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Friday, 25 January 2008

AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." Mark Twain

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner."
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." -Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan (1986)

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts." -Will Rogers

"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!" -P.J. O'Rourke

H/T Jeffrey Nihart

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Since you brought up George Bernard Shaw. My two favorite sayings, of the many of his, are:

"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else." For some reason, Bill and Hill come to mind.

And

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." Makes me wonder if this is why the liberals of the world seem to be surging.