Online Orgasmic Simulation. Try it. You know you want to.
H/T Peter Gunn
Thursday, 23 October 2008
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
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Zimbabwe's Economy in a Nutshell....
.. this is what happens when you elect a marxist president.
H/T Mark Scott
Security Questions for Voters
Q. What is America 's first line of missile interceptor defense that
protects the entire United States ?
A. 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.
Q. What is the only National Guard Unit on permanent active duty?
A. 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.
Q. Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49^th Missile Defense Battalion
of Alaska National Guard?
A. Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska
Q. What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on highly classified military
issues, homeland security and counter terrorism?
A. Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska
Q. What U.S. governor has a higher classified security rating than
either candidate of the Democrat Party?
A. Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska
Q. Oh my! What will we ever do? Obama told us she is too unqualified to act if we came under attack. So, what will we do?
A. Call Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright, and Rev. Pfleger and ask them to pray for President Obama to talk to the attackers and ask them to please stop.
H/T Shelly
Wow...
Soldiers with Charlie Battery, 1-377 FA fire an M198, 155mm howitzer during a recent combined live-fire exercise.
1st I.D. "Viper Company" - Korengal Valley, Afghanistan Pt1.....
...not sure revealing the number of troops in the outpost is very clever.
Light News...
Pound plunges after Bank of England governor Mervyn King declares: 'We ARE in a recession'. Nice of him to notice.
House prices 'to plummet by 35%' - the biggest ever fall in Britain. More panic spreading headlines.
Bali bombers to be beheaded. The 'Sword of Justice' in action.
George Osborne snared in money trap. Naive fool.
Obama lawyers aim stop repeat of Florida fiasco. Morelike supervising the vote rigging.
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Poverty in the Netherlands.....
...just a taste of what welfare under Obama might look like.
H/T W Heppe
Notice to All Employees......just in case.
As of November 5, 2008, IF President Obama is officially elected to office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”
2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn't apply to us.
4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's “good to spread the wealth.” Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic.”
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free foodstamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!
If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.
H/T Shelly
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Light News....
Who Actually Votes? by Alan Caruba.
Iraqi forces detain seven Iranian agents in Iraq. By Bill Roggio. (H/T DJ Elliott)
Britain's freedoms under threat from 'Big Brother security state', warns Director of Public Prosecutions. No S**t.
Cleric Omar Bakri sparks terror alert after claiming X Factor is 'anti Muslim'. Wouldn't know. Never watch it.
Swimming with tigers. Cool.
Zimbabwe opposition members boycott power-sharing summit. And? Just what Mugabe wants.
Hillary Clinton to star in Barack Obama's final White House push. She will lose him votes. Maybe that is why she is doing it.
LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH...
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'
Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'
H/T Killem
Meet William Ayres.....
He is a close friend and personal confidant of Barack Obama. Ayres financed Obama's entry into the wonderful world of radical south-Chicago politics. Obama's Illinois State Senate campaign was kicked off at a party at Ayres' home. Ayres admitted to membership in a radical anti-government group called the Weather Underground, admitted to bombing the Pentagon as part of a protest plot to overthrow the U.S. Government, and admitted to aiding in the bombing of a police station resulting in slain police officers. On 9-11, in direct response to the World Trade Center attacks he told a reporter that he is proud of what he did, and that he 'should have done more .'
H/T Shelly
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Monday, 20 October 2008
Article of the Day....
Nice to see Zimbabwe getting some coverage in the US. Driven from land in Zimbabwe, couple in their 50s seize opportunity in N.C.
H/T Your Daily Paine
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