H/T Doverthere
Thursday, 4 October 2018
[D] Avenatti-Swetnik 2020?........from Rico
Let's face it, the Democrats are no longer the party of Truman or JFK, they are out of ideas and have gone full Marxist (redundancy unavoidable).
- They are dead as a national political party, and can only brow-beat, bully, bray, and resort to Antifa tactics to even be noticed.
That being the case, why NOT run a ticket like Avenatti-Swetnik 2020?
- Or, consider a three-way ticket...Avenatti-Stormy-Swetnik in 2020? We know Avenatti has 'tastes' that fit, and Swetnik we have just learned has liked 'three-ways' since her high school days, and Stormy? Well, this whole thing is playing out like one of the plots from an adult film of hers.
Just imagine the campaign ads!
- When the pizza delivery boy (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Kavanaugh) is met at the door by Stormy, she says she 'doesn't have enough money to pay for the pizza.'
- Stormy asks room mate Swetnik if she has any money? The reply is "no, but maybe we can work 'something else' out?" [note: Cheesy porno music starts playing in the background]
And the viewing audience doesn't notice that "just like that, nobody was talking about Russian collusion."
Wednesday, 3 October 2018
2018 Red Wave, Blue Grave.........from Rico
We have watched the Democrats in the wake of their 2016 loss go from dumb with grief, to delusional, and then to demented...but watching their destructive behavior during the Kavanaugh debacle they created it's as if the despicable elements of the Democrat party of today collectively said "here, hold my beer and watch this!"
- When even notoriously spineless and nutless RINO's have had enough Democrat horse shit and speak out, what do you think people with enough sense not to voluntarily associate with lawyers and politicians make of all this?
Yeah, the same willing fools and witting liars that were telling everyone that Hillary had a 99% chance of winning in 2016 are telling anyone who's still listening to them that there is going to be a Blue Wave this November. A well intended word of advice:
- Step away from the crack pipe, dumbasses.
Bookending Avenatti with Foghorn Leghorn..............from Rico
Sure looks like the "yolk's" on Avenatti's attempt to gang-rape reality.
- It will not be possible for those of a certain age to notread these very pertinent Foghorn Leghorn quotes without doing so in his voice.
Just consider these two quotes to be the 'bookends' to the official response from Chief Counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee to the obviously knuckle-headed Avenatti.
- Read this first: "I say stop it boy, you're doin' a lot of choppin' but no chips are flyin'..."
- Read this afterward: "Look sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet of yours?"
BREAKING NEWS: Shock new Democrat Kavanaugh Claim......... from Rico
BREAKING NEWS!
The Democrats have just announced startling, even shocking, new revelations that are sure to scupper any chances Kavanaugh can be confirmed to the Supreme Court!
The claim: At some time undetermined, at some location unidentified, and not witnessed by anyone, but twue because they are saying it: Brett Kavanaugh left the toilet seat up.
- Speculation has already begun that this incident may not be the only one, and that it may even be related to his admitted fondness for drinking beer.
In uncharacteristic 'lockstep' every Senator of Dubious...er, Democrat persuasion has called for an immediate and never-ending, in-depth, FBI investigation ad nauseum of what they term "a very serious matter."
- Throwing their personal, professional, and public credibility behind this allegation, Presidential candidate hopefuls Senators Booker (D), Harris (D) and Flake (D) helpfully offered that 'they sit to pee.' Vice DNC Chair Keith X. Ellison joined them with his own "me too" statement.
If you do not VOTE in five weeks to close the toilet lid on the Democrats, then you deserve everything they have already said they intend to do to you.
- For not-insane or stupid voters, maybe you'll deserve it not so much, but you'll be vigorously screwed along with everyone else anyway...
Having goals is important...........frim Rico
having 'goals' is important, and I think old Atticus has set a standard I can aspire to...
Who 'needs' the NFL?...........from Rico
There are so many more interesting and entertaining things to 'do & view' than a bunch of over-paid, low-IQ felons pretending to be SJW's...
Tuesday, 2 October 2018
Leave the driving to Google?.........from Rico
Leave the driving to Google? They are at the forefront of autonomous (self-driving) vehicles.
- Uh, no thanks! I trust Google even less than I do the government...
To put in plainly, YOU are either the vehicle's driver, or you are NOT.
- If you are not in control of your vehicle, then you are merely the 'stuffing' inside a vehicular turducken...and an expensive one at that.
Thanks to the nanny state and her minions, the automotive industry has moved backwards in style since 1970 and ahead in cost. Way ahead!
- And they have suckered the suckers into not only paying for it, but accepting the idea.
That's not my NFL..........from Rico
Weak four of the NFL season and sentient life forms wonder if the NFL is smoking bad crack?
Continuing their Mensa-genius effort to drive away audiences in both the stands and on TV, they rolled-out a 'flag' which prompted a sports announcer to comment "that's not my flag" and any remaining NFL fans to wonder WTF?
- As a self-admitted "I'll never be a fan of the NFL" type, I can understand anyone - fan or not - asking "WTF NFL?" after this stunt, and I expect many to join me in saying "that's not my NFL"and watching the Lingerie Football League instead.
Monday, 1 October 2018
Kavanaugh Kabal: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.............from Rico
Let's see, hot on the heels of Sen Flake being a flake re: the Kavanaugh Klown Kabal, what has happened?
- Kavanaugh Accuser#4 has been referred to the FBI for felony criminal prosecustion [read: lying to the Senate].
- Kavanaugh Accuser#1's D.. Attorneys will face a DC BAR investigation.
- Kavanaugh Konspirator Sen ChiFi is to be investigated for her 'leak' of a conficential letter from Accuser#1.
Next up?
- Maxine Waters staff for DOXXING GOP members of the Judiciary during the Judiciary hearings.
Not to be forgotten:
- Kavanaugh Accuser#3 [gang-rape girl] AND her self-declared candidate for president 2020 hisself, scumbag porn lawyer Avenatti.
And these won't be the last.
- Sing along to Bachman Turner Overdrive with me:
"You ain't seen nothing yet...here's something that you're never gonna forget..."
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