Thursday, 27 March 2014
Aviation Quotes.................
1. When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten. - Robert Livingston, "Flying The Aeronca"
2. Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day. - Layton A. Bennett
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3. Never fly the 'A' model of anything. - Ed Thompson
4. When a prang seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity, as slowly and gently as possible. - Advice given to RAF pilots during W.W.II.
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5. The Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you. - Attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot
6. A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum. - Jon McBride, astronaut
7. If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible. - Bob Hoover
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8. If an airplane is still in one piece, don't cheat on it; Ride the bastard down. - Ernest K. Gann, advice from the 'old pelican' | ||||||||||||||||||
9. Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death I Shall Fear No Evil For I Am 80,000 Feet and Climbing. - Sign over the entrance to the SR-71 operating location on Kadena
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10. You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. - Paul F. Crickmore
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11. Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you. - Richard Herman, Jr., 'Firebreak'
12. There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime. - Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970. (It was still there in 1972.)
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13.The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life to experience all three at the same time. - Author Unknown
H/T Shelly
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Israel's African Illegals: A Lesson For "Palestine?"..........................from Dan Friedman
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ZoNation Turns 5! Zo Reflects on His Years at PJTV
It's been five years of ZoNation on PJTV! The mastermind behind the one-of-a-kind rants, skits and musical parodies reflects on some of the highlights over the years. Zo also tells us the story of how he ended up at PJTV and previews his plans for the future of ZoNation.
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Late News..................
Ah, the misery that is a bachelor's life .... breakfast ....
The ‘Show’ of Support for Common Core in Georgia
US to Commit More Forces to NATO Efforts
Full Circle: Obama Defends Iraq War
"I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm": Meet Senate Hopeful Joni Ernst
CA Democrat's Alleged Arms Trafficking Scheme Linked to Islamist Rebels
Chechen al Qaeda commander, popular Saudi cleric, and an Ahrar al Sham leader spotted on front lines in Latakia
Top Obama Aide Uses Expletive in Email Subject Line
Cost of Ferrying Obama Rises Sharply
Report: F-35 Delay to Harm U.S. Warfighting Ability
Untruthful and Untrustworthy Government
Obamacare Navigators Helping People Enroll At Mexican Consulates
Obama Makes Two Major Foreign Policy Gaffes on Europe Trip
‘The cat was terrified’: Gigantic 40-cm-long ‘Ratzilla’ invades family’s apartment in Solna, Sweden
Hamid's Shadow: Karzai Confidant Takes Aim at Afghan Presidency
Is a Philippine-Vietnam Anti-China Alliance in the Making?
The political class should be terrified of Nigel Farage
Scientists believe they know where MH370 crashed
Venezuelan government takes on crossword writers in protest crackdown
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Redneck Triathlon 2014 benefitting Boot Campaign
Texas Redneck Triathlon benefitting Boot Campaign! Come try your luck at the very first triathlon event that requires NO athletic ability, and NO cardio what-so-ever!
Assemble a team of 4 and join us for a fun-filled day of excessive displays of redneckery, great fun, great food, and hopefully make some great friends along the way as well. This competition is light-hearted, yet bragging rights are still at stake as you compete to have your names etched on the famous "Chris Kyle Trophy." Each team will be paired with a combat veteran when you arrive, then you'll work your way through each of the shootin', fishin' and pasture-style-golf challenges set up by our distinguished committee. The proceeds from this unique event go directly to the benefit of our nation's truest heroes, those who have proudly served in the Armed Forces.
Date: May 31, 2014
Location: Walsh Ranch in Aledo, Tx
Hosts: Jon Bonnell, Ric Bonnell, Dan Roberts
Benificiary: Boot Campaign
Teams: 4 man team (no individual tickets sold) - $2,500
Limited to 24 teams
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A History of the Disastrous Global Warming Hoax
By Alan Caruba
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Why Texas is Booming: How Low Taxes & Small Government are Transforming the Lone Star State
"A state like this where you see so much growth and so much change...having a limited government apparatus on top of that and a robust private sector has been really good for us," says Erica Grieder, senior editor of Texas Monthly and author of the book Big, Hot, Cheap, and Right: What America Can Learn from the Strange Genius of Texas. "For the past 10 to 12 years, every economic metric you look at is better than the country as a whole—is better than what you see in most states—and is also pretty broad-based."
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SIZE MATTERS 2 - Mike Ryan - INSANE Gymkhana Style Semi Truck Drifting and JUMP
Mike Ryan presents Size Matters 2 -- a gymkhana styled video full of super-sized stunts and close quarters drifting action. Legendary stunt driver and Pikes Peak champion, Mike Ryan in the Banks Super-Turbo Castrol Freightliner, goes toe-to-toe with newcomer Daniel Leavitt on the docks of Long Beach harbor.
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News....................
Boko Haram: How a Militant Islamist Group Emerged in Nigeria
Trouble with the Law? Just Plead "Islam"
LOUISIANA - Black thugs attack white teens in Lafayette
Outspoken Israel critic said likely to replace Richard Falk as rights monitor
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Obama Investigation; New Criminal Evidence Coming
Carter: Obama may be embarrassed to discuss race issues
17 News Companies Support FOIA Lawsuit Against Michael Mann
White man killed giving refuge to black mob victim
Russian Troop Movements Near Eastern Ukraine Trigger Fears of Imminent Invasion
Thousands welcome Blue Angels at first practice of 2014
PPD: Georgia man arrested at airport after trying to steal unoccupied plane
Man wined and dined Birmingham women to get $264,000 for phony investments; now he gets 45 months in prison
Osprey tries to catch an angler's fish; 9 pound bass jumps out of water to get caught in these amazing fishing videos
Rep. Roby: "Obamacare is fundmentally flawed," links to Sebelius saying deadline won't change
Michelle Obama Tells the ChiComs How America Used to Discriminate Against People Like Her and Her Husband
Silk pillows, a Jacuzzi and an honor bar: Inside Michelle Obama's luxurious $8,400-a-night presidential suite in China
The Blues Are Back In Town: Over 25,000 Turn Out For Practice
DUI: ‘Choose Your Ride’ Vehicle Unveiled
More Sleazy Harry Reid Payments to Granddaughter
Report: Obama uses asylum as de facto amnesty
Obama’s Vatican Pit Stop
Egypt’s Gen. El-Sisi runs for president, sets up 10,000-strong crack force to defend his regime
U.S. Tactical Nuclear Arms Mission Could Shift Among NATO Jets
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No bees, no food: John Miller at TEDxUNC
Commercial beekeeper John Miller has fought to help keep our world's natural pollinators alive. "The link between plants and bees is a seductive life cycle, and for 120 years my family has kept bees," he said, describing what he believes is the best job ever. However, over the last 70 years, America has lost half of its bee colonies due to their inability to find pasture, the increasing harm from pesticide and the viral predator bug, the verroa destructor. He came to TEDxUNC to remind us- no bees, no food.
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Flying Wisdom...............
Sage Advice for Flyers
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Flying Rules to Live By
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
4. The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Shit".
5.Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
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6. Progress in airline flying: Now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.
7, Airspeed, altitude or brains: Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
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8. A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication.
9.I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.
10.We have a perfect record in aviation: we never left one up there!
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11.If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter - and unsafe.
12. Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.
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13. Navy carrier pilots to Air Force pilots: Flaring is like squatting to pee.
14. Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding it.
15.What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
16.If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.
H/T Shelly
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Political Brain Drain: Are All Politicians Stupid, or Just American Politicians?
Trifecta continues its examination of American political stupidity by asking whether all politicians are stupid, or just the ones in the United States. British politicians, irrespective of party, appear witty and well-informed. So what is wrong with American politicians like Joe Biden, who seem so dumb that they have become late night comedy laugh lines? Find out.
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Is housing about to hit the shi--er again?...from TPC/HAS
It seems as if the stock market, particularly some of the higher flying NASDAQ stocks, have hit a brick wall and turned down.
While that may or may not be short-lived, could the same thing be happening in the housing market?
Read at HAS here.
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
What Obama can do to Punish the Russians........................
Much has been said about what Obama should do to hurt the Russian economy. To me the plan is simple:
1) ban the use of coal in Russia,
2) mandate that Russia goes on Obamacare,
3) don't allow any drilling on Russian public land,
4) have the EPA pass rulings on Russian business,
5) re-define the full time Russian work week to 30 hrs,
6) raise the Russian minimum wage,
7) mandate overtime pay for gov’t employees.
8) Demand the Russian Government pay free Welfare benefits to un-qualified Citizens and Illegal immigrants.
I could go on but I guarantee these measures would bring the Russia economy to its knees; it has been working in the U. S. since 2009.
H/T Shelly
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