ATLANTIC OCEAN (May 20, 2010) The Pre-Commissioning Unit (PCU) Jason Dunham (DDG 109) conducts sea trials in the Atlantic Ocean. Jason Dunham successfully completed a combined builder's and acceptance "super trial" during four days at sea. The ship is in Ft. Lauderdale for her commissioning on Nov. 13. The ship is named after U.S. Marine Cpl. Jason Dunham, who was mortally wounded by insurgents in Iraq in April 2004 and posthumously received the Medal of Honor January 11, 2007. (Photo courtesy of General Dynamics Bath Iron Works)
H/T Marc
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the U.S Media Report It?
USA Today: WE’RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: ‘BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW “Armageddon” DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
H/T DML
Two politicians are having lunch together.
All of a sudden one stands up and shouts, "You're lying."
The other replied, "I know, but just hear me out."
H/T Marshall & Texas Fred
News..............
Green censorship strikes again
Ireland Running out of Cash-will be out of 10 cent coins by Christmas Day
Next time you fly: Fly Neckid*
Election of 2010: Analysis and Prospectus
I Will Never Leave Sargon Alone In My Office Ever Again
Fascinating elephant rescue of baby in mud
Imaginary exchange goes poof
Space junk: a risky game of space invaders
Mediterranean great white sharks 'are Australian'
Australian brewer offers nation free beer if Aussies win the Ashes
First Americans 'reached Europe five centuries before Columbus voyages'
Star Trek-style cloaking device comes a step nearer
The Search for a New NATO Strategy 'Military Power Can't Cure Everything'
TSA pats down a screaming toddler
Since the TSA molested my family, why doesn’t Obama volunteer to subject his family to the same security procedures?
A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: SMITTY'S SERVICE VIDEO!
Rules in Chandler restrooms: don't drink from toilets
One Hundred Naked Citizens: One Hundred Leaked Body Scans
A survey that may lead to foul play...
CHANGE I can believe in...........from Rico
Give Pelosi her well-deserved change.
Now THAT'S some CHANGE I can really believe in!!!!!!!
Tuesday, 16 November 2010
Financing The Apartments Of War
Say it ain't so - only it is so!
Hot gossip that Great Satan is aiding and abetting Little Satan's naughty 'Apartments of War" (which funnily enough - sexed up duplexes and settlements have never gone out of their way to - you know - kill anyone - unlike K'Ssam rocketry, bombvests and crazy control freak preachers) is certainly a 'Love It To Death!" moment.
How it is possible that 44's administration, which is vociferously opposed to the continuation of the status quo in the West Bank, continues to subsidize roads and illicit infrastructure for Little Satan?
Just lucky!
Submitted without modesty or restraint by the building boomers at GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
Video: "SPOOKY DUDE" by Chris Cassone - Video by Mr. Pinko iOwnTheWorld.com inspired by Glenn Beck
A Great Song about George Soros......
H/T DoubleTapper
News.........
Theologically speaking ... perambulations raised by "paradise lost" ... perhaps milton, or, perhaps g_d, will further enlighten me ... soon, i hope ...
Your Tax Dollars At Prayer Part 2: Hey Sucker Your Money Supports The Muslim Brotherhood
What the Palestinians buy with American money
(Un)welcome to Washington, Senators-elect
Blackpool insults serving Marines
U.S.A. offers Israel fighters in exchange for 90-day settlement freeze
An Idea for Stopping the Mosque at Ground Zero!
Fla. dealership offers free AK-47 for truck buyers
Obama leaves G-20 empty-handed on currency spat
Obama's G-20 Performance an "Embarrassing Disappointment"
Taliban ‘run out of AK-47 bullets'
Why Irish crisis could kill the Euro
Westminster on Mumbai-style terror attack alert after Al Qaeda threat
Guantanamo seven 'paid off' to halt legal action against Government
Euro under siege after Portugal hits panic button
Nato eyes 'fresh start' with Russia
Toy pig removed from farm set to avoid offending Muslim and Jewish parents
German Government Plans to Extend Afghanistan Troop Mandate
and finally.....
7 signs that tell women you’re a “Man Boy”
Four Flaws with the Godfather
Video: Live to Die
A video aboout Radical Muslims.
Live to Die (for virgins in the sky) BANNED by Youtube from Joe Dan on Vimeo.
Only the FWENCH could......from Rico
FRENCH STRIKES TO END AS PROTESTERS FORM UNION, TAKE MANDATED VACATION
Editors Note: Satire is alive and well.
Monday, 15 November 2010
Iran loses to Israel
At the World Masters Weightlifting Championship in Poland, Israeli competitor, Sergio Britva, took first place in his class. Britva lifted an astonishing 300kg of weight, beating the second-placed competitor, the Iranian Hossein Khodadadi, by 4 kilos.
The two athletes mounted the podium to receive their medals, together
with the third-placed competitor from Germany. Britva and the German
shook hands. But when Britva offered his hand to Khodadadi, the Iranian refused it...
More at DoubleTapper
An F/A-18 Super Hornet from the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier, an F-16 Fighting Falcon from the 20th Fighter Wing at Shaw Air Force Base, S.C., an F-16 from the Royal Jordanian Air Force and a Mirage from the Pakistan air force fly in formation over Wadi Rum in Jordan, Oct. 27, 2010. The flight formation occurred during the 2010 Falcon Air Meet at Muwaffaq Salti Air Base, Jordan. (U.S. Air Force photo/Tech. Sgt. Wolfram M. Stumpf)
H/T Marc
Ahead of the times.......
1940
"Built by Jess Dixon of Andalusia, Alabama. Can fly forward, backward or straight up or hover in the air. Runs on road or flys across country. 40 H.P. motor, air cooled, speeds to 100 m.p.h."
H/T DML
Missiles plural.......from Rico
The SoCal missile (laughingly referred to as a 'contrail' so as not to panic a clueless public) was NOT the first such incident this year off the coast of North America.
There were two off the coast of Canada (last January), which the Canadian press DID report, not being hindered yet by the 'protect-the-progressive-cause' mentality
that infests American lame-stream media....which dutifully did NOT report the Canadian story.
- The Canadian pictures reflected the same 'dirty burn' mentioned in the below remarks, but no one had the experience to comment on the telemetry/absence of cork-screwing in those firings. Both were subsurface launches, and the Canadian pictures match the ones we have been begrudgingly provided by our Ministry of Truth.
Of course, we must not panic the sheeple so instead slather them with misdirection and B.S. keeping all in a mushroom-like state of complacency.
Having seen incoming Scuds and Silkworms, and outgoing Tomahawks and Exocets, I have to agree with this gentleman's appraisal.
- We have a real problem here, compounded by official coyness (let's hope it is not sheer ineptness, but go figure the odds of THAT in the present state of affairs).
Since the Hillarybeast (also known as Obama-Soetoro's Secretary of State by some, and a flaming Chablis Communist by yours truly) recently gifted the Paleswinians with $150 million of our hard-earned tax dollars, I wonder if they decided to buy (North) Korean to make their missile dollars go further...just like Western drivers buy (South) Korean cars to stretch their dollars?
More On SoCal Missile From A Missile Tech
News...........
Reid's priority is amnesty, not jobs
Column: Hamas Loves Obama
Rangel 'raided' PACs for 393G
If there are so many unemployed Britons, why is it so hard to find one to do a job?
Stopped at the altar, Nigerian groom and his gay rent-a-bride
Ireland fights to stave off £77 billion bail-out
Police seize £143 million of cocaine in international operation
Australian politician claims Britain is 'overrun with immigrants and refugees’
Warning over anti-virus cold calls to UK internet users
TSA molesters...............from Rico
This is too much like life imitating 'art.'
I'm told there was once a running cartoon in a popular men's magazine entitled "Chester the Molester."
- Maybe you'll recall it.
Maybe you are also aware that Obama-Soetoro's Head of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Janet Napolitano, a few years back declared American veterans (especially combat veterans) a terrorist threat and issued a bulletin to national law enforcement agencies to that effect. Not that she is in favor of 'profiling' mind you: if you are a Middle-eastern-looking young male, you are NOT profiled and are instead given a free upgrade to the seat nearest the cockpit; if you are an average, typical, white Iowan Grandmother...you get strip-searched before boarding the flight.
- Never mind that she recently made the Homeland 'safer' by appointing two Muslims to high positons in that agency.
- And, since I am still trying to figure THIS one out, never mind that she is the only Lesbian I have ever heard of to have had an abortion. [?]
The latest attempt to make us all 'safer' involves nude (possibly cancer-causing) x-ray body scanners. This should generate a lot of extra revenue for TSA (thousands standing around) since they can 'sell' and/or trade the scans they choose to save.....having already lied about NOT saving scans.
Until road-blocks are established, I have decided that late departure-late arrivals were already annoying enough, but having my genitals revenge-groped by a fugly male TSA moron because I 'opted out' of the scan just isn't appealing to me (as it might be to any number of Nancy Pelosi's constituents in Fran San Sicko). Knowing the Gov't is involved, I understand that the likelihood of a Monica Belluci doing the job is just not an option, even with a Fist-class ticket! I will drive in future, and avoid ALL air travel. The minimum wage, low IQ, hobby cop, perverts that they are have convinced me it's simply not worth it.
- I bet a lot of folks will feel the same way. Just what a struggling economy and travel industy 'need' right now is a travel boycott caused by the Groperment!
In case you missed it, I have obtained a cover-sheet of a new publication DHS Janet-from-another-planet and her TSA are currently printing.
Some of you wanted HOPE and CHANGE? This is what you get for being too 'dim' to ask what exactly was meant by that.
WARNING ! ! ! THIS IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT ! ! !
This was from a parade in La Grange, Texas .
Hope you city folks know what they are sitting in or it won't be funny to you . . .
(It's a MANURE SPREADER) !
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