T for Texas .....................from Rico

Thank God for Texas!

- They are seriously looking at building their own border wall between Texas and Mexico, since the US Congress seems to be incapable and dysfunctional in doing so.

 

Why do I say 'seems' you ask?

- Because the same Soros that was largely behind (and funded) the rapefugee transfer of population from Africa to displace EUropeans is behind the US Congressional 'failure' [read: refusal] to act on the matter.

 

Yes, George the former Nazi Collaborator and possibly the best-heeled America-hater on the planet [think: $$$$$] funds and 'owns' the Democrat party today, and funds the foreign invasion-mob-caravans from South of the US border.

- Democrats must obey, or Daddy Buck$ spanks...

 

So I reiterate. Thank God for Texas which has effectively said 'all y'awl' can go to Hell, this is Texas!

- Wall? Stand aside you tinhorn tenderfoot's and watch this, pilgrim!!!

H/T Doverthere

H/T HJB

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Socialist Immortality..................from Rico

Stupid springs eternal.

- I refer to the 'hopium' of Socialism.

 

Despite the abject failure of the socialist Mayflower Compact (1622) of the Plymouth colony, plus over 100 years of contemporary modern history, the wrongheaded 'mayflower' of Socialism refuses to die.

 

So, too, apparently does the flaming leftist heroine RBG aka Ginsdrunk of the SCOTUS. Have the current Socialists of the American Left deemed her immortal now?

- Over two months with no pictures, interviews, appearances...ad nauseum, one wonders IF she is so incapacitated and debilitated to the point she needs to be immediately replaced? Stat!

 

I personally am of the opinion that Ruth is effectively Tango Uniform but has been 'covered for' and publicly made to disappear by the selfsame Swamp Creatures who I also suspect of having literally 'disappeared' both Breitbart and Scalia...but that's just me being untrusting of the lying, murderous scumbags I know the Left to actually be behind their smiley-face masks.

- Leftists can not be trusted, ever...unless it's trusting that they will (a) fuck you from behind and (b) at their first opportunity. SCOTUS seats not exclusive to this allegory.

 

 

H/T Doverthere

All Quiet on the 2020 Democratic Front................from Rico

Earl's allusion to the Democrat 2020 field as a beauty contest is apt, if you can consider anything or anyone Socialist in any context other than "what a beaut!"

- But that said, I much prefer the idea Katczinsky had in Erich Remarque's "All Quiet on the Western Front":

 

Put them in a muddy field "...Then in their underwear and armed with clubs, [they] can have it out on themselves. Whoever survives...wins."

H/T Doverthere

Let's 'talk' about RuSSian Collu$ion...................from Rico

After two+ years (and how many millions of wasted tax dollars, and how many fake 'we got 'im this time' breathless 'news' stories) of Mueller's doing 'the Curly Shuffle' isn't it about damned time we talked about the REAL Russian Collusion and NOT the faux version which was manufactured to serve as a distraction for knuckleheads [think: Hey Moe! Look at the grouse!]?

 

After more Leftist nyuck-nyuck-nyuck's and ruff-ruff's than ever should have to be suffered by sentient and reasonably sane people, the hands that were actually IN the Ru$$ian Collu$ion 'cookie jar' still need to be punished and held to account.

- Slapped, too. Hard.

H/T Doverthere

To the moon Nancee.................from Rico

I doubt very many still recall Jacky "The Great One" Gleason's shtik 'To the moon Alice. To the moon!' from his TV series "The Honeymooner's" as character Ralph Cramden.

- I do.

 

While a gentleman never strikes a woman, there ARE some moments when they richly deserve a good shot to the chops for having gone too far.

- I've seen that sudden realization in their eyes a few times:

- 'Oops! Guess I went too far with that.' 

followed almost immediately with a look of relief

- 'Well, he won't hit me...even if I do deserve it.'

 

Even IF it precludes my ever holding elected office, I have to freely admit here that when I look at that Smvg Cvnt aka Nancee Pelosi the first thing that comes to mind is 'The Great One's' "To the moon Nancee. To the moon!"

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Humongous Honkers: Devin Brugman in Leopard Bikini

See, "Devin Brugman in Leopard Bikini."

BONUS: "Bikini blogger rocks boob spill of EPIC proportions in mind-blowing exposé: DEVIN Brugman let her ample assets roam free when she hit the beach."

She's got the biggest, brownest, most fabulous honkers of any bikini babe out there, man.

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Texan Marxists in Congress................from Rico

Once upon a time, there was a place known as Texas. It had a city called Houston.

- Houston today has three Representatives to Congress. All three of them Democrats, and all three very much beloved by the Communist Party USA (CP-USA) who considers them to be "Progressive Marxists" who are 'leading the struggle' in Congress.

 

It has been asked and/or opined by some if-and/or-why the Congressional Rep's from Houston were all dumb as rocks? [I speak here of Democrats Sheila Jackson-lee, Al Green, and Sylvia Garcia...as does the CP-USA website, btw]

- These three are "all hat, and no cattle" in Texan parlance, but they are full of Communism and whatever 'hats' they wear have Red Stars upon them...not the Lone Star of Texas.

 

Q: Dumb as rocks?

A: Progressive Marxists aka Democrats.

 

Sam Houston and the other true Texans, heros all, must be spinning in their graves...

Dyslexia and the crayons that were never eaten..................from Rico

If you have a DD214 you have probably 'heard' about the horse that was never ridden, the river that was never crossed, and the reason why.

 

How about "the crayons that were never eaten?" and the result. [think: Dyslexia D-NY...]

 

When idiots elect idiots, this is exactly what you get.

 

 

Alexis Ren Braless Nipple Pokies in Tight 'Wife-Beater' Tank Top While Drinking Morning Coffee

Hey, what a way to start the day!

See, "Scrumptious Alexis Ren Nipple Pokies in Tight Bralesss 'Wife-Beater' Tank Top While Drinking Morning Coffee."

Tight nice naturals on that wench, dang!

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Dyslexia's 'Green' Crazy Train to Hawaii................from Rico

The Left's 'decorative' Champagne Socialist and comrade Climate Communist Dyslexia actually donned 'decorative' eyeglasses to look smarter as she proposed a stunningly idiotic [read: retarded] plan called the Green New Deal.

- Yup!  Nothing says 'I'm smart enough to be in Congress' like a scheme to get rid of airplanes and build bullet trains to Hawaii like a good set of spectacles.

 

Speaking of spectacles, here is Dyslexia crying because her bank account isn't yet 'green' enough from this latest 'progressive' scam.

- This is called transfer of wealth, from the taxpayer to the political parasites aka tax-spenders.

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Suspicious Van

Pelosi's Progress*...............from Rico

This may seem hard to believe, but Nancy Pelosi is actually making some 'progress'...

- Wut? You may rightly exclaim in disbelief, questioning the efficacy of both Botox and her Alzheimer's medication.

 

But it's twue, it's TWUE!

- Nancy has gone from the monicker 'crumbs' Pelosi to an entirely new one...'handjob' Pelosi.

 

Sounds about right: Nancy 'Handjob' Pelosi...

 

Apologies here: The mere suggestion of Nancy offering a 'tug job' probably needed a food & beverage warning, but I was both laughing too hard and 'hearing' Clarence Carter sing his classic song Strokin' "...I be strokin'..." so here's an 'earworm' for you as compensation for my deplorableness!

 

*Not to be cornfused with John Bunyan's 1678 allegory "The Pilgrim's Progress" since Nancy is leading the Democrats (C) in reverse order from the celestial city to perdition.