facial nudity!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the
West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from
Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock
group!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli
police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said.
"I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was, 'I'm dying to
get laid!'"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows
himself up, can I have his room?"
H/T Judith
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A Spot of Maintenance...........

Oh and American Power and The Daily Gator are having a boob war. So we will raise the ante with the spectacular Christina Hendricks
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Similes to spice up your conversations........
Quicker than a fifth grade recess
Slicker than the devil in velvet pants.
Standing there like a heifer in heat.
Faster than Teddy Kennedy could leave the scene of a car wreck.
Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Tighter than a gnat's ass stretched over an oil drum.
Smarter than a tree full of owls.
Excited as Oprah on all you can eat rib night.
Tougher than a 10-year-old rooster.
Uglier than a dead monkey in moonlight.
Excited as Barney Frank watching Brokeback Mountain.
Hornier than a three-balled tomcat.
Drunker than a gold toothed cowboy on Saturday night.
Easier than selling Girl Scout cookies to your grandmother.
H/T Slick.com
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News........
Pakistan's Nuclear Posture
Haiti and the blacks!
Taliban using human shields, says Afghan army general
Falkland Islands: First it was sovereignty, now it's oil
Oooo-kay. . . I guess she didn't see THAT one coming.
Falklands oil argy-bargy sparks 1982 re-run
British threat to Israel over Dubai Hamas assassination
Britain maintaining Falklands force, MoD says
Starling flock forms shape of rabbit
Americans are 'most attractive' people in the world, poll finds
French soldiers ordered to play war games yards from nuclear test point zero
French traders found guilty of duping California wine label with cheap plonk
Flag raised in Marjah as Taleban retreat to edge of Helmand stronghold
Red Army soldier who helped raise Russian flag over Hitler's Reichstag dies
Russia delays delivery of S-300 advanced air defence missiles to Iran
Bidenism
The Confession of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: “From A to Z”
and finally......
Michigan fishing
Megan Fox in the latest W magazine is just too much
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Why does the canary not sing?............from Rico
Call it a canary in a coal mine.
FDIC is opening a 'new' satellite office in Chicago. It will handle receiverships and liquidate assets from failed banks in the Midwest.
This office will occupy seven of eleven floors of a buiding. Over 100,000 square feet for 500 bodies.
This is a HUGE expenditure!
Must be more "recovery" being anticipated.
There is no chirping.
Silence.
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Golden Soros - Safe Haven...........from Rico
I suppose everyone is so fixated on watching Olympic figure-skaters in Vancouver they have "forgotten" George Soros saying that gold was "the ultimate asset bubble" in Davos at the World Economic Forum.
- Message to the sheeple: Run! Panic! Flee! Hide! Buy fiat Dollars! Go 'long' US Bonds! "Flight to safety" sagely parroted by the financial and other media.
And while the common wan was doing his best to emulate a panic-stricken French soldier, our clever boots "Mr. I-hate-capitalism-and-America Soros" in fact DOUBLED his golf ETF holdings
by silently adding $421 million dollars!
Yeah, the Dollar is a "safe haven" all right! US Government debt is "safer" yet! Look at the charts and decide for yourselves. Don't be a mug, a shnook!


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Wednesday, 17 February 2010
Love Cold-Calling
Here's one of the team at Theo Spark revealing all about cold-calling. Just click here at Success.Selling.TV
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Head's UP!..............from Rico
Head's UP everybody!
More "bailouts" on the way.
Forget all about those notional/fictional "green shoots of recovery" being flung at you like poo by the media monkeys! In fact, ducking would be a very GOOD idea.
It isn't going to happen!
With more jobs being lost and no jobs being created (except Berry's teleprompter), there won't be any recovery (consumer-led, or other) soon.
- Look at the 'next' wave of unemployed that will need a bailout (and bear in mind, most states unemployment funds are not only 'broke' but on the government dole as well by now).
Another "bailout" will be needed.
Factor into this the fact that nearly one-third of people 55-or-older have less than $10K saved for their retirement.
- This may end very badly for them.
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