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WTF?
1 hour ago
Friday, 20 August 2010
Historical 'Fact'...........
In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheeps bladder. However, in 1873, the English refined the idea somewhat by taking the bladder out of the sheep first!
H/T Christine
2010 Darwin awards.
8th Place
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
7th Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who “totally zoned when he ran”, accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.
6th Place
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
5th Place
Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was robbing. Death was caused when the long torch he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free, rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
4th Place
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
3rd Place
After walking around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
HONOURABLE MENTION
Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 a.m.So they lit a stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed
RUNNER UP
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 a.m. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman’s cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham’s leg and then tied the other (!) to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham’s foot was never located.
AND THE WINNER IS…
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.
It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves…. ’shit happens’
H/T DML
MODERN DAY BONNIE AND CLYDE
Fugitives apprehended in Arizona . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Movie Review: 'Clash of the Titans'
Short Review: Greek mythology as related by an abused teenage boy - and not a bright one at that.
Full Review Here
News............
Day 42 – August 20th 1940
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Aug 19th
Free Your Breasts, Free Your Minds?
Diversity Is Strength! It’s Also…Arab Stabbing Attacks
The Secret of Beer Goggles Discovered
Theo's going to love this!
What Has America Become by Ken Huber of Tawas City
Skip the lecture on Israel's 'risks for peace'
Growing number in America believe Obama a Muslim
Obama bans over 100,000 rifles
Taliban hire sniper to hit troops at 600yds
Libya has made fools of us all over Lockerbie bomber Megrahi, and much else besides
US assures Israel that Iran is one year from making a nuclear bomb
Muslim woman sues Disneyland over headscarf
Ten ways to protect your privacy online
Russian mafia buying jobs in police and judiciary
Australian court orders Muslim witness to testify without burka
The Erosion of America's Middle Class
and finally........
A collection of movies/TV saying “I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you”
The Evolution of the Batsuit
The Secret Histories of Those @#$%ing Computer Symbols
Perfect "zeroes"...............from Rico
There already are hundreds of churches, synagogues, and mosques already in New York City.
What's "missing" are pictures like this one (attached) from our worthless media................and the fact that there are NO churches or synagogues ALLOWED in Mecca.
- In fact, non-Muslims are forbidden to get near Mecca much less enter the city on pain of death.
It's NOT that Bloomberg and Obama-Soetoro et al are 'clueless' or 'don't get it'...they are perfect "zeroes" who want to insult and punish American for being, well, Americans.
- It's about time we leveled the playing field a bit...leveling Mecca and Medina would be a darn good start.
Thursday, 19 August 2010
GZM Beer Summit
Three Cordoba Lights please!
Alas, the old "Shut Up!, he explained" manuever ala Weenie Hut Juniors totally fails to get a handle on the Ground Zero You Know What, and the amazing insensitivity of certain HAMAS fanboys to tolerate anything except their own intolerant views seems awful suspect.
Perhaps, it's time to tie one on (tore up from the floor up Yo!) with a GZM Beer Summit?
"...The polarizing conflict over the proposed M'Hammedist Cultural Center in lower Manhattan has become as nasty as it is unnecessary. If leaders on all sides managed to address the dispute in a broader perspective, it ought to become obvious that Americans actually agree on both of the key issues in the debate.
"...Most Americans would welcome an obvious compromise that honors both sides to this dispute. Yes, build the mosque. And yes, find a less-controversial location.
Pic "...And get blinded out of your mind..." from the besotted be otches at GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
STOLEN VALOR LAW STRUCK DOWN
The constant, disgraceful drumbeat of insanity continues . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Should Israel Bomb Iran's Nuclear Reactor in Bushehr?
In an editorial, the Washington Times calls on Israel to bomb Iran's Bushehr reactor on Friday.
"...It's doubtful America will take action. The State Department's response to the latest IAEA report on Iranian enrichment violations merely said, "We are hopeful that Iran will express a willingness to come to the table. We stand ready to have that dialogue." Not exactly the kind of rhetoric that instills fear of consequences.
...The most dangerous fallout could be political. Russia, Iran's nuclear sponsor, is likely to voice strong objections; the usual anti-Israel suspects will howl; and the United States may not be as sturdy a champion for Israel as it was in the past. But the time has come to demonstrate resolve in face of an imminent threat from Iran. The Free World depends on Israeli power..."
What do you think? Should Israel drop the bomb on Iran? Comment here
Video: Boot Campaign compilation CD
This CD will be released on Sept 14. Details here
More at Boot Campaign
You Know You Are In Afghanistan if…
1. You flinched from a controlled detonation your first week, then stand in the open to watch real mortars landing– a month later.
2. The most intimate contact you’ve had in months is with the shower curtain.
3. Your most successful pick-up line is “I’ve got a vehicle.”
4. In PT gear all the Air Force people look like glow-in-the-dark Power Rangers and you can’t even see the Army Folks.
5. Your 06:00 wake-up call is: BOOM “ROCKET ATTACK - ROCKET ATTACK. Take cover immediately.”
6. They actually give weapons to the Air Force personnel.
7. You give directions using T-Wall & bunker murals as points of reference.
8. You realize AAFES is their own country and can print their own money. (POGS)
9. The amount of sand in your boots is only surpassed by the amount in your nose.
10. Something as simple as taking a shower or going to the bathroom at 02:00 requires preparation equal to the Apollo moon landing.
H/T US Navy Jeep
Old Billy was right..........from Rico
As the band "The Eagles" said...."old Billy was right" (kudos to William Shakespeare).
It seems the "ultimate" insider is skipping the toil, leaving us all in trouble, and seeing "bubbles"...
- Let me explain my unfortunate reference to Shakespeare's immortal play (bubble, bubble, toil & trouble).
Soros Fund Management has CUT it's exposure to equities over 42% from its position end-March to end-June. Very quietly, very not-in-public this was accomplished.
- Holdings in Petrobras, Walmart, and JP Morgan Chase and others are gone.
- The gold ETF [GLD] remains his largest position.
So?
- Georgie famously said recently that "gold was the ultimate bubble" while VERY publicly 'talking his book' in Davos to try and jawbone gold prices down while he was privately doubling-down on his gold position.
- Does the Bubble-meister now know something WE do not? Are stocks a 'bubble' that is ready to pop?
- He's NOT a stupid man, and I think he sees trouble ahead...
Wisdom From Training Manuals............
'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur
'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.'- Infantry Sgt.
'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.'- Unknown Infantry Recruit
'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.' - Sign over SR71 Wing Ops
'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.' -Basic Flight Training Manual
'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.' -Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ
H/T Paul B
News.........
Day 41 – August 19th 1940
Who's blowing up Iran's gas pipelines?
WTF is this about?
The Professional Left vs. the Amateur Right
The mystery of mutilated Seals
If a mosque opens at Ground Zero on 9/11 next year, Obama can kiss the White House goodbye
'Last' brigade of US combat troops leaves Iraq
Obamas to begin sixth holiday of the year
Red Arrows 'could be grounded by defence cuts'
Intelligence experts analyse 'North Korean fighter jet crash'
North Korea seizes South Korean fishing boat
Naval officer complains over Romo's Bitch call sign
Moscow to ban vodka sales after 10pm
Europe's Last Dictator Under Pressure from Moscow
Gibson raid aftermath: Feds want company to forfeit guitars made with ebony
Simon 'Sitcom' Hughes nags the Coalition. What happened to the nice manners he reserves for Muslims?
US appeals court panel: Law against faking receipt of military medals is unconstitutional
Governor Sarah Palin Endorses Renee Ellmers
How to Win the Clash of Civilizations
and finally.......
BBC lawyers fight to keep Top Gear's The Stig secret
I can see clearly now - and it's nothing to do with carrots by little Jimmy May
Top 10 Sniper Rifles
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