WITH A FIVE YEAR OLD, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET:

Jake is 5 and learning to read.

He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,

"Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"

Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture"

and so it does .. A f r i c a n Elephant.

H/T Don Emslie