Light News....

Eating one sausage a day raises cancer risk by 20 per cent, warn experts. Oh crap! My butcher makes the best sausages in Norfolk if not Britain and they are all meat ulike the garbage you buy in supermarkets.

MPs 'aim to claim as much as they can', admits ex-minister. MP's should be unpaid. They should do it for 'Love of Country'.

Muslims outnumber Catholics across the world for the first time. Catholics had better start 'making like rabbits'!!


























Minister warns Brown: 'You're out of touch'. Soon to be out the door.

Zimbabwe announces first election results. The vote rigging seems to be working well!!

Gagging order for families of servicemen killed in Iraq Hercules crash. The MOD trying to cover it's own ass at the expense of the truth.

Trail of unpaid bills casts doubt on Hillary Clinton's finances. The Clinton's finances have always been 'doubtful'!!