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Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Pic Dump.................

ARMY IS HARD... SOMETIMES!

A Compilation of Military Fails............

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors...................

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put your doctor on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8.. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

H/T Old Dude

BiBi Gives Fair Warning.......................from Dan Friedman

 
 
[Sounds to me like BB’s sending Israel a clear signal that he’s on his way to springing the trap on his upcoming betrayal. Should come as no surprise. We already know what kind of a man he is. At this stage he’s just haggling about the price.
 
Of course, for people still enchanted with Netanyahu’s razzle dazzle this is more good news. It’s BB’s way of making a deal with the devil impossible.
 
Yeah, right. df]

NRA Life of Duty | Frontlines “Transit Terror” Trailer


























NRA Life of Duty Presented by Brownells and FNH USA have released the trailer for this month’s Frontlines report.

Metro and light rail trains carry 3.5 billion travelers annually. As the ridership grows, so does the threat of terrorism. Mass transit brings with it much vulnerability, especially where rail systems are concerned. Travel underground with the NRA Life of Duty Frontlines team to a repurposed tunnel system in West Virginia, where first responders are learning how to react if transit terror ever comes to America’s front door.

Watch more Frontlines Reports at http://nralifeofduty.tv/frontlines/list/frontlines-reports.

Ambushed. Bushwhacked.....................from Rico

After Monday's failed "ambush" of the precious metals where 12,000 paper gold contracts were dumped in 60 seconds to drive the price down, only to be overcome by buying pressure I marked my calendar to 'expect' a raid by the wise guys again today
- They did not disappoint.

It seems the Cartel led by the Central Bank is digging in to defend a paper spot price of $1250 in Gold ad $20 in Silver.
- But it's much more than that.

The Fed is desperate to 'keep a lid' on precious metal prices to make the public believe that everything is just swell with America and the Dollar.
- It is not, and things are far from OK.

The underlying currency war sees America's favorite Private-for profit Central Banker (aka the Fed) throwing gold bricks at China, with the response being stacks of greenbacks hurled back.
- Gee, I 'wonder' who's going to wn this one?


Bonus Totty................

News................

Kerry and the long-term cost of releasing terrorists by Caroline Glick

ObamaCare and the Law of Unintended Consequences

1,600 Applicants Flood MD Ice Cream Factory for 36 Jobs

U.S. Fiddles while Palestinians in Syria Starve

OUTRAGE! Obama Administra​tion Is Secretly Declaring Thousands of US Veterans Incompeten​t - Then Taking Away Their Second Amendment

Another Obama Slap in the Face, Hawaiian-Style

China Orders Foreign Fishing Vessels Out of Most of the South China Sea

From Hawaii, Obama Blasted Republicans Who 'Went Home for the Holidays'

Federal judge strikes down Chicago's ban on handgun sales

‘Decimated’ Al-Qaeda Captures Fallujah!

Oops: Europe's rising and renewable-​driven energy prices are causing a coal resurgence

Oh Look! Eliot Spitzer Is Still A Gross Weirdo

A Secret Mission, a One-Eyed Pilot, a Fiery Crash in Colombia

Unemployment Benefit Extension Sinking Fast

Heavily armed militias wrest control of West Bank Palestinian refugee camps from Palestinian Authority

The Middle East: The Way They See It

Securing Sochi: Russia's Elite Counter-Terrorism Fighters

Blue Means Blue: China’s Naval Ambitions

Australia uses navy to push back asylum boats

Happy Hippodrome...................

A night at the races in the Happy Valley Racecourse at the Hong Kong Jockey Club.
A time-lapse film by Joerg Daiber.



H/T Jeff

NewsBusted 1/07/14

Before you complain about the polar vortex today...(Poster)...from TPC


Before you complain about the freezing cold weather courtesy of the polar vortex right before you get into your heated car or walk into your heated office building or school, first stop to appreciate what those who can't do that are going through.

Politics or Cheeseburgers? (Music Video)...from TPC



If you had to choose between politics and Cheeseburger Week in Pasadena which one would it be? 

A bacon cheeseburger medium rare with well done fries or a bunch of politicians blowing smoke up your ass?

Tuesday Totty................

Monday, 6 January 2014

Bedtime Totty....................

Having an Amsterdam good time giving beer to alcoholics!...from TPC



Is a policy of giving beer to alcoholics in exchange for them cleaning up the streets of the city a good one? 

Is workfare, or requiring able bodied humans to do some work before they get a government entitlement, a good idea? 

Maybe one is and one isn't but which is which?

Late News.................

The Walking Dead - Great Britain Dying From Within

One scene will likely cause a riot

Israeli Arabs: We Do Not Want to Live in Palestinian State

Young white woman faces paralysis after
giving black male ride to hospital


Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine

Seven Minimum Wage Facts That Have Democrats Worried

Mainstream Media Covers Obama's Middle East Meltdown

Young white woman faces paralysis after giving black male ride to hospital

Following the money in De Blasio's horse-draw​n carriage ban

FBI quietly drops 'law enforcemen​t' as its primary mission

Gore and Kerry: The Perils of Presidential Losers

Nearly Two Thirds of 2013 Government Waste, Fraud Came from HHS

Obama’s Top Ten Resolutions for 2014

Taiwanese Intelligence Accused of Meddling in Hong Kong

Germany started the Great War, but the Left can’t bear to say so

Iraq launches air strikes on al-Qaeda

Picture Of The Day: Al Gore, On Sale

"Palestinian" Officials Spill the Beans....................from Dan Friedman

[If these were ordinary times – and they’re not – this might give Israel and USA policymakers some pause. But let’s face it, with few exceptions its falling on deaf ears. df]

[NB: Links to videos referenced in this story can be found herehere and here df]
Shevat 5, 5774, 1/6/2014
Senior member of Mahmoud Abbas' party reiterates his organization's stance: destroy Israel 'in stages'.
By Ari Soffer
As US-brokered talks between Israel and the Palestinian Authority (PA) continue, amid pressure for further territorial concessions by Israel, a senior Palestinian Authority official has told Syrian TV that any agreement will simply be the "first stage" in eradicating Israel altogether.

Pic Dump...............

It's POMO Day!......................from Rico

Gee, what perfectly 'coincidental' timing!
- Gold and Silver flash-crash right before the first POMO of 2014.

POMO. Permanent Open Market Operations.
- Short version: The FED holds down the CTRL+P keys.
- Long version: Days the FED directly injects liquidity into the paper markets (excluding bullion markets) using their Primary Dealers as frontmen.
- Legal version: The definition of RICO in an organized crime context.


Obama's "Climate Change" Lies



By Alan Caruba

The extreme cold that gripped the nation at the beginning of the year just added to the growing public dismissal of the claims that “greenhouse gas emissions” would lead to a dangerous stage of “global warming.”  Indeed, even the charlatans that have devoted decades to this hoax are now using the phrase “climate change.”

We tend not to recall what the weather was like a year ago. In May 2013, Dennis T. Avery, a senior fellow for the Hudson Institute, noted that “Lots of us are commenting on the U.S. having the second coldest spring in the official thermometer record (starting ca. 1860) and the coldest since 1975. This cold spring highlights another climate cycle that has nothing to do with carbon dioxide (CO2).”

Records of cold weather are being broken all around the nation and the world. That’s not exactly what the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has been predicting since it was set up in 1988 to get nations to sign onto the Kyoto Protocols to reduce CO2 emissions, claiming they were causing warming.

We are all going to have to pay attention to what President Obama will have to say in his forthcoming State of the Union speech and other pronouncements about “climate change” because that is going to be a major theme of his as he begins the second year of his second term. Climate change ranks right up there with “If you want to keep your healthcare plan, you can. Period.”

Last February, the Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS), an extremely liberal group, wrote Obama to say “We are inspired and gratified by your commitment to address the threat of climate change. Still gushing, they said that the “science of climate change…calls for action to swiftly and deeply reduce heat-trapping emissions and better prepare our nation for now unavoidable impacts.”

If one merely refers to “climate change” without specifically identifying it, how can the UCS be so sure that emissions from our cars, trucks, manufacturing, and of course the coal-fired plants that, until Obama arrived, provided half of all the electricity Americans need and use. To save us all from the “climate change” 150 of these plants have been closed since he took office.

To replace them, the Obama administration “invested” in a variety of wind and solar businesses, most of which promptly went bankrupt with our taxpayer funds. To get us to stop driving, Obama advocated high-speed railroads in a nation where people routinely get on an airplane to get to distant cities. Amtrak has never made a profit since it was created in 1970.

The President, however, can be counted upon to talk about “climate change” as if recent examples of it threaten our lives. The facts say something else. For example, there has been NO global warming for over 17 years. In 2013 there was a record quiet tornado season and severe tornadoes have been declining for 40 years.

Other than tropical storm Sandy in 2012, the U.S. has gone more than 8 years without a major hurricane strike and the U.S. has experienced the fewest forest fires in three decades and, over the same time period, there has been no sea level rise on the west coast of the U.S. or Canada.

In contrast, an Antarctic global warming expedition of 74 eco-tourists, certain that sea ice there was melting, was trapped by it. In the summer of 2013, all manner of yachts, sailboats, and others got trapped by sea ice while trying to sail the Northwest Passage after being told it would be free of ice. It turned out that 2013 recorded the second highest volume of sea ice ever recorded.

It’s not that the climate is not changing. The climate—measured in decades and centuries—has always changed and it does so in remarkably predictable cycles. The period between ice ages is 11.500 years. We are overdue for the next one, though we did have a mini ice age from 1300 to 1850.

All this scientific data guarantees one thing. The President is lying when he talks of “climate change” by which he means a warming cycle. He is lying when he blames it on carbon dioxide which plays no role whatever in climate change. The $7.45 billion his administration gave to 120 nations between 2010 and 2012 to cope with “climate change” was an utter waste of our taxpayer dollars. Given the nation’s $17 trillion in debt, it was money we did not have, but which added to our debt.

Recall, too, that Obama refused to negotiate with the Republican Party in 2013 when it wanted to reduce such spending, resulting in the government shutdown that was blamed on the GOP.

You can forget about “climate change”, but you should keep in mind what the President is doing to bankrupt America and deny it the production of the energy it needs as the weather gets colder.

© Alan Caruba, 2014

Bonus Totty.................

Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...................from Rico

The process that started with Janet Reno was completed under Eric dickHolder, and the Dept of Justice [read: FBI] is now the Dept of Injustice and it is fitting that they have just admitted it on their web page.
- Law enforcement? Not any longer, getting into the 'anti-terrorist' business is so much cooler and has snazzier uniforms (replete with brown shirts and riding breeches)...and it's 'safer' too, especially when the 'terrorists' are American citizens.

The "feebies" functioned much better under a cross-dressing J. Edgar Hoover than they do now under the racist and anti-American establishment currently running the show.
- Bank robbers, Radical Muslims, New Black Panthers, and Communists et al ALL just breathed a BIG collective sigh of relief. They be 'safe' now. But YOU are not, happy citizen, you're the target.




H/T Jeremy

New PGA Rules and Definitions for 2014............................

The USGA will not confirm or deny the rumor that they have changed the definition of a "bad lie"...


The golf term "bad lie" is now called "an Obama."

H/T Shelly




Beach, Beach, Beach

Monday Mopsies..............

Disturbing ad of the day - Old Spice (Video)...from TPC

This Old Spice ad was on TV yesterday and besides having absolutely no idea what the endgame is, I found it a little bit disturbing as well!

Dikembe Mutombo 1, Dennis Rodman 0, North Korea?...from TPC


Dennis Rodman, going on another trip to North Korea to play basketball, might learn something from the gif in this article featuring Dikembe Mutombo!

How much money is Michelle Obama's 50th birthday worth to you?...from TPC



If you were in a position to send Michelle Obama a 50th birthday present, would you be willing to spend $200,000 on it? As this article shows, you already did!

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Perfect Rack Rule 5 for the New Year!

Get those ta-tas while they're hot!

Simple, Free Image and File Hosting at MediaFire
See, "New Year's Rule 5."

Yeah, well, perfect tits, plus some smokin' Lea Michelle in a Brazilian ass-cut bikini.

Nice.

Don't miss those smokin' breasts and booties!

And here's to a New Year of babe blogging!

Scuzz Twittly - Keep Yer Hands Off My PBR

Caution Language H/T Old Dude

Bedtime Totty...............

Thought for the Day.............

H/T Old Dude

Sunday Prophecy Update...............from Dan Friedman

11 And the angel of the LORD said unto her: 'Behold, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son; and thou shalt call his name Ishmael, because the LORD hath heard thy affliction. 
12 And he shall be a wild ass of a man: his hand shall be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the face of all his brethren.'

 

Reuters, 1/4/2014

The Sunday Best..................

Progress notes on my "plywood gun" .... it's decision time, and do i go forward or stop?

Kurdistan Peshmerga forces not involved in Iraqi Anbar fighting

Will Obamacare Enrollments Surprise the Dissenters?

London "Peace" Festival Organized by Terrorism Advocates

The Next Frontier of Class Warfare: Income Equality
Boy, 14, arrested for killing soldier on Kirkwood bike trail

 Police ignore brutal racist attack in Virginia

The Global Warming Tipping Point is Near

 Facebook Censors the People's Cube, blocks for 12 hours

Massive forces head for Anbar province, military sources

88-year​-old veteran thrown in jail for doing...th​is?


Your Birthday Gift to Michelle

Iraqi Al Qaeda claims Lebanese bombing. 

 Southeast Asian States Deploy Conventional Submarines

Will the F-35 Live Up to the Hype?

Welcome to 2014 - the year we ignore our problems

and finally...........

 
An America That Never Was?

Kim Dotcom: The Man Behind Megaupload

In October 2013, VICE News was invited to visit the infamous tech mogul and creator of Megaupload, Kim Dotcom, at his palatial property in New Zealand. Even though Kim is under house arrest—since he's at the center of history's largest copyright case—he's still able to visit a recording studio in Auckland. So check out this brand new documentary we made at Kim's mega-mansion and in the studio where our host, Tim Pool, got to lay down some backup vocals for Kim's upcoming EDM album while talking about online surveillance, file-sharing, and Kim's controversial case

LFL AUSTRALIA | WEEK 4 | NEW SOUTH WALES SURGE vs. VICTORIA MAIDENS

Having a bad day. Micro. Macro.....................from Rico

Having a BAD day? - Cheer up, Sparky. It could be worse. The Gooberment could be running everything..... While on a MICRO-level, it wouldn't be good if you were the straight half of the depicted siamese-twin pair. On the other .....er, hand. This is also a nifty MACRO-parable of American politics today. Republican? Democrat? Samey-same. No difference. - The end result (pun intentional) is that the taxpayer 'gets it' in the end. And NOW America understands why the little Communist boy ran away from home (because he didn't like the way he was being 'reared').

Bonus Totty...................

The Other Woman | Official Trailer | 20th Century FOX

H/T Doverthere

Weather News.............




 'Polar vortex' set to bring dangerous, record-breaking cold to much of US

Let Them Eat Golf....................from Rico

So far, Barry Whatever-his-real-name-is has played 160 rounds of Golf since becoming pResident. - That's a LOT of Golf, and the number is sure to climb from here. It's simply amazing how much tangible damage he can cause in his spare time between golfing outings. Move over Antoinette, Barry-boy has "fundamentally transformed" your statement into "Let them eat Golf!"


"Throwing Jello at Bulldozers" - Wild Bill

Some Americans are discouraged by the advancing liberal agendas....Bill sends a message of encouragement.

Sunday Totty.................

Alabama Mom Leaps Over Bleachers to Attack Oklahoma Fans Who Bullied Her Son

Definitely something else.

See, "Alabama Mom Michelle Pritchett Attacks Oklahoma Fans at Sugar Bowl."