Theo Spark

Thursday, 31 December 2009

News.......

Why Tanks are an Iraqi Army Priority by DJ Elliott

Defeating Full-Body Scanners (what a waste of money!)

The left flushes europe down the toilet ... the coming suicide of europe.

Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs: Abdulmutallab 'BS-ing' al Qaeda Ties

Iraq hostages: Peter Moore's kidnapping 'masterminded by Iran'

Taliban responsible for deaths of 8 'CIA agents' in Afghanistan

Barack Obama gets an 'F' for protecting Americans

China may build Middle East naval base

UK ship taken by Somali pirates was sailing without naval escort

Detroit terror attack: fears over wave of al-Qaeda syringe bomb attacks

US considers Yemen military strikes over air plot

Half of UK’s new armoured vehicles in Afghanistan out of service

Yale Wimps Out Again

Video: Redneck Turkey Hunting

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For the children............from Rico

The years of a Democrat(C)-controlled Congress have sure been fun.

Little did anyone know (at the time) that when Nancy Pelosi uttered those now famous words "it's for the children" she was talking about the DEBT they would be leaving for the children.

Wonderful inheritence to leave for the kids. Swell job, Congress!

Love 'ya.....

Video: India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony

H/T Bob C

MONGOL

Scenes from the movie . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Bedtime Totty.........

Fun at the Range

More at DoubleTapper

THE SYSTEM DIDN'T FAIL

. . . and I'm the Easter Bunny . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER

Cartoon Round Up....

IDF Shooters

Full article at DoubleTapper

H/T Nebraska Bob

Seriously WTF!!!

H/T DML

Heidi Has Nice Bum.....

25 Hottest Women of 2009

'Twas the Night After Redneck Christmas

'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,
the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler.
The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys,
and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy.
The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife,
the worst Christmas they said, that they'd had in their life.
My wife couldn't argue and neither could I,
so I watched TV and my wife, well, she just cried.
When out in the yard the dog started barkin',
I stood up and looked and I saw ol' Sheriff Larkin.
He yelled, " Roy I am sworn to uphold the laws,
and I got a complaint here from a feller named Claus."
I said, "Claus, I don't know nobody named Claus,
and you ain't taking me in without probable cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night."
I said, "That might have been me, just what's he look like."
The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller,
with a big beer gut belly, that shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.
"He sports a long beard, and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "Sheriff that sounds like my wife's sister, Sherri."
"It's no time for jokes Roy ," the Sheriff he said.
"The man I'm describing in dressed all in red.
"I'm here for the truth now, it's time to come clean.
Tell me what you've done, tell me what you have seen."
Well I started to lie then I thought what the hell --
it wouldn't be the first time I've spent New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it happened last night about ten,
and I thought that my wife had been drinking again."
"When she walked in from work she was as white as a ghost.
I thought maybe she had seen one of them UFO's.
"But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown over her head,
and stopped on the roof of our good neighbour Red.
"Well I ran outside to look and the sight made me shudder,
a freezer full of venison standing right on Red's gutter.
"Well my hands were a shakin' as I grabbed me my gun,
when outta Red's chimney this feller did run.
"And slung on his back was this bag over flowin'.
I thought he stolen Red's stuff while he was out bowling'.
"I yelled, 'Drop it fat boy, put yer hands in the air!'
But he went about his business like he hadn't a care.
"So I popped a warning shot right over his head.
But he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled.
"And as he flew off I heard him exhort,
'That's assault with intent Roy , I'll see ya in court!'"

H/T Kenneth

30 Years of Sexy Ladies: Semi Final 2

VOTE HERE

A Proper Billboard.......

WTF!!!

Cool Blogging Location..........

My Dog.........

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. Hos meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Moses, my dog is a Democrat.

H/T Shelly

Reason TV: Worst. Decade. Ever.

Video: Compare The Meerkat Film Trailer

The 'recovery' continues to........from Rico

The 'recovery' continues to accomplish failure.
- Just switch between channels and listen to the talking financial heads debate (all teleprompter readers like someone else who is an economics expert you know) how much, how fast.

Several things HAVE inarguably been accomplished, however.
- The 'peddling' of American debt-gone-parabolic to offshore/foreign holders.
- While you were sleeping, Washington & Co. mugged you by emptying your pockets and then stole your liberty for good measure.

Pockets already feeling empty? Unless you're one of the few getting a hefty bonus for wrecking the economy, you're likely overtaxed, out of work, or soon will be.

Wednesday Wenches.............

Tuesday, 29 December 2009

Hot Shot............

Dedicated to Neptunus Lex who we haven't linked to in a while. Which we regret.

Bedtime Totty.........

H/T I suck at golf

NEWS OF THE WEIRD

Hippo Eats Dwarf in Freak Circus Accident

Check it out . . . . . . . . . .

STORMBRINGER

Wow............

Isn't the internet fun..........

I am watching series one of JAG which we never got over here. You too can see it at

Video: Ray Stevens - We The People

H/T Canis 61

Cartoon Round Up....

15 Sexy Back to School Motivators

Nice one........

H/T DML

What's the most useful word in the English language?

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

H/T DML

Newsflash............

Bonus Babe and Sexpert...........

ASK STELLA VIDAL

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don’t smoke or drink
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes
10. Don’t need a ‘gazillion’ dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

H/T DML

Ahhhhhhhhh.........

H/T Steve

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of shivering in subzero temperatures and several close encounters with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,

"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated
or not!"

H/T Peter Gunn