The Sunday Best.....

Mahdi Army taking significant casualties in Baghdad, South. As usual they are getting their asses kicked. This time we must keep going until they are destroyed.

Fury of BBC over Cameron's £250m bid to end its public service monopoly. Time the BBC stood on it's own two feet.

Farce of the recycled waste Britain exports thousands of miles. It is about all we do export. How far we have fallen.

More carthorse than racehorse ... the Aga Khan's £100m yacht. Built in Britain!!!

Hugo Chavez, the Richard and Judy tyrant who has brought Marxism back from its grave. Someone drop a bomb on him.

New Iraq receiving baptism of fire in Basra. It is time that Iran got 'baptised'.

Morgan Tsvangirai claims victory in Zimbabwe. He can claim what he likes but until someone puts a bullet in Mugabe he isn't going anywhere.

Drugs, desertion leave Army short of soldiers. Dealing drugs should carry the death penalty.

The 'weekend warriors' risking their lives. The Government is trying to fight a war on the cheap. They must be held to account.

American caught having sex with picnic table. And I thought the hole in the was for the sun shade!!

A Euro-army is fantasy land. We need our American ally. And this was in the Guardian. When the anti-war socialistas start turning to the US Military for their protection you know things are bad. What next CND supporting Trident!!

Bra Wars over Scooby Booby Doo. Silly season is here.

Women in Copenhagen can now swim and walk around in public pools without their bikini tops. I have always wanted to visit Copenhagen!!















F1 boss Max Mosley has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers. Brilliant. About time this bastard was taken down.

Home Office in illegal immigrants cover-up. The Home Office must go. It is a total waste of space.

Desperate Robert Mugabe recruits dead voters to rig election. The results will be out when Mugabe has got the result he wants.

Lance Corporal Matt Croucher hurls himself onto Taliban grenade. And he walked away!!! Brave lad.

Councils in shallow trick over potholes. Where's my pickaxe!!

Savoy hotel chief, Prince al-Walid bin Talal, plans mile-high tower. Let me guess. There will be a nightspot at the top called 'The Mile High Club'!!