1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don't have to share
19. You don't have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbours.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.
24. You don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore.
25. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm pregnant" factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.
34. You don't have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.
39. No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying "what?" or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.
45. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.
46. There's only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away... forever.
51. You don't have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole "old maid" thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don't even have to hide it!)
57. You don't have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).
68. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need to make more money."
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.
72. You don't have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.
77. You don't have to deal with someone else's kids all the time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing."
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone "right now!"
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.
92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)
H/T DML
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
The Big List Of The Benefits Of Bachelorism
News.....
Hillary Clinton Threatens to Cut Intelligence Sharing With UK. I wasn't aware that she had any intelligence!!
Bombs killed 8 as mine-proof army trucks sat on tarmac. Another MoD balls up.
Jeremy Clarkson in hot water again after sparking complaints over Polish World War II joke. Clarkypoos in trouble again with this.....
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sworn in as president of Iran. Nothing good will come of this.
Except a re-run of this: Israeli raid on Osiraq reactor.
US journalists released from North Korea: Bill Clinton did not issue apology. Grovelled more like.
Australians urged to eat camels not cull them. McHumpy and fries.
Hezbollah stockpiles 40,000 rockets near Israel border. They are asking for trouble.
Afghanistan helicopters may get extra armour — after they arrive. Is there a single brain cell in the MoD.
and finally....
Philanderer suffers superglued penis. Another 'Clinton' story!!
Who knew that librarians could be so hot?
The 65th Anniversary of D-Day on the Normandy Beaches....
The Denver Post has many more pics.
H/T Canis 61
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Video: WOLF PACK IN RAMADI IRAQ
THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW THE WOLFPACK HUNTED FOR BURIED IED'S IN THE CITY OF RAMADI.
Irreplaceable...Michelle.........from Rico
Michelle's Replacement
Replacing Michelle in Chicago
At the top right hand corner of Page 17 of the New York Post of January 24th, 2009, was a short column entitled "Replacing Michelle" in the National Review "The Week" column. Here it is, word for word, as it appeared:
Some employees are simply irreplaceable. Take Michelle Obama:
The University of Chicago Medical center hired her in 2002 to run "programs for
community relations, neighborhood outreach, volunteer recruitment, staff
diversity and minority contracting".
In 2005, the hospital raised her salary from $120,000 to $317, 000 nearly
twice what her husband made as a Senator.
Oh, did we mention that her husband had just become a US Senator? He sure
had. And that he immediately requested a $1 million earmark for the UC
Medical Center, in fact?... You betcha by golly.. He surely did. Way to
network Michelle!
But now that Mrs. Obama has resigned, the hospital says her position will
remain unfilled. How can that possibly be??? Especially if the work she did
was vital enough to be worth $317,000?
Oh, by the way, let me add that Michelle's position was a part time, 20
hour week job at $317,000.00 per year !! . And to think they were critical
of Blagoyovich's wife for taking $100,000 in fuzzy real estate commission.
Question is how this bit of quid pro quo corruption escaped the sharp
reporters that dug through Sarah Palin's garbage and kindergarten files?
COMING HOME
Laura Ling and Euna Lee, the two American journalists sentenced to 12 years hard labor in North Korea, are on their way back to the United States, thanks to the efforts of President Bill Clinton.
Click here for analysis on North Korean attempts to exploit this event, and Bill Clinton's efforts to thoroughly negate the Communist propaganda photo-op.
Whatever you gotta say, whatever it takes - as long as there's no strings attached - to get your people back. 
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
ETERNAL VIGILENCE DOWN UNDER
. . . paid off this time, thankfully:
Australian police thwarted a suicide terrorist plot in which extremists with ties to an Al Qaeda-linked Somali Islamist group planned to conduct an armed assault on a military base and open fire with automatic weapons until they were shot dead themselves.
"Details of the planning indicated the alleged offenders were prepared to inflict a sustained attack on military personnel until they themselves were killed," police said.
More at STORMBRINGER
Not doctors, but..........from Rico
Our First Comrade is NOT a doctor, but he and Congress (mostly lawyers) know what is best for us!
- You do not agree? Well, they do not care whether you do or not.
Health Care "reform" by them? Personally, I don't think so...American citizenship is NOT a suicide pact, and I'm just not buying into this whole 'mandatory euthanasia' death-cult thing being promoted by the Democrats (C) ...and we MUST hurry! Rush-rush-hurry-HURRY!
- These morons deserve a 'rush' all right....the bum's rush!
Dr. Barry Oborkian. Has a nice ring to it. Sure wish he and the rest of his lot would play doctors on TV where they couldn't do any real damage!
“IT’s TIME FOR THE US TO DECLARE VICTORY AND GO HOME"
COLONEL REESE’s MEMO
Col. Timothy R. Reese, Chief, Baghdad Operations Command Advisory Team, MND-B - an adviser to the Iraqi military’s Baghdad command - has written a controversial memorandum detailing Iraqi military weaknesses in scathing language, including corruption, poor management and the inability to resist Shiite political pressure. Extending the American military presence beyond August 2010, he argues, will do little to improve the Iraqis’ military performance while fueling growing resentment of Americans.
HEADS UP!!! Members of Team STORMBRINGER will recall Operator Erik's warning:"BLOODSHED WITHIN 30 DAYS" - posted 27 July 09
I present this analysis based on the legitimacy of the source, and his valid position to express the conclusions stated in the memo. I do not wish to present myself as a Polyanna or a Cassandra, but we have certainly reached a timely juncture - one of several encountered over the years. A General must avoid seige operations at all cost - Iraq for us has represented a giant seige on a national level, since a few days after the fall of Baghdad. We perservered through the dark days and have endured heavy bloodletting. We have lifted the seige, apparently, and now may be a rare opportunity to break contact - Sean Linnane
Read COL Reese's incredibly insightful ground-based analysis at STORMBRINGER
Repost: Afghanistan – (with apologies to Kipling) by Peej.
When you’re lying alone in your Afghan bivvy,
And your life it depends on some MOD civvie
When the body armour’s shared (one set between three),
And the firefight’s not like it is on TV,
Then you’ll look to your oppo, your gun and your God,
As you follow that path all Tommies have trod.
When the gimpy has jammed and you’re down to one round,
And the faith that you’d lost is suddenly found.
When the Taliban horde is close up to the fort,
And you pray that the arty don’t drop a round short.
Stick to your sergeant like a good squaddie should,
And fight them like satan or one of his brood
Your pay it won’t cover your needs or your wants,
So just stand there and take all the Taliban’s taunts
Nor generals nor civvies can do aught to amend it,
Except make sure you’re kept in a place you can’t spend it.
Three fifty an hour in your Afghani cage,
Not nearly as much as the minimum wage.
Your missus at home in a foul married quarter
With damp on the walls and a roof leaking water
Your kids miss their mate, their hero, their dad;
They’re missing the childhood that they should have had
One day it will be different, one day by and by,
As you all stand there and watch, to see the pigs fly
Just like your forebears in mud, dust and ditch
You’ll march and you’ll fight, and you’ll drink and you’ll bitch
Whether Froggy or Zulu, or Jerry, or Boer
The Brits will fight on ‘til the battle is over.
You may treat him like dirt, but nowt will unnerve him
But I wonder sometimes, if the country deserves him.
Peej 2008.
The Sun newspaper has printed this today following our original posting on July 1
see it HERE.
A sad day for Tennis and Men ...!
Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
The 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
H/T HJB
Roast Beef Recipe........
For people who know who Gracie Allen was (and some who can simply appreciate a good recipe.)
Gracie Allen’s Classic Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef
Take the two roasts and put them in the oven.
When the little one burns, the big one is done.
H/T DML
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News flash: Change back to 1932!!......................from Rico
Well how about that CHANGE huh?
US Tax revenues have dropped to their lowest since 1932, the worst year of the great Depression. Impressive work Team Obama!!
Meanwhile, back at the farm-ranch-home front, the REAL villains are putting the full court press on their increasingly skeptical serfs that another few trillion to completely FUBAR their health care and insurance system is not only a really good idea, but it must be done NOW for their own good [read: before anyone concludes that all of these super government wheels of cheese have to be paid for and that taxes are going to HAVE to go up!]
- It was no 'mistake' that Larry Summers (Chief economic advisor to the first Comrade) and timmy "TurboTax" Geithner (the first Comrade's Secretary of the Treasury) were floating the news that yet another Obama campaign promise was swirling the porcelain....that the "not one dime in new taxes" for the middle class had become "a tax increase for the middle class" [read: we can't rule that out; we'll have to do what we have to do].
It only took about six months, but the lunatics look like they have a serious shot at bankrupting the asylum!
- And you're a fool if you don't conclude that is part of the 'BIG' game plan being concealed from the ignorati.
You could not have done a better job of wrecking the U.S. economy than if you had put karl Marx in charge of it!
- Wait! Thanks to the fiddy-two percenters, it looks like that's exactly what has been done!
For all of you who wanted CHANGE, here are two items:
- TAXES are going way way UP.
- Obama is NOT your friend you Ofay mofo's.
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Lame...............from Rico
I always thought the Leftards a bit "lame" ...but when a respected magazine like the Economist refers to Obama as a 'lame duck' after only six months, it not only seals-the-deal that our own domestic MSM are lapdogs to the Democratic (C) Ministry of Truth, but assures me there ARE still sane people out there.
We'll doubtless survivie this exceedingly "lame" President. He may cripple and "lame" America, but we WILL survive the like of him...but I wonder whether our ancestors will curse us for our allowing him to do so.
When 'the Joker' Obama posters start appearing on the Left coast (I think the first were spotted in a Kali-foh-nia city) where Harry Pelosi isn't radical enough for them, you know there is trouble brewing in paradise!!
STORMBRINGER's BOOKSHELF
This is what I'm reading right now - or rather, this is what I'm RE-reading - I first read this EXCELLENT treatise on Leadership back in the early 90's. I still soldier by the tenets I gleaned from it then. - S.L.
ATTILA (406-53 A.D.), King of the Huns (433-453 A.D.)
Attila was a member of the ruling family of the Huns, a nomadic Asian people who spread from the Caspian steppes throughout the Roman Empire in search of global conquest. By A.D. 432, the Huns had gained so much power that they were receiving a large annual tribute from Rome.
By A.D. 451, Attila's army consisted of 700,000 warriors, and was intent on ransacking Rome itself. The Huns had a reputation for cruelty and barbarism that was not undeserved. They ate their meat raw (often human flesh), had little use for virgins, and possessed a strong appetite for murder and mayhem. No one could look Attila in the eyes, not even any of his 400 wives.
(My kind of guy! - S.L.)
Read about THE LESSONS OF ATTILA at STORMBRINGER.
Our Ladies of Imbecility
How Do I Condemn Thee? Let me count the ways.
A frequent refrain at Washington Rebel is that there is no meaner S.O.B. than a Warm, Fuzzy Liberal. A few minutes of this video shows you what we're up against: ignorance, derision (Republicans are "right-wingers"), a relentless, propagandistic shutting out the opposition -- they seem to relish their stupidity.
Beautiful Michelle has been Mobbed before. She makes me proud to be a "right-winger." Shall we goose step?
Monday, 3 August 2009
Fwench Health Care...from Rico
Lovely. Wonderful. HUGE deficits in gov't-run programs/enterprises does NOT surprise me one bit.
Hmmmm. Maybe THIS is also part of the "change" game plan, however? Spend so much money that we do not have and ObamaCare won't have to spend as much money as planned convincing people that suicide is painless....er, I mean [as Slow Joe Biden might put it] EUTHANASIA IS PATRIOTIC.
We can look forward to a health care system equal to Cuba's and funded by an economy and currency equal to Zimbabwe's. Oh, yay.
Change, you can believe it!
